gayer than Joe DiMaggio dunking his doughnuts
Gayer than George Steinbrenner singing "Heartbreaker".
Gayer than yo yo ma.
gayer than "master of the house, keeper of the inn..."
Gayer than a suede jacket with pink lining on the inside.
gayer than getting the guy from reservoir dogs to be Elaine's dad
Gayer than George looking like a dam fool.
Gayer than tearing your foreskin in a zipper