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Re: IS THIS THE BIGGEST MELTDOWN IN GETBIG HISTORY????
« Reply #50 on: July 22, 2007, 05:39:00 PM »
friend, you forgot to tel me abou your retarded sister

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« Reply #51 on: July 22, 2007, 05:47:52 PM »
friend, you forgot to tel me abou your retarded sister

I know its a part of you that you don't like other people knowing, its ok

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quit fucking her, your breaking her heart

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« Reply #52 on: July 22, 2007, 05:48:36 PM »
what did your mom say when you told her?

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« Reply #53 on: July 22, 2007, 05:49:52 PM »
or did she tell you to do what you normally do, and take it like a man

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« Reply #54 on: July 22, 2007, 07:40:33 PM »
hahahahahathis little fagggot "pumphard" will never post a picture of his huge "21 inch arms", Havenbull would destroy this little bitch.

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« Reply #55 on: August 20, 2007, 09:59:34 AM »
you guys are retarded.

for one post only; i will be serious...and try to communicate across the meaning of my posts..


almost all of my posts are exaggerated parodies of small feelings i get when i read the posts. most of the  time i figure that you guys will be smart enoug to pick up on my humor. but rarely is it the case.   mos did a meltdown parody in thisw thread(a really shitty one actually) and everyone immidietly picked up that it was meant to be funny.
as for that "meltdown"..i was being completely serious all the way untill the bottom portion. there i was trying to be funny; but no ne saw the humor i guess.

 to me, saying that i will slit open your throats=, shit on your brains, and piss in your parents mouths is fucking hilarious. idk..maybe im just immature or have an odd sense of humor.  or maybe you guys really are just stupid. i dont kno, and i dont care.


one thing that truly does piss me off though is squadfather posting pictures of teenagers that have truly dedicated their lives as of yet to bodybuilding, and making fun of them; totally unprovoked. myself and ironneck are two great exaples. irronnack looks really good for his age in his competition photos, and he has tried really hard to achieve that condition...and then he comes on here and you have to burn him. sure, a little flame-age is good for a persons motivation; but you are trying to coimpletely dismantle the kids self esteem.  and for myself, i have to say i am thankful for all of my prior flame-age; because without all the fatass, obese, "shake ya ass fat white girl", ugly, horrible physique comments i did recieve...i doubt i would look like i do now.    but now, i have dieted down to a respectable amount of body fat, and still carry alot more muscle than most guys my age; even the ones who have been working out for longer than i have, and that have never stopped "bulking", let alone cut off 100 lbs of fat over the last year.

the only reason i can find for squadfather to be posting our pics is eextreme jealousy or intense self loathing.

before i might have just thought he was an asshole(back when he hadnt posted pictures yet), but now; seeing what he really looks like) and brushed it aside thinking he really did look alot better than us and that he just didnt care about our self esteems at all. but knowing that he would have to be supremely elusional to believe that he looks even half as good as either me or ironneck; that transfers his whole motivation for "flame-ing" us ffrom just purely being a dick, to being a pathetic, jealous,  mean spirited, self loathing, insecurities-projecting fuckwit.

do you guys remember back when people were ganging up on squadfathers old username "sarcasm" because he was flaming people, and everyone thought he was "feces inyouface", whom we were posting pictures of...laughing that saracsm(squadfathe) would make fun of ANYONE looking like that(fecesinyourface). sarcasm vehemently denied that those pictures were him, saying he looked like shit...   but come to find out;DAVE here would actually have had more credibility around here had those pictures actually been of him. because that guy (feces inyourface) looks ten times better than dave does now.
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Re: IS THIS THE BIGGEST MELTDOWN IN GETBIG HISTORY????
« Reply #56 on: August 20, 2007, 10:53:19 AM »
you guys are retarded.

for one post only; i will be serious...and try to communicate across the meaning of my posts..


almost all of my posts are exaggerated parodies of small feelings i get when i read the posts. most of the  time i figure that you guys will be smart enoug to pick up on my humor. but rarely is it the case.   mos did a meltdown parody in thisw thread(a really shitty one actually) and everyone immidietly picked up that it was meant to be funny.
as for that "meltdown"..i was being completely serious all the way untill the bottom portion. there i was trying to be funny; but no ne saw the humor i guess.

 to me, saying that i will slit open your throats=, shit on your brains, and piss in your parents mouths is fucking hilarious. idk..maybe im just immature or have an odd sense of humor.  or maybe you guys really are just stupid. i dont kno, and i dont care.


one thing that truly does piss me off though is squadfather posting pictures of teenagers that have truly dedicated their lives as of yet to bodybuilding, and making fun of them; totally unprovoked. myself and ironneck are two great exaples. irronnack looks really good for his age in his competition photos, and he has tried really hard to achieve that condition...and then he comes on here and you have to burn him. sure, a little flame-age is good for a persons motivation; but you are trying to coimpletely dismantle the kids self esteem.  and for myself, i have to say i am thankful for all of my prior flame-age; because without all the fatass, obese, "shake ya ass fat white girl", ugly, horrible physique comments i did recieve...i doubt i would look like i do now.    but now, i have dieted down to a respectable amount of body fat, and still carry alot more muscle than most guys my age; even the ones who have been working out for longer than i have, and that have never stopped "bulking", let alone cut off 100 lbs of fat over the last year.

the only reason i can find for squadfather to be posting our pics is eextreme jealousy or intense self loathing.

before i might have just thought he was an asshole(back when he hadnt posted pictures yet), but now; seeing what he really looks like) and brushed it aside thinking he really did look alot better than us and that he just didnt care about our self esteems at all. but knowing that he would have to be supremely elusional to believe that he looks even half as good as either me or ironneck; that transfers his whole motivation for "flame-ing" us ffrom just purely being a dick, to being a pathetic, jealous,  mean spirited, self loathing, insecurities-projecting fuckwit.

do you guys remember back when people were ganging up on squadfathers old username "sarcasm" because he was flaming people, and everyone thought he was "feces inyouface", whom we were posting pictures of...laughing that saracsm(squadfathe) would make fun of ANYONE looking like that(fecesinyourface). sarcasm vehemently denied that those pictures were him, saying he looked like shit...   but come to find out;DAVE here would actually have had more credibility around here had those pictures actually been of him. because that guy (feces inyourface) looks ten times better than dave does now.


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Re: IS THIS THE BIGGEST MELTDOWN IN GETBIG HISTORY????
« Reply #57 on: August 20, 2007, 12:31:10 PM »
you guys are retarded.

for one post only; i will be serious...and try to communicate across the meaning of my posts..


almost all of my posts are exaggerated parodies of small feelings i get when i read the posts. most of the  time i figure that you guys will be smart enoug to pick up on my humor. but rarely is it the case.   mos did a meltdown parody in thisw thread(a really shitty one actually) and everyone immidietly picked up that it was meant to be funny.
as for that "meltdown"..i was being completely serious all the way untill the bottom portion. there i was trying to be funny; but no ne saw the humor i guess.

 to me, saying that i will slit open your throats=, shit on your brains, and piss in your parents mouths is fucking hilarious. idk..maybe im just immature or have an odd sense of humor.  or maybe you guys really are just stupid. i dont kno, and i dont care.


one thing that truly does piss me off though is squadfather posting pictures of teenagers that have truly dedicated their lives as of yet to bodybuilding, and making fun of them; totally unprovoked. myself and ironneck are two great exaples. irronnack looks really good for his age in his competition photos, and he has tried really hard to achieve that condition...and then he comes on here and you have to burn him. sure, a little flame-age is good for a persons motivation; but you are trying to coimpletely dismantle the kids self esteem.  and for myself, i have to say i am thankful for all of my prior flame-age; because without all the fatass, obese, "shake ya ass fat white girl", ugly, horrible physique comments i did recieve...i doubt i would look like i do now.    but now, i have dieted down to a respectable amount of body fat, and still carry alot more muscle than most guys my age; even the ones who have been working out for longer than i have, and that have never stopped "bulking", let alone cut off 100 lbs of fat over the last year.

the only reason i can find for squadfather to be posting our pics is eextreme jealousy or intense self loathing.

before i might have just thought he was an asshole(back when he hadnt posted pictures yet), but now; seeing what he really looks like) and brushed it aside thinking he really did look alot better than us and that he just didnt care about our self esteems at all. but knowing that he would have to be supremely elusional to believe that he looks even half as good as either me or ironneck; that transfers his whole motivation for "flame-ing" us ffrom just purely being a dick, to being a pathetic, jealous,  mean spirited, self loathing, insecurities-projecting fuckwit.

do you guys remember back when people were ganging up on squadfathers old username "sarcasm" because he was flaming people, and everyone thought he was "feces inyouface", whom we were posting pictures of...laughing that saracsm(squadfathe) would make fun of ANYONE looking like that(fecesinyourface). sarcasm vehemently denied that those pictures were him, saying he looked like shit...   but come to find out;DAVE here would actually have had more credibility around here had those pictures actually been of him. because that guy (feces inyourface) looks ten times better than dave does now.

i think people pick on you because you come across as spoiled, arrogant kid and you seem to deserve most of what you get around here.
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Re: IS THIS THE BIGGEST MELTDOWN IN GETBIG HISTORY????
« Reply #58 on: August 20, 2007, 01:07:42 PM »
Guilty of the crime of meltdowning...


Exhibit A:
you guys are retarded.

for one post only; i will be serious...and try to communicate across the meaning of my posts..


almost all of my posts are exaggerated parodies of small feelings i get when i read the posts. most of the  time i figure that you guys will be smart enoug to pick up on my humor. but rarely is it the case.   mos did a meltdown parody in thisw thread(a really shitty one actually) and everyone immidietly picked up that it was meant to be funny.
as for that "meltdown"..i was being completely serious all the way untill the bottom portion. there i was trying to be funny; but no ne saw the humor i guess.

 to me, saying that i will slit open your throats=, shit on your brains, and piss in your parents mouths is fucking hilarious. idk..maybe im just immature or have an odd sense of humor.  or maybe you guys really are just stupid. i dont kno, and i dont care.


one thing that truly does piss me off though is squadfather posting pictures of teenagers that have truly dedicated their lives as of yet to bodybuilding, and making fun of them; totally unprovoked. myself and ironneck are two great exaples. irronnack looks really good for his age in his competition photos, and he has tried really hard to achieve that condition...and then he comes on here and you have to burn him. sure, a little flame-age is good for a persons motivation; but you are trying to coimpletely dismantle the kids self esteem.  and for myself, i have to say i am thankful for all of my prior flame-age; because without all the fatass, obese, "shake ya ass fat white girl", ugly, horrible physique comments i did recieve...i doubt i would look like i do now.    but now, i have dieted down to a respectable amount of body fat, and still carry alot more muscle than most guys my age; even the ones who have been working out for longer than i have, and that have never stopped "bulking", let alone cut off 100 lbs of fat over the last year.

the only reason i can find for squadfather to be posting our pics is eextreme jealousy or intense self loathing.

before i might have just thought he was an asshole(back when he hadnt posted pictures yet), but now; seeing what he really looks like) and brushed it aside thinking he really did look alot better than us and that he just didnt care about our self esteems at all. but knowing that he would have to be supremely elusional to believe that he looks even half as good as either me or ironneck; that transfers his whole motivation for "flame-ing" us ffrom just purely being a dick, to being a pathetic, jealous,  mean spirited, self loathing, insecurities-projecting fuckwit.

do you guys remember back when people were ganging up on squadfathers old username "sarcasm" because he was flaming people, and everyone thought he was "feces inyouface", whom we were posting pictures of...laughing that saracsm(squadfathe) would make fun of ANYONE looking like that(fecesinyourface). sarcasm vehemently denied that those pictures were him, saying he looked like shit...   but come to find out;DAVE here would actually have had more credibility around here had those pictures actually been of him. because that guy (feces inyourface) looks ten times better than dave does now.
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Re: IS THIS THE BIGGEST MELTDOWN IN GETBIG HISTORY????
« Reply #59 on: August 20, 2007, 01:11:41 PM »
you guys are retarded.

for one post only; i will be serious...and try to communicate across the meaning of my posts..


almost all of my posts are exaggerated parodies of small feelings i get when i read the posts. most of the  time i figure that you guys will be smart enoug to pick up on my humor. but rarely is it the case.   mos did a meltdown parody in thisw thread(a really shitty one actually) and everyone immidietly picked up that it was meant to be funny.
as for that "meltdown"..i was being completely serious all the way untill the bottom portion. there i was trying to be funny; but no ne saw the humor i guess.

 to me, saying that i will slit open your throats=, shit on your brains, and piss in your parents mouths is fucking hilarious. idk..maybe im just immature or have an odd sense of humor.  or maybe you guys really are just stupid. i dont kno, and i dont care.


one thing that truly does piss me off though is squadfather posting pictures of teenagers that have truly dedicated their lives as of yet to bodybuilding, and making fun of them; totally unprovoked. myself and ironneck are two great exaples. irronnack looks really good for his age in his competition photos, and he has tried really hard to achieve that condition...and then he comes on here and you have to burn him. sure, a little flame-age is good for a persons motivation; but you are trying to coimpletely dismantle the kids self esteem.  and for myself, i have to say i am thankful for all of my prior flame-age; because without all the fatass, obese, "shake ya ass fat white girl", ugly, horrible physique comments i did recieve...i doubt i would look like i do now.    but now, i have dieted down to a respectable amount of body fat, and still carry alot more muscle than most guys my age; even the ones who have been working out for longer than i have, and that have never stopped "bulking", let alone cut off 100 lbs of fat over the last year.

the only reason i can find for squadfather to be posting our pics is eextreme jealousy or intense self loathing.

before i might have just thought he was an asshole(back when he hadnt posted pictures yet), but now; seeing what he really looks like) and brushed it aside thinking he really did look alot better than us and that he just didnt care about our self esteems at all. but knowing that he would have to be supremely elusional to believe that he looks even half as good as either me or ironneck; that transfers his whole motivation for "flame-ing" us ffrom just purely being a dick, to being a pathetic, jealous,  mean spirited, self loathing, insecurities-projecting fuckwit.

do you guys remember back when people were ganging up on squadfathers old username "sarcasm" because he was flaming people, and everyone thought he was "feces inyouface", whom we were posting pictures of...laughing that saracsm(squadfathe) would make fun of ANYONE looking like that(fecesinyourface). sarcasm vehemently denied that those pictures were him, saying he looked like shit...   but come to find out;DAVE here would actually have had more credibility around here had those pictures actually been of him. because that guy (feces inyourface) looks ten times better than dave does now.

Aren't you that clown that posted that embarrassing back double bi shot that displayed zero muscle? And aren't you some tweaker that stole $10,000 from his parents?

Nice to see you're still tweaking. What a monumental meltdown post. Get off the drugs kid.

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Re: IS THIS THE BIGGEST MELTDOWN IN GETBIG HISTORY????
« Reply #60 on: August 20, 2007, 06:44:52 PM »
you are a bunch of unintelligent douchebags.
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Re: IS THIS THE BIGGEST MELTDOWN IN GETBIG HISTORY????
« Reply #61 on: August 20, 2007, 07:31:51 PM »
you are a bunch of unintelligent douchebags.
awww your little feelings hurt :'(

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Re: IS THIS THE BIGGEST MELTDOWN IN GETBIG HISTORY????
« Reply #62 on: August 20, 2007, 07:33:29 PM »
nope. i am young, attractive, have a great sense of style, and my i.q. is at least 20 points higher than any of your bitchass'.


you guys cannot hurt my feelings. just piss me off.
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Re: IS THIS THE BIGGEST MELTDOWN IN GETBIG HISTORY????
« Reply #63 on: August 20, 2007, 07:45:57 PM »
So many people come here and get the same treatment so I have to ask:

Who are you?

A bunch of people have numbers and shit in their nicks. Are you the kid who looked a little like Medford or the one posed with all the dudes that looked like swimmers?

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« Reply #64 on: August 20, 2007, 08:31:38 PM »
this is who i am
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Re: IS THIS THE BIGGEST MELTDOWN IN GETBIG HISTORY????
« Reply #65 on: August 20, 2007, 09:28:30 PM »
You are the one who looked like Medford, LOL!

Keep up the good work.

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Re: IS THIS THE BIGGEST MELTDOWN IN GETBIG HISTORY????
« Reply #66 on: August 21, 2007, 07:49:53 AM »
this is who i am

haha thanks for the laugh this morning.  Now run along to your internship which consist of getting coffee, picking up dry-cleaning, and getting traded around by the log-cabin republicans for favors.
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Re: IS THIS THE BIGGEST MELTDOWN IN GETBIG HISTORY????
« Reply #67 on: August 21, 2007, 08:21:44 AM »
you are a bunch of unintelligent douchebags.
please just don't slit our throats "big guy".....BTW, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MMMMMMMMMMMM ;D

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Re: IS THIS THE BIGGEST MELTDOWN IN GETBIG HISTORY????
« Reply #68 on: August 21, 2007, 08:24:28 AM »
haha thanks for the laugh this morning.  Now run along to your internship which consist of getting coffee, picking up dry-cleaning, and getting traded around by the log-cabin republicans for favors.
i am not an intern anymore, but when i was i didnt get anyone coffee. MY intern did that. I handled constituints, case work, the phones, and policy research...also community outreacc/get out the vote programs in the home district.

and while i worked out of the district office, back at the campaign office, i designed mailers, coordinated precinct walks, and attended fundraisers.
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Re: IS THIS THE BIGGEST MELTDOWN IN GETBIG HISTORY????
« Reply #69 on: August 21, 2007, 08:34:33 AM »
Does anyone have the original pic he posted? I'm like 97% sure it looked like Medford's first pic. I recall it being posted on the X for comparison. If this is the case (same guy) he's made pretty good improvement. Not sure if he's stayed natty.

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« Reply #70 on: August 21, 2007, 08:39:58 AM »
Does anyone have the original pic he posted? I'm like 97% sure it looked like Medford's first pic. I recall it being posted on the X for comparison. If this is the case (same guy) he's made pretty good improvement. Not sure if he's stayed natty.
hahahaha, the picture on the motorcycle is the funniest. ;D

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« Reply #71 on: August 21, 2007, 09:18:27 AM »
you guys are retarded.

for one post only; i will be serious...and try to communicate across the meaning of my posts..


almost all of my posts are exaggerated parodies of small feelings i get when i read the posts. most of the  time i figure that you guys will be smart enoug to pick up on my humor. but rarely is it the case.   mos did a meltdown parody in thisw thread(a really shitty one actually) and everyone immidietly picked up that it was meant to be funny.
as for that "meltdown"..i was being completely serious all the way untill the bottom portion. there i was trying to be funny; but no ne saw the humor i guess.

 to me, saying that i will slit open your throats=, shit on your brains, and piss in your parents mouths is fucking hilarious. idk..maybe im just immature or have an odd sense of humor.  or maybe you guys really are just stupid. i dont kno, and i dont care.


one thing that truly does piss me off though is squadfather posting pictures of teenagers that have truly dedicated their lives as of yet to bodybuilding, and making fun of them; totally unprovoked. myself and ironneck are two great exaples. irronnack looks really good for his age in his competition photos, and he has tried really hard to achieve that condition...and then he comes on here and you have to burn him. sure, a little flame-age is good for a persons motivation; but you are trying to coimpletely dismantle the kids self esteem.  and for myself, i have to say i am thankful for all of my prior flame-age; because without all the fatass, obese, "shake ya ass fat white girl", ugly, horrible physique comments i did recieve...i doubt i would look like i do now.    but now, i have dieted down to a respectable amount of body fat, and still carry alot more muscle than most guys my age; even the ones who have been working out for longer than i have, and that have never stopped "bulking", let alone cut off 100 lbs of fat over the last year.

the only reason i can find for squadfather to be posting our pics is eextreme jealousy or intense self loathing.

before i might have just thought he was an asshole(back when he hadnt posted pictures yet), but now; seeing what he really looks like) and brushed it aside thinking he really did look alot better than us and that he just didnt care about our self esteems at all. but knowing that he would have to be supremely elusional to believe that he looks even half as good as either me or ironneck; that transfers his whole motivation for "flame-ing" us ffrom just purely being a dick, to being a pathetic, jealous,  mean spirited, self loathing, insecurities-projecting fuckwit.

do you guys remember back when people were ganging up on squadfathers old username "sarcasm" because he was flaming people, and everyone thought he was "feces inyouface", whom we were posting pictures of...laughing that saracsm(squadfathe) would make fun of ANYONE looking like that(fecesinyourface). sarcasm vehemently denied that those pictures were him, saying he looked like shit...   but come to find out;DAVE here would actually have had more credibility around here had those pictures actually been of him. because that guy (feces inyourface) looks ten times better than dave does now.

Are you saying you like the penis, CanDateMen?

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Re: IS THIS THE BIGGEST MELTDOWN IN GETBIG HISTORY????
« Reply #72 on: August 21, 2007, 09:20:17 AM »
Are you saying you like the penis, CanDateMen?
you better watch out Kiwi, these monstrous 10 inch cannons are sharpening the switch blade as we type. ;D

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Re: IS THIS THE BIGGEST MELTDOWN IN GETBIG HISTORY????
« Reply #73 on: August 21, 2007, 10:32:19 AM »


WTF??

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« Reply #74 on: August 21, 2007, 01:35:04 PM »
you better watch out Kiwi, these monstrous 10 inch cannons are sharpening the switch blade as we type. ;D

Maybe he wants something to cut the cake with 8)