You guys ever had a break up over the phone?

[Camel Jockey]

I did.. I was indifferent emotionally, but the whole thing as a whole was sad.. Sad not because I gave a shit, but failed to hit it, and that to me is shitty. 

p.s. women of my demographic want too much.. As if you didn't need warning, stay the fuck away from them, even if it contrasts with your exotic fancies.

[Al-Gebra]

I did.. I was indifferent emotionally, but the whole thing as a whole was sad.. Sad not because I gave a shit, but failed to hit it, and that to me is shitty. 

p.s. women of my demographic want too much.. As if you didn't need warning, stay the fuck away from them, even if it contrasts with your exotic fancies.

i've banged a number of women in your demographic. you overthink things. 

[JediKnight]

Division didn't put out?

[Camel Jockey]

i've banged a number of women in your demographic. you overthink things. 

But she wanted to keep it going, even though we didn't do much at all.. How can I be patient about that? I didn't give a shit about fasting and she was lecturing me about that.

[benchmstr]

i used a fax machine to break up with a girl once.

bench

[240 is Back]

i used a fax machine to break up with a girl once.

Did you hit her with it?

[Al-Gebra]

i used a fax machine to break up with a girl once.

bench

that's nothing.

I used smoke signals to break up with two girls . . . at the same time.

[benchmstr]

that's nothing.

I used smoke signals to break up with two girls . . . at the same time.

you sir are a god

bench

[benchmstr]

Did you hit her with it?

no,but i like the way you think

this is the most fucked up way i ever broke up with someone.

we were about to break up anyways and i was at work and got dispatched to a 10-50 major.upon arrival i learned that she caused the wreck,she hit a car sitting at a stop sign at 55+ mph while she was going around a corner.she completely tore the engine to the front tires off of the truck she hit,her truck ended up in a ditch,she hit her head pretty hard on the steering wheel because she wasn't wearing a seat belt.anyways i pulled her out of the truck because it was filling up with water and the EMS crew took her to the hospital to check this golf ball sized knot on her forehead.about a week later(keep in mind that i hadn't called her,or answered any of her calls since then) i called her up and said"i have good news"your accident report is almost finished,she was kinda happy with that because i took my sweet ass time,then i said "i have bad news too",she said "whats that",i said "the only blank i have left to fill in is your citations for causing the wreck be up here before 6:00 pm so i don't have to go to your house".when she got to the PD she still thought i was joking then i proceeded to write her 4 citations for the wreck and as i was writting them out i broke up with her

that was about a week ago,needless to say she was pissed

bench

[Nordic Superman]

benchmstr, tens of houses, 1000BHP cars, etc etc and now this?

[benchmstr]

benchmstr, tens of houses, 1000BHP cars, etc etc and now this?

i see you enjoy stalking,are you already done combing the junior high for the day

bench

[Nordic Superman]

i see you enjoy stalking,are you already done combing the junior high for the day

bench

I'm not a stalker, just a few of your claims have stuck in my head recently.

The second part of the sentance doesn't make sense to me.

[benchmstr]

I'm not a stalker, just a few of your claims have stuck in my head recently.

The second part of the sentance doesn't make sense to me.

think harder,youll get it big guy

bench

[WOOO]

fack i broke up over email once...

[Rearden Metal]

that's nothing.

I used smoke signals to break up with two girls . . . at the same time.

ROFLCOPTER!!!

[I ETA PI]

How is it a break up if you never hit it? 
That's not a relationship.  You "knew" a chick for a while. 

I don't know what is more sad:
You on here asking if anyone else had "broke up" over the phone
or You calling it a relationship when you never even got inside her.

[Camel Jockey]

How is it a break up if you never hit it? 
That's not a relationship.  You "knew" a chick for a while. 

I don't know what is more sad:
You on here asking if anyone else had "broke up" over the phone
or You calling it a relationship when you never even got inside her.

Thank you for this rule of thumb. 

[24KT]

that's nothing.

I used smoke signals to break up with two girls . . . at the same time.

Don't tell me, ...you burned their houses down? 

[chaos]

no,but i like the way you think

this is the most fucked up way i ever broke up with someone.

we were about to break up anyways and i was at work and got dispatched to a 10-50 major.upon arrival i learned that she caused the wreck,she hit a car sitting at a stop sign at 55+ mph while she was going around a corner.she completely tore the engine to the front tires off of the truck she hit,her truck ended up in a ditch,she hit her head pretty hard on the steering wheel because she wasn't wearing a seat belt.anyways i pulled her out of the truck because it was filling up with water and the EMS crew took her to the hospital to check this golf ball sized knot on her forehead.about a week later(keep in mind that i hadn't called her,or answered any of her calls since then) i called her up and said"i have good news"your accident report is almost finished,she was kinda happy with that because i took my sweet ass time,then i said "i have bad news too",she said "whats that",i said "the only blank i have left to fill in is your citations for causing the wreck be up here before 6:00 pm so i don't have to go to your house".when she got to the PD she still thought i was joking then i proceeded to write her 4 citations for the wreck and as i was writting them out i broke up with her

that was about a week ago,needless to say she was pissed

bench

hahahah f'ing classic

[affy]

But she wanted to keep it going, even though we didn't do much at all.. How can I be patient about that? I didn't give a shit about fasting and she was lecturing me about that.

you should have told her you would only fast if you could break it by eating her pussy

[powerpack]

Yup done it over the phone as well.
I don't see the issue