Don't be an assclown... My wife is right here watching south park... She doesn't give a crap that I look... In a bit we're going to have a hardcore romping I'll pm you all the details
"This is typical for married men - looking at porn all day, dreaming of what they NEVER will have. Because they fucked up the day they got married and they'll spend their whole life regretting it."
Did I mention whether your wife gives a shit or not? No. And everything I said STILL remains true.
I'm free. And you're not. What you dream of, is my reality.