I was in the presence of steroids and figured, rather then completely waste them, I'd shoot some. So, after taking a shot I almost instantly felt bigger/stronger, it was something. I then thought, damn, that was so easy and none of this is from my hard work, what a joke. I felt like a piece of dogshit and thought, "I'm just like every other douchebag in the gym now."
Luckily, I woke up and realized...I'm the Natural Express. I own 2nd rate juicers for fun...haha Must be a horrid feeling knowing you suck even on gear.
Good luck.