Daves future stepson is no bastard, not sure where you get this false information.
bas·tard (bstrd)
n.
1. A child born out of wedlock.2. Something that is of irregular, inferior, or dubious origin.
3. Slang A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.
adj.
1. Born of unwed parents;
illegitimate.2. Not genuine; spurious: a bastard style of architecture.
3. Resembling a known kind or species but not truly such.
Unless "dave" can "prove" its legit, then the word is used fully right.
Its awesome how dave skip this topic, im sure he's still crying for maggie hahahahahha