Agreed, there are no shortage of douchebags in the gym. Here are some I'm guilty of:
Carrying a Gallon of Water - It does last for only 2 workouts though
Unfriendly, mild bad ass attitude - I honestly feel my gains are better than most, and most juicers even...so, yeah, I'm a bad ass
Tribal Arm Tattoo - I don't mind it, but yes, too common
Mirror Hog - Yeah, sometimes I wish there was another one of me, but the consolation prize is looking in the mirror after every set
Now, the for the clowns I mock:
Guys who use more than workout partner - Usually a group of 3 juiceheads all part of the "hardcore" movement. It's bad enough you can't do jack squat without gear, but you need 2 other people to help you too...sad. Plus, it makes it look like something important is going on. Much like pro bodybuilders having 3 people around them, to make them feel more important than they actually are.
Guys who Fuck the Weight Rack - I usually walk right over these clowns, when I need to put a weight away...no excuse me or any words, I literally walk2" in front of them...real perceptive douchebags A gym, has more than just you in it.
Weight Slammers - Some things are understandable...heavy dead lifts or dropping dumbells on a heavy bench set. It's usually the guy who is doing a tricep press on the cable machine with 60lbs, then let's the fucking bar go mid rep, so everyone knows how weak he is. 9x out of 10, they are usually on juice and couldn't hold my gym bag, but are now a bad ass cause they slam that set down...BOOM! complete clowns
Middle aged women who wear way too little - As if working in a sleazy strip club doesn't get you enough attention, you go to the gym in almost nothing with your fucked up hard implants, mediocre face, and fake everything. These sluts make me puke.
The Middle Aged Tough Guy - Usually, someone who look likes utter shit, but takes GH and gear and tries to rationalize it because he does a no name low budget competition once a year. These are the saddest of them all. Delusional and very weak minded.
Guys who ask me "Do you compete" - I reply, "Why would I do that?" hahah Between the crazy drug abuse and no pay check, it doesn't sound like a sound choice. So no, I don't compete, even though you do and I surpass you naturally.
People on the sauce, talking about gear for 5 minutes, while I bust out 2 mean sets. Epic Intensity
Cell Phone Jokers - For real, you're not putting together a multi million dollar deal and your wife didn't just get killed. It's sad that people don't take some time during the day for themselves. Lonely souls.
Like lonely women who yap on their cell phone, while on the treadmill...not as bad, but yeah.
Do I like going to the gym, HELL YEAH BABY! hahah