So me and my friend are in the Armani Exchange store and there's this kid in there. Black shoes (possible womens), capri jean pants, skin tight black AX cutsleeve, black headband with the blowout trying on a sleeveless zip up hoodie. Can see the site injection marks on his 12" pipes (kind of like Pumphard) and all. The kid kept walking around the store trying to get everyone to check him out, and he keeps staring in the mirror when he asks the kid in an obviously fake, deep, burly voice, "Yo dude, you got a mirror where I can see the back so I know how good I make this look?" to the guy working there. Needless to say I couldn't stop laughing. Pure gold. I thought wannabe guido douches like that only lived in the "Little Italy" ghetto in Toronto above restaurants. Oh, how wrong I was.