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What is the moral of the story here folks?  Is mysogyny really the fastest way to a blowjob  :-\
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degrading girls is key to getting laid.

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degrading girls is key to getting laid.


I have heard, but not yet tried, that mild, non-permanent physical abuse is also highly effective.  Any word on this? ???
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I have heard, but not yet tried, that mild, non-permanent physical abuse is also highly effective.  Any word on this? ???
I usually start off with some verbal abuse then smack them around with my cock.

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I usually start off with some verbal abuse then smack them around with my cock.


So you don't ever use your hands to inflict minor bruising ???
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I have heard, but not yet tried, that mild, non-permanent physical abuse is also highly effective. 

If that's the case, wouldn't severe, permanent physical abuse be even more effective?
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What is the moral of the story here folks?  Is mysogyny really the fastest way to a blowjob  :-\

so you banged medford?
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Ron: "I am lazy."

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Pretty chicks usually feel worthless inside.
If you tell them the they're worthless, they'll do whatever they can to try to prove you wrong.

It's the greatest strategy a man can use.

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Those weren't "highly offensive comments". They were 'NEGS'. Subtle difference J-Dogg!
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yes, it's true.  Many girls with low self esteem find a dick to be safe, attractive.  It works.

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yes, it's true.  Many girls with low self esteem find a dick to be safe, attractive.  It works.

Aren't you married?
for a man who's probably cried in his wife's arms in the past 6 months, those are strong words. 

Just be happy she begrudgedly lets you "put it to her" as often as she does.
You'll continue to force what you know of her pre-marital sexual history to the back of your mind, and convince yourself that your $300 web page service is providing your family with all they need to excel in society.  None of us are fooled.

Seriously though.  I do like your posts on the political board. 
And I do think you're tough because you carry a gun around.  I'm sure you'd use it on me if I ever confronted you.  I know its not a 'front' for your insecurities. 

Anyway....we both fail on our diet and training because we're busy, right?  Not because we have no willpower. 
Have a good night.

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exactly, and only a pusssy ass bitch would disagree.

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exactly, and only a pusssy ass bitch would disagree.

I bet you're going to pounce on a fine ass ho, right?
You're just making here clean her ass while you post on this board.  Make sure she douches good! 

Don't start thinking about what is happening, you might lose your erection.  And, make sure you tell us all how great you were too!

Bitches ain't shit but hoe's and tricks!

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I bet you're going to pounce on a fine ass ho, right?
You're just making here clean her ass while you post on this board.  Make sure she douches good! 

Don't start thinking about what is happening, you might lose your erection.  And, make sure you tell us all how great you were too!

Bitches ain't shit but hoe's and tricks!
actually it would be a lot easier for you to tell her to clean her ass because it's your sister i'm fuccking and she's still at home, tell her not to forget my money either or i'm gonna bitch slap her till she pisses her pants.

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actually it would be a lot easier for you to tell her to clean her ass because it's your sister i'm fuccking and she's still at home, tell her not to forget my money either or i'm gonna bitch slap her till she pisses her pants.

That's wonderful. 

Are you expecting me to play the "my sister died" card in the hopes that you'll be saddened by your post? 
Of course, you'll know I'm kidding, so it won't matter. 

Of course, we both know you're not fucking my sister. 
I think we both know it is saturday night, and you're not fucking anyone.  I do like your posts though. 
Youporn has some good clips though.  Are you into anal sex?  I think there is plenty of clips on that site.  Just search for "highest rated."  I'm sure you'll trust everyone else's opinion as to what is viewable.

Hey, remember when you had the name Sarcasm?  That was a good name.



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That's wonderful. 

Are you expecting me to play the "my sister died" card in the hopes that you'll be saddened by your post? 
Of course, you'll know I'm kidding, so it won't matter. 

Of course, we both know you're not fucking my sister. 
I think we both know it is saturday night, and you're not fucking anyone.  I do like your posts though. 
Youporn has some good clips though.  Are you into anal sex?  I think there is plenty of clips on that site.  Just search for "highest rated."  I'm sure you'll trust everyone else's opinion as to what is viewable.

Hey, remember when you had the name Sarcasm?  That was a good name.



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Touche! 
The trump card hath been laid. 

Good play Dave. 

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That's wonderful. 

Are you expecting me to play the "my sister died" card in the hopes that you'll be saddened by your post? 
Of course, you'll know I'm kidding, so it won't matter. 

Of course, we both know you're not fucking my sister. 
I think we both know it is saturday night, and you're not fucking anyone.  I do like your posts though. 
Youporn has some good clips though.  Are you into anal sex?  I think there is plenty of clips on that site.  Just search for "highest rated."  I'm sure you'll trust everyone else's opinion as to what is viewable.

Hey, remember when you had the name Sarcasm?  That was a good name.




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hahahahhaa, as opposed to him or you who are ON LINE AS WELL. :D

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I've always found being nice and polite to girls seems to work.  Am I the only one who feels this way?  ???
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I've always found being nice and polite to girls seems to work.  Am I the only one who feels this way?  ???
Sure, if you're looking to make "friends". ::)
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Sure, if you're looking to make "friends". ::)

exactly, women only respond to insults