you don't get it, candy-pants.
in the first place, you do look EXACTLY like MANY soccer players i knew. at least your "natural" pictures did. in those shots, if i put a soccer shirt and shorts on you you wouldn't have even been the biggest kid on the team. deal.
but that's irrelevant. the problem is that you think your knowledge is infallible. you think you know everything about everything and any contradictions obviously mean the person is wrong, because it's not what YOU think. chaos and panda, for whatever fat they carry, have FAR more muscle than you do. i would take lifting advice from them any day.
and how did you come about this knowledge? how do you know your theories are the best? what results have they gotten? mediocre results that necessitated steroid use when you're not even old enough to buy alcohol? it'd be different if you'd trained others and could actually SHOW something for yourself, but you can't.
you need a shit load of humility man. even wicked admits that he has a lot to learn and that dude's a monster compared to pretty much everyone here.