What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?

[Alex23]

there you go, another thread about derek anthony
who ever saw this coming 

"male strip club" on getbig. how did you not see that cuming?

[OneMoreRep]

"male strip club" on getbig. how did you not see that cuming?

But Alex, how is that working out for Bluto?

[Bluto]

im not into either bb shows or male strip clubs so obviously im kinda lost in this thread... ill leave it you guys, the experts

[Alex23]

But Alex, how is that working out for Bluto?

Depends who's on the "Bluto" account. Someone else just logged in.

[OneMoreRep]

im not into either bb shows or male strip clubs so obviously im kinda lost in this thread... ill leave it you guys, the experts

Fair enough...  I guess you should do what you do best.  Go and create a bunch of shitty threads with no direction just to up your post count by drowning the damn things with responses by yourself or your damn gimmicks.

Here, I'll lead you to a recent one... http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=180791.0

[BigCypriate]

(Excluding the Olympia & Arnold)

Contestants in both events workout year round making sure to keep in great shape for when they take part in a major competition/dance.

Men in both of these professions use steroids.

People pay to go see both.

People are packed into a small seating area.

Both venues have a stage with heavy lights.

Backstage there's a shit load of makeup people along with a bunch of weights on the floor for a pre-pump.

Both events have judges and a winner.

Both events consist of oiled-up, muscle men dancing practically naked to a ridiculous song while viewers clap or squeeze one out.

Contestants at both venues would be lucky to leave that night with $1,000 in earnings.

After the show, contestants from both events get hit on by G4P sponsors for private parties and the such.

On your way out you can usually get a signed autograph from your favorite Pro/Dancer..

On your way out, you can also usually buy a poster of your favorite pro/dancer for a small fee and maybe even his workout/sex video.

The Promoter/Club Owner always gets the higher cut from the entire show and leaves the scraps to be divided between the performers..

You walk out of the show never feeling as if it was truly as good as it was hyped up to be...

Speak on this,
"1"

P.S.  You can even buy a magazine (Playgirl or Flex) where your favorite Pro/Dancer is included on a spread with his best "shots"...

I think the main difference is that at a BB show you are not there masturbating and drinking wine coolers

[DK II]

a night at a male strip club is less gay

lol!!

great stuff, 1!

[vinnydountsnyc]

if you hate BB so much why even belong to this forum ?
 

[DK II]

if you hate BB so much why even belong to this forum ?
 

be careful, there's a HUUUUGE difference between doing bodybuilding and watching bodybuilding.

Doing it is fun, watching it is totally gay.

Hope this helps.

[OneMoreRep]

if you hate BB so much why even belong to this forum ?
 

Who said anything about hate?  There is nothing on this thread or in anyone's posts about hate.  We are just comparing the obvious similarities of both professions.

[BayGBM]

I think the main difference is that at a BB show you are not there masturbating and drinking wine coolers

Wrong. I've seen that happen in the audience at BB shows. 

[DK II]

Wrong. I've seen that happen in the audience at BB shows. 

between your own legs? 

[OneMoreRep]

between your own legs? 

Donkey,

He is unfortunately right.  At some "World/Masters" event that was held here in NYC, when good old Rusty Jeffers took the stage, there were 4 gentlemen dressed in heavy, black leather along with police men hats and Raybans that were going nuts as he did his routine on stage.  Keeping a long story short, there were complaints to the ushers that they were getting nasty and supposedly throwing popcorn along with yogurt across the seats onto other viewers... 

Let's just say that yogurt isn't the only thing that is white and creamy,
"1"

[DK II]

Donkey,

He is unfortunately right.  At some "World/Masters" event that was held here in NYC, when good old Rusty Jeffers took the stage, there were 4 gentlemen dressed in heavy, black leather along with police men hats and Raybans that were going nuts as he did his routine on stage.  Keeping a long story short, there were complaints to the ushers that they were getting nasty and supposedly throwing popcorn along with yogurt across the seats onto other viewers... 

Let's just say that yogurt isn't the only thing that is white and creamy,
"1"

It's not that i didn't believe him, i was just wondering if he was one of the guys commiting this 'felony'. 

[Mons Venus]

LOL

Both events have guys jerking off in the audience. 

Please say that was a joke Bay. 

[BigCypriate]

Please say that was a joke Bay. 

When it comes to the penis, bay don't joke around

[Tom]

1)uh a trophy is involved for the "winner"

2) competitors have to pay money to compete and get up on stage

3)no stripping involved, competitors are already 95% percent naked, as they walk on stage, "pose" and leave the stage

actually on this topic, surely everyone has to admit that men's posing trunks are actually getting smaller and smaller every year, not to mention the actual fabric and how should i say "look" of the suits are what women normally wear (shiny, bright colors, designs, spangles, etcetera)

[BigCypriate]

1)uh a trophy is involved for the "winner"

2) competitors have to pay money to compete and get up on stage

3)no stripping involved, competitors are already 95% percent naked, as they walk on stage, "pose" and leave the stage

actually on this topic, surely everyone has to admit that men's posing trunks are actually getting smaller and smaller every year, not to mention the actual fabric and how should i say "look" of the suits are what women normally wear (shiny, bright colors, designs, spangles, etcetera)

No I was looking at their muscles you gaylord

[Bluto]

Fair enough...  I guess you should do what you do best.  Go and create a bunch of shitty threads with no direction just to up your post count by drowning the damn things with responses by yourself or your damn gimmicks.

Here, I'll lead you to a recent one... http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=180791.0

thats the second time you link to that one. pity post.

see how hurt this "one" loser is. he really thought long and hard about the subject and nobody gives a shit or think he's funny. haha.
self ownage at its best
just another gay thread from the gay guy.

[DK II]

No I was looking at their muscles you gaylord

Yeah surre you were, with your dick in your hand...

[BayGBM]

Please say that was a joke Bay. 

It wasn't.

I have seen guys jerking off during the posedown at BB shows.  Lest you think I am making this up, OneMoreRep just corroborated it above. 

[OneMoreRep]

see how hurt this "one" loser is. he really thought long and hard about the subject and nobody gives a shit or think he's funny. haha.

One of the largest threads so far in less than a day and most people have already chimed in with good responses and laughs.

You could care two shits about bodybuilding or about anything related to it, you're just a lonely troll trying to up your post count by all means.  That's perfectly fine, but just don't start to believe that you are in any way entertaining. 

Go back and keep posting useless techno viking and malaysian shuffle threads and while you are at it, keeping boosting your post count by continuously bumping your own threads..

"1"

[Tom]

big cyprioate  try to be objective if you can. i don't care how straight anyone of us are , if your a fan of bb anyone can see what i mentioned! it doesn't take a rocket scientist gay or straight to see this!

[Bluto]

did he just reply with a half page? jesus im not even gonna read that haha im off to the gym
later

[BigCypriate]

It wasn't.

I have seen guys jerking off during the posedown at BB shows.  Lest you think I am making this up, OneMoreRep just corroborated it above. 

you peoples lack of straightness is sickening