Chris brown did!
As a result of whatever exactly went down on Sunday in the wee morning hours, the Umbrealla singer suffered: two "huge contusions" on both sides of her forehead, a bloody lip and bloody nose.
Definitely NOT okay!!!!
There are now doubts about the bites, but that doesn't make the situation any better!
One law enforcement officer compared Rihanna's injuries to "an MMA figher or something… [It] looked like she was growing devil's horns."
All Hail Chris Brown!
I was proud to hear that Chris smacked that bitch up.
You see, friends...
I believe it should be that way. It shouldn't be a stigma for men to be viewed upon as weak to knock the shit out of a woman when she gets out of line. I will believe until the day that I die that if a woman is MAN enough to hit a guy then she is MAN enough to be handled like a guy. Too many women for too long went able to hit men and feel like they can slug a dude because they're women and, well..she's a girl. I GUARANTEE you that Rhianna hit him first which, in my world, means once she lays her hands on you her rights as a BITCH as completely waived.
Women want equality? My hairy black ass!
Good for Chris Brown! He did right by all of us men.
TBH.