Author Topic: Got Milk: The 2007 Gyno... err. Junior California (Read 63910 times)

honest · « **Reply #50 on:** June 24, 2007, 08:40:57 PM »

Fuck Rhino could have won this show.

slummin · « **Reply #51 on:** June 24, 2007, 08:51:32 PM »

Isn't the California the hot bed of future talent?

Oh wait --- wrong decade.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #52 on:** June 24, 2007, 09:07:55 PM »

Quote from: ~flower~ on June 24, 2007, 04:46:29 PM

my nipples hurt looking at some of these

Really?

Let's see!

Big Worm · « **Reply #53 on:** June 24, 2007, 09:10:37 PM »

The sad thing is...As bad as these men look...They all own Slobknobber!

Triple-H_2005 · « **Reply #54 on:** June 24, 2007, 09:14:49 PM »

Quote from: columbusdude82 on June 24, 2007, 06:47:48 PM

Lonnie Teper must have been very pleased with some of these contestants. Seriously though, why are there 40, 50, and 60 year olds competing in a show called "Junior California"

I'm not sure, but they may split their State Championships up like North Carolina does. Open Men & Women on one weekend and Juniors, Masters &Teens on another.
Maybe?

HalloweenMan · « **Reply #55 on:** June 24, 2007, 09:50:20 PM »

Quote from: columbusdude82 on June 24, 2007, 07:21:04 PM

Do his individual breasts each get a separate myspace page?

he is GUNS on myspace. he looks great before he dieted down and now he looks like a horrible mess. awful. it looks like his abs went far far away.
i know his drug stack too, but hush on that!

honest · « **Reply #56 on:** June 24, 2007, 10:50:19 PM »

Quote from: HalloweenMan on June 24, 2007, 09:50:20 PM

he is GUNS on myspace. he looks great before he dieted down and now he looks like a horrible mess. awful. it looks like his abs went far far away.
i know his drug stack too, but hush on that!

Fuck he looks clean except for his bitch tits

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #57 on:** June 24, 2007, 11:20:55 PM »

Solid proof that bodybuilding is not for everybody.

Hurricane Beef ! · « **Reply #58 on:** June 24, 2007, 11:38:16 PM »

These guys all look like Adonis disciples.

The Beef

UpTheDosage · « **Reply #59 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:18:59 AM »

I know Craig Golius and he is the BIGGEST MORON I have EVER come across in my entire life. I was in the same house as him for an entire week last year and I couldn't believe how stupid and immature he was. The guy seriously thinks he's going to be Mr. Olympia and he's the next Arnold, blah, blah. This shit came straight from his mouth. He also bragged about how awesome he was for being NATURAL!! "I can't imagine how huge I'll get once I get on gear!" was another common sentence that flowed from his mouth every 2 seconds. Anyways, I had to share that with you guys because this guy deserves every bit of flamming he's getting. And MY GOD those bitch tits are terrible.

Figo · « **Reply #60 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:22:01 AM »

Quote from: UpTheDosage on June 25, 2007, 01:18:59 AM

I know Craig Golius and he is the BIGGEST MORON I have EVER come across in my entire life. I was in the same house as him for an entire week last year and I couldn't believe how stupid and immature he was. The guy seriously thinks he's going to be Mr. Olympia and he's the next Arnold, blah, blah. This shit came straight from his mouth. He also bragged about how awesome he was for being NATURAL!! "I can't imagine how huge I'll get once I get on gear!" was another common sentence that flowed from his mouth every 2 seconds. Anyways, I had to share that with you guys because this guy deserves every bit of flamming he's getting. And MY GOD those bitch tits are terrible.

Was he lactating?

Get Rowdy · « **Reply #61 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:28:33 AM »

Quote from: Figo on June 25, 2007, 01:22:01 AM

Was he lactating?

hahahaha

DK II · « **Reply #62 on:** June 25, 2007, 02:52:20 AM »

This thread is a total shame for bodybuilding....

packetman · « **Reply #63 on:** June 25, 2007, 02:54:06 AM »

Quote from: garraeth on June 24, 2007, 04:21:39 PM

WTF IS T?HIS?!?

These are all GREAT Team MD Candidates!

Those, my friend, are called ANGRY Jazz Hands.

Here is an example of proper Jazz Hand execution:

MikeThaMachine · « **Reply #64 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:04:18 AM »

How do people like this ever get the thought to step on stage, I mean when did it ever seem like a good idea to them. Are these the same kind of people that go over waterfalls in barrels, attempt to shoot fruit off a friends head while drunk, go to a donkey show in Mexico completely sober, hang out with billy guns etc...

Figo · « **Reply #65 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:14:42 AM »

Quote from: MikeThaMachine on June 25, 2007, 03:04:18 AM

How do people like this ever get the thought to step on stage, I mean when did it ever seem like a good idea to them. Are these the same kind of people that go over waterfalls in barrels, attempt to shoot fruit off a friends head while drunk, go to a donkey show in Mexico completely sober, hang out with billy guns etc...

Yep, that sums them up.

The mirror is lying to them, and no-one intervened in time. Dont other contestants perhaps point out to them, between bouts of uncontrollable laughter, that they might have "missed their peak"?

Figo · « **Reply #66 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:20:05 AM »

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRINK & COMPETE !

MikeThaMachine · « **Reply #67 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:20:25 AM »

Quote from: packetman on June 25, 2007, 02:54:06 AM

Those, my friend, are called ANGRY Jazz Hands.

Here is an example of proper Jazz Hand execution:

Homer Simpson could show him how to do some great Jazz Hands.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1998680005186181858&q=homer+jazz+hands&total=5&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #68 on:** June 25, 2007, 05:06:20 AM »

Quote from: UpTheDosage on June 25, 2007, 01:18:59 AM

I know Craig Golius and he is the BIGGEST MORON I have EVER come across in my entire life. I was in the same house as him for an entire week last year and I couldn't believe how stupid and immature he was. The guy seriously thinks he's going to be Mr. Olympia and he's the next Arnold, blah, blah. This shit came straight from his mouth. He also bragged about how awesome he was for being NATURAL!! "I can't imagine how huge I'll get once I get on gear!" was another common sentence that flowed from his mouth every 2 seconds. Anyways, I had to share that with you guys because this guy deserves every bit of flamming he's getting. And MY GOD those bitch tits are terrible.

Was he really natural at the time? So these giant titties are the product of just a few short months of gear?!

I would have been more understanding if he had grown them over, say, several years of juicing but just hadn't gotten them taken care of.

Figo · « **Reply #69 on:** June 25, 2007, 05:08:25 AM »

Or the "friends" are sadists.

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #70 on:** June 25, 2007, 05:14:48 AM »

Quote from: Figo on June 25, 2007, 01:22:01 AM

Was he lactating?

Yes, UpTheDosage, we want to know: was he lactating? If so, did he squirt you?

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #71 on:** June 25, 2007, 05:18:41 AM »

Quote from: HalloweenMan on June 24, 2007, 09:50:20 PM

he is GUNS on myspace. he looks great before he dieted down and now he looks like a horrible mess. awful. it looks like his abs went far far away.
i know his drug stack too, but hush on that!

Do tell!

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #72 on:** June 25, 2007, 05:22:45 AM »

ok we know 92 entered now, how much did each pay to enter?

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #73 on:** June 25, 2007, 05:34:55 AM »

More of the first guy... apparently he is some sort of "wrestler"!

GOT MILK?

He also seems to go by the name "Craig Goliath": http://www.rasslinandmuscle.com/wrestlers_guns.html Go to the link for the cheeeziest sounding biography ever!

Hedgehog · « **Reply #74 on:** June 25, 2007, 07:19:28 AM »

I think this guy posted a year or so here, and when he was told he posed like he was pinching a loaf, he was offended, left and never came back.

He's a personal trainer and has his own website, can't remember the name of it, something with "intense" I think.

-Hedge