Who's the coolest... Jason Bourne or James Bond?

[onlyme]

I just realized I do have a James Bond connection, even it was for only week.  Kristina Wayborn starred in Octopussy.  Here we are in Boca Raton at a tennis tournament we played in.  I knew I had a connection but just remembered it

[24KT]

Ah Jags... you're missing the point... The point was to completely reboot the bond franchise and make it more modern, that's exactly what they did.

The point was to get away from the Connery, Brosnan, Moore, Dalton Bond and make him anew.

This is bond for now.

Oh, and Bond kicks Bourne's ass.

Bond's in order of greatest to worst...

Connery, Brosnan, Dalton (In The living Daylights), Craig, Moore.

I do not count "License to Kill" at all as a Bond movie... It was horrible and Dalton just couldn't do anything to fix it. Bad plot, bad script, bad everything.

No Tu, ...you're missing the point. I liked Bond the way he was. I like the suave, sexy, debonair Bond.
What woman doesn't like a cunning linguist? 

I don't want to see Bond put through a meat grinder, ...I want him sexy, masterful, and oozing with charm.

And who ever heard of Bond not caring if his martini is shaken or stirred?
That was sheer blasphemy... that's what that was!!! I couldn't believe my ears! 

[tu_holmes]

No Tu, ...you're missing the point. I liked Bond the way he was. I like the suave, sexy, debonair Bond.
What woman doesn't like a cunning linguist? 

I don't want to see Bond put through a meat grinder, ...I want him sexy, masterful, and oozing with charm.

And who ever heard of Bond not caring if his martini is shaken or stirred?
That was sheer blasphemy... that's what that was!!! I couldn't believe my ears! 

Ah, but you're old Jags... this is a bond for the youngsters.

Bond didn't care at the time because he was upset... his anger made him not care... I'm sure it's not that big a deal.

This was Bond's first mission... of course he wasn't super smooth yet, he just became a double-0

You're reading more into it than is actually there.

[24KT]

Ah, but you're old Jags... this is a bond for the youngsters.

Bond didn't care at the time because he was upset... his anger made him not care... I'm sure it's not that big a deal.

This was Bond's first mission... of course he wasn't super smooth yet, he just became a double-0

You're reading more into it than is actually there.

Excuse me?!?!     

[tu_holmes]

Excuse me?!?!    

It was only a joke... no need to get your panties in a twist (If you wear underwear of course)

[ToxicAvenger]

My vote goes to Bourne

agreed..the guy dosen't need gadgets.


although chuck norris tops em both 

[DK II]

I just realized I do have a James Bond connection, even it was for only week.  Kristina Wayborn starred in Octopussy.  Here we are in Boca Raton at a tennis tournament we played in.  I knew I had a connection but just remembered it

haha, that girl was a man before. it caused much trouble back then. 

[24KT]

haha, that girl was a man before. it caused much trouble back then. 

{ROTFLMAO} Donkey Kong, I think you just made Keith throw up in his mouth a little bit. 




















































...too bad you're incorrect. The transgendered Bond girl was Tula Cossey from "For Your Eyes Only"

(Keith just breathed a huge sigh of relief, ...and any second now, he'll regale us with a story of some hot babe he bagged to assure us he's totally straight) five... four... three... two... one... cue Keith.

Ps - I wish I could have been a fly on the wall to view Keith's face for that split second as he contemplated the possibility of not only having held someone in his arms who had been born with dangly bits, ...but taking a picture and posting it on the internet no less. I'm sure it would have been priceless.

[Bigger Business]

i just watched casino royal as well

thats a tough act to follow...great film

[Victor VonDoom]

Bourne is the shit, I hope they make them for years to come.

There will be only one more Bourne film:  the Bourne Ultimatum out later this year.  Bourne is good and for realism it is the better franchise.

Bond is the more entertaining franchise but unrealistic and often cartoonish.

Doom approves of both.

[Diesel1]

There will be only one more Bourne film:  the Bourne Ultimatum out later this year.  Bourne is good and for realism it is the better franchise.

Bond is the more entertaining franchise but unrealistic and often cartoonish.

Doom approves of both.

There was talk of making more films despite there only being three books.

I bloody hope they do!

[ThaRealist]

Sean Connery as James Bond destroys all...Sean would always swing his pimp cane with authority and the evil guys would drop their weapons as the ladies drop their panties....

[onlyme]

{ROTFLMAO} Donkey Kong, I think you just made Keith throw up in his mouth a little bit. 




















































...too bad you're incorrect. The transgendered Bond girl was Tula Cossey from "For Your Eyes Only"

(Keith just breathed a huge sigh of relief, ...and any second now, he'll regale us with a story of some hot babe he bagged to assure us he's totally straight) five... four... three... two... one... cue Keith.

Ps - I wish I could have been a fly on the wall to view Keith's face for that split second as he contemplated the possibility of not only having held someone in his arms who had been born with dangly bits, ...but taking a picture and posting it on the internet no less. I'm sure it would have been priceless.

Well I know for sure she was never a man.  We actually played against each other in the finals in front of a packed house of about 5,000 people.  My pro was Nels Van Patton and her was Bjorn Borg (did I already mention that, sorry).  But anyway it was fun that game.  Borg embarrased the shit out of me.

[DK II]

{ROTFLMAO} Donkey Kong, I think you just made Keith throw up in his mouth a little bit. 


...too bad you're incorrect. The transgendered Bond girl was Tula Cossey from "For Your Eyes Only"

(Keith just breathed a huge sigh of relief, ...and any second now, he'll regale us with a story of some hot babe he bagged to assure us he's totally straight) five... four... three... two... one... cue Keith.

Ps - I wish I could have been a fly on the wall to view Keith's face for that split second as he contemplated the possibility of not only having held someone in his arms who had been born with dangly bits, ...but taking a picture and posting it on the internet no less. I'm sure it would have been priceless.

hha, shit, i'm sorry.

[amc1980]

I watched Casino Royale last night and it, predictably, was a bag-o-shite.

Started off well with James drowning someone in a sink and then after that it was the usual Bond crap.

Bourne's not much better either.

In conclusion, Bauer would bite both their throats out without breaking a sweat.