Oh that's like one of Newton's laws of physics......you let one rip and someone WILL walk into the blast zone. i used to fart into the big floor fans at my old gym so everyone can share
LoL...that is so true
Check out this true story of mine!
I used to work at a call center. One time while I was on my break or lunch, I was walking down the hall alone and had to fart realy bad! Nobdy was around so I let it rip as quietly as I could manage while I was sippin water at the water fountain. I started to make a phone call on the phone right next to the water fountain, and guess what happens? The spanish cleaning Lady/Janitor comes right around the corner like one second later and bends down to plug in the vacume cleaner.
And the outlet was right dead in the center of the "DANGER ZONE"
I swear it was right under the water foutain, and in between that and the phone.
DShe litteraly just flew around the corner a second after I farted and bent down right where I left the bomb!
This was a nasty one too. I rember I didn't move quickly a way from the spot, cause I was holding in another one, so I went on the phone until the urge passed!
My first reaction was being severly embarassed. But than I thought to myself....it's only a cleaning lady that doesn't speak english....and on top of that.....this was just so unreal, I had to find it funny! Realy what were the odd's......it was like a seen straight from one of those Modern, Raunchy teen movies that come out all the time! The whole even was Just Too Unreal!
