Author Topic: Female Gym staff leaves her number in my gymbag - GF finds it lol (Read 6113 times)

CQ is a pigment of my imagination. She's a hott tanned woman you'd kill for, but she ain't real! I put a lot of work into her and I am proud.

Can't stick up the ass of a woman who isn't real, silly.

"pigment of my imagination"

lol

MattT · « **Reply #68 on:** May 16, 2007, 02:20:24 AM »

Quote from: Mars on May 15, 2007, 08:10:03 AM

Yessssssss thick hot brazilian asses!!!!!!!!!!

like this

Pet shop boys · « **Reply #69 on:** May 16, 2007, 08:45:50 AM »

Quote from: Stark on May 15, 2007, 07:39:51 AM

I have a couple of Gymbunnies and some of the female gym staff who want to go out with me $:-\$ I like the attention I'm not complaining but some of the stuff they are doing is plain weired.
For example, one of the Girls who is (and to say it in BB.com Misk terms) a straight 8 keeps going to my buddies telling them how great she thinks I am some of you may find this funny but it's damn embarrassing, at least I find it ridicules, but now one who always tries to talk to me cleans up and re racks the small weights when I'm in went a little to far.

She asked one of the male staff to put her number in my Gymbag

So here I am taking a shower and some asshole puts her number on a small piece of paper in my gymbag, when I came back from the shower I simply dumped all my shit in the bag and left without seeing the paper.

Let me tell you this... I had some serious explaining to do when I came home and my GF found the fucking paper, the funny thing was I didn't even know what she was talking about lol, I was swearing up and down for an hour or more that I don't have a fucking clue were the paper came from, till now I'm not entirely sure if it was one of the gymstaff or one of my retarded buddies....but somebody left that piece of paper in my bag that's for sure.
The paper said Hey cute guy call me: Number Wink Lisa...I mean ffs think of that, we planing to get married august this year and she finds that paper

I concider myself a nice guy and I have been asked to come for a drink many times by either the female (and male lol) Gym staff and some Cardio Bunnies, I'm always nice and find either a plausible excuse or tell them straight up that I am engaged, she should have know that she could have simply talked to me....You woman say men are weired? Woman are fucking strange at times too $:-\$

Only my mother or the police can do a search on my stuff-

If you didn't see that piece of paper in your own bag, that means she does a major search in all your personal stuff (pockets and cell phone included) that's pathetic.

Time to be a real man and tell her not to invaded your fuckinng privacy.

WOOOOSSHHHHH

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #70 on:** May 16, 2007, 10:34:32 AM »

i used to put pictures of naked doods cut out in my buddy Rich's(RIP) gym bag for his wife to find..

ya could usually tell if it worked if rich walked in looking redder than usual..

Stark · « **Reply #71 on:** May 16, 2007, 10:37:48 AM »

Quote from: ProteinFarts! on May 16, 2007, 10:34:32 AM

i used to put pictures of naked doods cut out in my buddy Rich's(RIP) gym bag for his wife to find..

ya could usually tell if it worked if rich walked in looking redder than usual..

hahah awesome idea

You can tell somebody is a real player when his wife gf unpacks the bag for him

....real love.

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #72 on:** May 16, 2007, 10:39:27 AM »

we had a real douche bag in the gym that noone liked..he ws also the roid dealer..once someone i know put exlax in his carboforce..

dude shit his car being stuck in traffic

blinky · « **Reply #73 on:** May 16, 2007, 05:54:06 PM »

Quote from: Stark on May 15, 2007, 09:56:28 AM

That doesn't put you in the best light

CQ rocks and is completely trustworthy.
dont be giving her grief