385 x EVERYTHING!!!!

[Master Blaster]

385 SQUAT 

385 BENCH 

WEIGHS 385 LB 

What a strange coincidence that everything in this freaks life is 385.

[PANDAEMONIUM]

LMAO

[pumphard]

your right.......and 385 is the amount of straight hours that you've been on the boards

[PANDAEMONIUM]

your right.......and 385 is the amount of straight hours that you've been on the boards

epic pot calling the kettle black.  So, what "other things" do you "do on the computer"?

[Fury]

your right.......and 385 is the amount of straight hours that you've been on the boards

hahaha, the IRONY of the statement is just too much.


You forgot "385 donuts in one sitting."

[pumphard]

hahaha, the IRONY of the statement is just too much.


You forgot "385 donuts in one sitting."

or 385 days without you getting any pussy

[Fury]

or 385 days without you getting any pussy

Fucked your sister last Friday. There goes your insult.


By the way Plumplard, everyone isn't like you. There are those of us who actually get laid without paying for it. 

[pumphard]

Fucked your sister last Friday. There goes your insult.


By the way Plumplard, everyone isn't like you. There are those of us who actually get laid without paying for it. 

here comes the jr. high comebacks, what else is this nerd going to say, its not like he's got real pussy stories

[PANDAEMONIUM]

here comes the jr. high comebacks, what else is this nerd going to say, its not like he's got real pussy stories

If you're so against "jr. high comebacks," how come you always call people "nerds"?

[ripitupbaby]

If you're so against "jr. high comebacks," how come you always call people "nerds"?

 


Who's this thread about, anyway? 

[pumphard]

If you're so against "jr. high comebacks," how come you always call people "nerds"?

I call them the way I see them............why, I'm I hurting your feelings

[Fury]

If you're so against "jr. high comebacks," how come you always call people "nerds"?

I prefer his trademark insult he posts every time he gets frustrated. The "......hahahahaha.....you r too much but I'm going to sit here for the next 8 hours replying no less than 3 times to every post you make in less than 30 seconds........hahahahah ..........." 

[PANDAEMONIUM]

I prefer his trademark insult he posts every time he gets frustrated. The "......hahahahaha.....you r too much but I'm going to sit here for the next 8 hours replying no less than 3 times to every post you make in less than 30 seconds........hahahahah ..........." 

Yeah, inserting "hahahaha" into every post when he's getting shitcanned mercilessly by us is a sure sign he's actually melting down and pounding his chubby fists into the keyboard.  He's trying to play off our ownings of him like he's not really pissed, but we all know he is.

[pumphard]

I prefer his trademark insult he posts every time he gets frustrated. The "......hahahahaha.....you r too much but I'm going to sit here for the next 8 hours replying no less than 3 times to every post you make in less than 30 seconds........hahahahah ..........." 

hahahaha.........cause I know it drives you crazy...........hahahaha haha.......try to take it easy on the keyboard, you're probably disturbing others in the dorm

[pumphard]

Yeah, inserting "hahahaha" into every post when he's getting shitcanned mercilessly by us is a sure sign he's actually melting down and pounding his chubby fists into the keyboard.  He's trying to play off our ownings of him like he's not really pissed, but we all know he is.

So, what does it say about you everytime you avoid my question...........hahah aha

[Master Blaster]

So, what does it say about you everytime you avoid my question...........hahah aha

What question?

[pumphard]

how many times do you think that hand can wrap around your scrawny neck.........hahahahaha

[Havenbull]

Your wedding ring must have snapped off years ago 

[Master Blaster]

how many times do you think that hand can wrap around your scrawny neck.........hahahahaha

That's the second time you've said that. I don't know if you are aware of this, but hands can't "wrap around" things multiple times. 

It's odd little statements like those that make you sound like a retarded child. Just curious, do you wear a helmet?

[pumphard]

Your wedding ring must have snapped off years ago 

kind of like your neck ........................ ..

[tu_holmes]

kind of like your neck ........................ ..

What the hell does that even mean?

Do you find it's fairly easy to pick up items with Vienna sausages, or does it require some modicum of skill?

[pumphard]

What the hell does that even mean?

Do you find it's fairly easy to pick up items with Vienna sausages, or does it require some modicum of skill?

wow, you first defend a pedo, then you defend the nerds, and now a homo..........bro, you need a morality check

[tu_holmes]

wow, you first defend a pedo, then you defend the nerds, and now a homo..........bro, you need a morality check

Don't worry, when they start picking on huge lying fat asses, I'll run right to your defense....

No... no I won't.

[pumphard]

Don't worry, when they start picking on huge lying fat asses, I'll run right to your defense....

No... no I won't.

lying about what

[tu_holmes]

lying about what

How much you lift?

Your body fat percentage?

The pedophilia? (Although, in all fairness, you don't deny it, you just ignore it)