First of all. I would find Avesher teaching this geek a less funny for the rest of my natural life. In fact, I'd probably be smiling about that shit while gasping the last breath.
I'm not saying he should hospitalize the kid but a bitch slap or three would go a long way to help other twinks learn when to STFU. In essence, it would be a humanitarian act. One asswhoopin' would end up translating into a lifelong lesson for a nitwit.
Okay, let's assume it did happen. You find it funny.
Would that really help
Avesher and make him happy? NO. In fact, he would feel
much, much worse after it happened. If you consider him someone you really do give a shit about, that should mean something to you. Consider the long term effects on your "friend." He would
not look back and say "that's something I'm proud of and glad I did". He would
not say "that made me a happier person and it helped my life."
HE WOULD NOT SAY THESE THINGS. As a "friend," does that mean anything to you?