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Re: SQUADFATHER: The Getbig Interview
« Reply #25 on: August 17, 2007, 03:36:52 PM »
Quote from: Benny Blanco on August 17, 2007, 02:53:57 PM
Not bad, Dantelis. However, this will always be the best analysis of the fat bastard known as the Squadfather.  :D

A Day in the life...

Morning : Shit, shower and go upstairs to have breakfast with mom. Log onto getbig; take breaks to watch bodybuilding vids on youtube.

Midmorning: Slurp down Muscletech shake while posting on getbig. Take out the garbage for mom.

Afternoon:  Goes to the gym for a lazy half-assed workout. On the way home picks up groceries for mom and buys a 12-pack of twinkies for himself. Checks mailbox for disability check.

Midafternoon: Showers and takes a nap. Logs back onto getbig with twinkies and a 2-liter bottle of Coke. Proceeds "owning" of various members and creating posts of his mighty gym exploits.

Evening:     Goes upstairs to have dinner with mom. Tonight she's cooking his favorite...spaghetti with meat sauce! Logs back into getbig. Watches more youtube bodybuilding vids between "ownings".

Bedtime:     Has another MuscleTech shake. Masturbates furiously to porn and/or pics of a pre-jailhouse Kelly Ryan. Falls asleep with a smile.

Thus ends a typical day of the mighty "Squadfather".   ;)

LMAO

Great stuff!  Only correction I would make to this:

"Has another MuscleTech shake. Masturbates furiously to porn and/or pics of a pre-jailhouse Kelly Ryan Scott Markey and/or Derek Anthony. Falls asleep with a smile."
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Re: SQUADFATHER: The Getbig Interview
« Reply #26 on: August 17, 2007, 03:37:54 PM »
big14,

I appreciate the questions.  I'll pass them on to the interviewer.
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Re: SQUADFATHER: The Getbig Interview
« Reply #27 on: August 17, 2007, 04:13:33 PM »
Quote from: dantelis on August 17, 2007, 03:37:54 PM
big14,

I appreciate the questions.  I'll pass them on to the interviewer.
hahahahaaa. ;D
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Re: SQUADFATHER: The Getbig Interview
« Reply #28 on: August 17, 2007, 04:20:05 PM »
Squadfather seriously has struck the fear of GOD into all you little dweebs! You are all stricken with paralyzing fear whenever he shows up in a thread!
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Re: SQUADFATHER: The Getbig Interview
« Reply #29 on: August 17, 2007, 04:21:53 PM »
Quote from: columbusdude82 on August 17, 2007, 04:20:05 PM
Squadfather seriously has struck the fear of GOD into all you little dweebs! You are all stricken with paralyzing fear whenever he shows up in a thread!
hahahhaa, can you imagine the time and emotion this guy has invested in this thread, hahahaha, he was probably sweating and crying over something i said when "he" wrote it. ;D
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Re: SQUADFATHER: The Getbig Interview
« Reply #30 on: August 17, 2007, 04:26:13 PM »
Quote from: Benny Blanco on August 17, 2007, 03:24:22 PM

We are now seeing the multiple handles of Squadfather. Ease up there tubbo, you're making it too obvious.  ;)

yes.
it's so funny it's silly.
how sad is that he has to respond to the truth with gimmicks.

you fat FUCK
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Re: SQUADFATHER: The Getbig Interview
« Reply #31 on: August 17, 2007, 04:28:48 PM »
here's what we are going to do loyal squatfatter hatas..

the Z board is the dump we should direct all our threads there and they won't be deleted or moved to the sucks ass Y where fgfather has influence under 20 different gimmicks...

what a faggy fat fiddly fk
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Re: SQUADFATHER: The Getbig Interview
« Reply #32 on: August 17, 2007, 04:29:30 PM »
Squiddie is a fat homo with stick legs

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Re: SQUADFATHER: The Getbig Interview
« Reply #33 on: August 17, 2007, 04:29:33 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on August 17, 2007, 04:21:53 PM
hahahhaa, can you imagine the time and emotion this guy has invested in this thread, hahahaha, he was probably sweating and crying over something i said when "he" wrote it. ;D

Squadfather, the sad thing is, you are BY FAR waaay funnier than any of these clowns are, even when they try to imitate you!

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Re: Squadfather: The Getbig Interview
« Reply #34 on: August 17, 2007, 04:51:24 PM »
Quote from: thewickedtruth on August 17, 2007, 10:51:24 AM
LOL you put WAY too much time into this one bro.


hahaha.... where is Chick with the follow up behind the scenes even sader truth
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Re: Squadfather: The Getbig Interview
« Reply #35 on: August 17, 2007, 04:52:35 PM »
Quote from: WOOO on August 17, 2007, 04:51:24 PM

hahaha.... where is Chick with the follow up behind the scenes even sader truth
"sader"?
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Re: SQUADFATHER: The Getbig Interview
« Reply #36 on: August 17, 2007, 05:36:31 PM »
Quote from: jason armstrong on August 17, 2007, 04:26:13 PM
yes.
it's so funny it's silly.
how sad is that he has to respond to the truth with gimmicks.

you fat FUCK

Brutal psychological projection. Epic meltdown Sarc obsession. Monster Squad in your profile tag worshiping.  :D
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Re: SQUADFATHER: The Getbig Interview
« Reply #37 on: August 17, 2007, 06:23:51 PM »
I am serious and not hating.  I find it strange that the person in the interview flexes "his" chin in a number of "his" pictures.  I wonder what motivates somebody to post a picture like the one featured in the interview?  The pic from other posts where "he" is eating the potato chip with "his" biceps/forearm/chin flexed is also an example.  Where is the motivation to post these strangely concocted poses/pictures?
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Re: SQUADFATHER: The Getbig Interview
« Reply #38 on: August 17, 2007, 07:12:34 PM »
You gotta admit, the Squadfather daily schedule post was funny...
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Re: SQUADFATHER: The Getbig Interview
« Reply #39 on: August 17, 2007, 07:22:02 PM »
funny how all the SF haters bring out their gimmicks to agree with each other because they are too scared to post under their real handles.


what a bunch of sissys
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Re: SQUADFATHER: The Getbig Interview
« Reply #40 on: August 17, 2007, 07:57:51 PM »
Quote from: Benny Blanco on August 17, 2007, 03:24:22 PM

We are now seeing the multiple handles of Squadfather. Ease up there tubbo, you're making it too obvious.  ;)

I hope that is true.

I couldn't stand to see grown ass men coming to stick up for another because he got a little flamed.

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Re: SQUADFATHER: The Getbig Interview
« Reply #41 on: August 17, 2007, 09:08:18 PM »
 :D  sarcasm still rules this board...
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Re: Squadfather: The Getbig Interview
« Reply #42 on: August 17, 2007, 09:29:47 PM »
Quote from: thewickedtruth on August 17, 2007, 10:51:24 AM
LOL you put WAY too much time into this one bro.

yes, like me with my 'snake oil' series
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Re: SQUADFATHER: The Getbig Interview
« Reply #43 on: August 18, 2007, 03:50:39 AM »
Quote from: chaos on August 17, 2007, 07:22:02 PM
funny how all the SF haters bring out their gimmicks to agree with each other because they are too scared to post under their real handles.


what a bunch of sissys

Fatso, you fell for it again and again.
sqatfather you are posting under your handles desperatly, it only makes you
look even more stupid.

BTW do you walk around in your basement topless with your fat saggy tits?
Since Getbig is your life, who do you have a crush on here?
Are you in love with Mindspin? 
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Re: SQUADFATHER: The Getbig Interview
« Reply #44 on: August 18, 2007, 03:53:38 AM »
so 'chaos' is a gimmick? ???
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Re: SQUADFATHER: The Getbig Interview
« Reply #45 on: August 18, 2007, 04:16:08 AM »
Quote from: jason armstrong on August 17, 2007, 04:28:48 PM
here's what we are going to do loyal squatfatter hatas..

the Z board is the dump we should direct all our threads there and they won't be deleted or moved to the sucks ass Y where fgfather has influence under 20 different gimmicks...

what a faggy fat fiddly fk

Come down to the V and check it out dude
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Re: Squadfather: The Getbig Interview
« Reply #46 on: August 18, 2007, 04:31:59 AM »
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Re: SQUADFATHER: The Getbig Interview
« Reply #47 on: August 18, 2007, 02:10:51 PM »
Quote from: big14 on August 18, 2007, 03:50:39 AM
Fatso, you fell for it again and again.
sqatfather you are posting under your handles desperatly, it only makes you
look even more stupid.

BTW do you walk around in your basement topless with your fat saggy tits?
Since Getbig is your life, who do you have a crush on here?
Are you in love with Mindspin? 

wow what a complete fucking idiot you are, "big"14.  What # gimmick are you? You are nothing but a stain on society and quite frankly should quit breathing my air. I hope you get an incurable ass rash and itch yourself to death.

Kindly fuck off and die. Peace.
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Re: SQUADFATHER: The Getbig Interview
« Reply #48 on: August 18, 2007, 04:46:20 PM »
Quote from: chaos on August 18, 2007, 02:10:51 PM
wow what a complete fucking idiot you are, "big"14.  What # gimmick are you? You are nothing but a stain on society and quite frankly should quit breathing my air. I hope you get an incurable ass rash and itch yourself to death.

Kindly fuck off and die. Peace.

Damn chaos, I like you but this is a Class A Meltdown, along the lines of what we normally see from Nick BitchFury Hersh.  What's up? :o
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Re: SQUADFATHER: The Getbig Interview
« Reply #49 on: August 18, 2007, 05:00:34 PM »
Quote from: chaos on August 18, 2007, 02:10:51 PM
wow what a complete fucking idiot you are, "big"14.  What # gimmick are you? You are nothing but a stain on society and quite frankly should quit breathing my air. I hope you get an incurable ass rash and itch yourself to death.

Kindly fuck off and die. Peace.
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