I object to getting my car "hit and ran" on "Cinco De Mayo" while sitting in the driveway...
Then finding out later the "orange picker" has no fucking insurance
Cinco de Mayo is a made up holiday for the mexicans. That still doesn't give them the right to hit and run your car
True story, some beeners a couple blocks away had a party on Stinko de mayo, and one of the "vatos" left shitfaced, he backed his car over a 5 year old girl, then drove off down the street, bouncing off cars, then he ran into the back of a parked trailer and passed out, that's where the cops picked him up. The little girl lived.