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WWAD The Advice Thread
« on: August 03, 2008, 01:24:07 PM »
So RUDE has the general questions thread---I have decided to start an advice thread, What Would Avesher Do--kind of like that stupid Ann Landers bitch but with far more solid advice.

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Re: WWAD The Advice Thread
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2008, 01:37:45 PM »

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Re: WWAD The Advice Thread
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2008, 02:10:09 PM »
Avesher what do you do when approached by someone that calls himself "flexguns" on the internet in his tapout shirt and affliction shorts?
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: WWAD The Advice Thread
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2008, 02:37:05 PM »
Avesher what do you do when approached by someone that calls himself "flexguns" on the internet in his tapout shirt and affliction shorts?

well someone in that state of desparation and sorrow I tend to just ignore them and they go away.  There usually is no hope for idiots that far gone.  Although if they open their mouth too often I like to stick their head through a plate glass window.

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Re: WWAD The Advice Thread
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2008, 02:56:24 PM »
Avesher how do u recommend we rid the world of the digusting, vile, and contagious virus known as Taylor Barrett Disease?

Which causes people to meltdown, make fools of themselves, and pretty much know it all on bodybuilding message boards.

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Re: WWAD The Advice Thread
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2008, 03:04:28 PM »
well the best approach here is to take note of all candizzle replies, and then do the complete opposite of that.  He has set the benchmark for message board meltdowns and as long as people do not follow his lead, the world will eventually rid itself of that type of idiot. 

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Re: WWAD The Advice Thread
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2008, 09:59:14 PM »
Hey buddy, nice to see you have your own thread.  I'll post a question that I know EVERYONE wants to know the answer to...






What's the best way to rid the earth of a festering fat pile of steaming pedophilic shit? (hi "pumphard"!)



 ;D

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Re: WWAD The Advice Thread
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2008, 10:06:01 PM »
Hey buddy, nice to see you have your own thread.  I'll post a question that I know EVERYONE wants to know the answer to...






What's the best way to rid the earth of a festering fat pile of steaming pedophilic shit? (hi "pumphard"!)



 ;D

easy answer---throw a collection plate together and get enough for me to go to Toronto and take care of pedo fat.

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Re: WWAD The Advice Thread
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2008, 10:44:21 PM »
easy answer---throw a collection plate together and get enough for me to go to Toronto and take care of pedo fat.

hahah!!!!  I love it. ;D  Havenbull, chaos, masterblaster/zaphod and I have been in talks about visiting Toronto on "business"...hitting the strip bars, drinking each other under the table, and then playing mailbox baseball with the fat head of a pedo.

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Re: WWAD The Advice Thread
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2008, 07:41:27 AM »
Avesher, whats the most efficient way to dispose of a dead hooker's body??

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Re: WWAD The Advice Thread
« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2008, 09:57:12 AM »
Avesher, whats the most efficient way to dispose of a dead hooker's body??

im not a fan of the burial as they seem for some reason to get found.   I like the chopping up of parts and then burning the bags in the garbage cans of minorities in the poor neighborhoods of cities at least 200 miles away.  Also, in Canada, feeding them to pigs is quite popular.

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Re: WWAD The Advice Thread
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2008, 07:27:23 PM »
Have you used steroids before?

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Re: WWAD The Advice Thread
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2008, 07:56:27 PM »
Have you used steroids before?

who r u?

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Re: WWAD The Advice Thread
« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2008, 08:04:47 PM »

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Re: WWAD The Advice Thread
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2008, 08:20:40 PM »
Is that a no comment?

this is an advice column---that is not an advice question

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Re: WWAD The Advice Thread
« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2008, 08:47:17 PM »
this is an advice column---that is not an advice question

Sorry man, some guy on another message board was saying you were the man or something and you were juiced.

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Re: WWAD The Advice Thread
« Reply #16 on: August 04, 2008, 09:10:33 PM »
aren't you Josh from Canada?

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Re: WWAD The Advice Thread
« Reply #17 on: August 04, 2008, 09:12:39 PM »
this is interesting

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Re: WWAD The Advice Thread
« Reply #18 on: August 04, 2008, 09:16:37 PM »
this is interesting
Yes, it is..........where is this going avesher, what's going to be revealed here?
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Re: WWAD The Advice Thread
« Reply #19 on: August 04, 2008, 09:21:23 PM »
Yes, it is..........where is this going avesher, what's going to be revealed here?

well at first I thought it was something, then I noticed he had started the MOS vs Alex thread.  If it was someone who knew me they would have not started that thread and then came over to this one.  Obviously they would have targeted me right away.  Pretty easy to know I am Josh from Canada, its all over this board.  Dismissed as someones gimmick.  Time to move along.

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« Reply #20 on: August 04, 2008, 09:30:31 PM »
well at first I thought it was something, then I noticed he had started the MOS vs Alex thread.  If it was someone who knew me they would have not started that thread and then came over to this one.  Obviously they would have targeted me right away.  Pretty easy to know I am Josh from Canada, its all over this board.  Dismissed as someones gimmick.  Time to move along.

I don't know you at all. I just registered on getbig but was following it for years. I saw a steroid link with your info on it on another message board. I just thought I would ask.

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Re: WWAD The Advice Thread
« Reply #21 on: August 04, 2008, 09:37:11 PM »
I don't know you at all. I just registered on getbig but was following it for years. I saw a steroid link with your info on it on another message board. I just thought I would ask.

any chance I could have that link?  what board?

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Re: WWAD The Advice Thread
« Reply #22 on: August 05, 2008, 09:22:38 PM »
AVesher attempted to stick a guys head through a plate glass window tonight.   Do not follow his advice for the next 24 hours.

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Re: WWAD The Advice Thread
« Reply #23 on: August 05, 2008, 09:25:50 PM »
AVesher attempted to stick a guys head through a plate glass window tonight.   Do not follow his advice for the next 24 hours.
I hope it wasn't aveshers own head.......... :-\
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Re: WWAD The Advice Thread
« Reply #24 on: August 05, 2008, 09:45:13 PM »
I hope it wasn't aveshers own head.......... :-\

negative sir--someone called me an idiot at a poker game