I've already judged you to be 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. I outlift you in everything except ben n jerrys you fat delusional sack of gyno-filled melted tootsie roll lookin ashy pussy.
I just cracked me one off
''bigger than a Chinese phone book''
Wait..... You just did....... Or is that your favortie saying???
My all-time favorite:"I had her eating shit off of my cock"-Craig "Big Business" Titus at a Met-RX booth, in response to Mindspin, when asked if he had "done" a particular booth girl.-Hedge
i thought it was:"I had her eating her shit off my cock"
Actually, it was "I had her eating her own shit off my cock", but we get the point.
"do you want a tissue so you can wipe your vagina?"