omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.

[Camel Jockey]

Why would you pretend to be a 16 yr old boy?

because it's funny?

[Camel Jockey]

continued:

You: I will write to you, friend
Stranger: your welcome
Stranger: thanks
You: new amiga
You: lol
Stranger: claro jajajajaj
You: so melanie
You: you listen to music?
You: or watch sports?
Stranger: yeah, i listen to lily allen, cobra starship, the academy is, etc.
Stranger:
You: ahhh
You: I listen to classical rock mostly
You: like Pink Flyod
You: and others
You: so melanie
You: you have a boyfriend?
Stranger: cool
You: cool indeed
Stranger: no i dont
Stranger: do you have a girlfriend?
You: nah
Stranger: okay
Stranger:
You: I liked this one girl but she moved away
You: it wasn't serious or anything
You: but it was still painful
Stranger: i feel you
Stranger: ;(
You: thanks
You: what time is it in Argentina?
Stranger: your welcome my friend
You: amigo
Stranger: its 00:26
Stranger: and there?
You: 11:27 pm
You: sabado
Stranger: here is sunday
Stranger:
You: lol ur ahead
Stranger: tomorrow is monday
Stranger: yea
You: sucks
You: I have homework to do tommorow
Stranger: i hate mondays
You: me too
You: lol
Stranger: oh, me too
Stranger: xD
Stranger: lol
You: get up early

Fucked up shit

[leonp1981]

Well this thread's died...

[Tapeworm]

You: hi
Stranger: My finger is on the button...
Stranger: Say something.
You: you mean your clit?
Stranger: haha, no
You: what then? The "on" button for the vibrating powertool you are sitting on?
Stranger: You are a naughty one, but you do not sustain...
Stranger: Lo I am owned....
Your conversational partner has disconnected

DF YOU SON OF A BITCH! 

[CastIron]

What a bunch of crap.

[Gab]

Stranger: ARE YOU OF FEMININE DESCENT?!
You: stfu
Stranger: YOU ARE NOT HUMAN
Stranger: wai
Stranger: D:
You: no
You: huh
Stranger: -CRIES-
You: wtf
You:
Stranger: YOU ARE NOT HUMAN
You: i kinda am
Stranger: YOU DIDNT COME FROM A VAH JAY JAY
Stranger: see
You: sry to disaapoint
Stranger: now you know
You: getbig?
Stranger: you didnt disapoint
Stranger: sir
Stranger: what
You: sry
Stranger: getbig?
Stranger: watchu mean
Stranger: guy
You: anderson silva sux
Stranger: AH EAT YO PIE
You: ?
Stranger: sur ewhy not
You: you know sevatase?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Dballn247]

You: can you do me a favour?
Stranger: please say it
You: I need a large ship ment of Chinese growth hormones, perhaps you could mail
You: if that is not an option, perhaps another.....
Stranger: what is that ?
Stranger: ship ment of Chinese growth hormones? a file about that ?
You: not a file. actual product. It would be helping your friend  a lot.
Stranger: it is so. but i am a student.
You: You do not have access to laboratory?
You: Perhaps you can help me out in another way....
Stranger: my school has no labs. it is a junior school.
You: I order food from this chinese restaurant. Beef and brocolli...my favorite. Because I am caucasian .....I get very little beef. Maybe you can talk to them for me. Tell them friend is a good guy, and extra beef. I have not a lot of money and can not order two of them.

[Stark]

Stranger: Hi!
You: wtf?
Stranger: Wereu from
You: I am very big down there you know
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I suck

[Mars]

some weird people on that site.

[Stormspirit]

some weird people on that site.

they're all finnish and chinese

[Stormspirit]

You: are u fat?
You: or thin
You: or inbetween
Stranger: thin
Stranger: I'm not fat
You: are you tan and blonde
Stranger: blonde
You: do you like blonde or brunette guy
Stranger: brunette are yummy
You: do u like big penis or small penis
You: or average
You: are you tall or short
Stranger: Big or corse
You: how big
Stranger: well hows bigs your and i will tell you if i like it
You: to be honest, i will say
You: but
You: i dont like top say online just becaue guys
You: always exagerate
You: i am 7.5 inches. honest measurment
You: not big
You: but above average, depends
You: i dont know how big ot small it iss
Stranger: wow well my ex was just pushing 7 so thats wjat i like to hear
You: but isnt thickness the important?
Stranger: both are important

[Andy Griffin]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Ask a 79 year old Turkish pedophile anything?
You: do you know Nasser El-Sonbaty?
Stranger: No
Stranger: Not personaly
You: he is the (at least) 3 time uncrowned Mr. Olympia
You: movie-star good looks too
Stranger: He's to old and not a little girl. I'm not interested
You: are you Pumphard?
You: from GetBig.com ?
Stranger: No
You: In that case, can you ship me some test and synthol from China?
Stranger: Is he a 79 year old Turkish pedophile too?
You: no foolio, those are bodybuilding tools
You: help me get swole like Nasser
Stranger: The fuck do I care about you and wtf makes you think im from china
Stranger: I said i was turkish in the first god damn sentence
You: meltdown
Stranger: You ever molest a little girl?
Stranger: Shit is a lot of fun
You: no, Pumphard, I'm not from Canada
You: Craig Titus is gonna kick your ass once he gets out of jail
Stranger: Who is that and why should I care
You: Brutal self pwnage.  You won't recover.
Stranger: Yes I will. I always do. Also, The Game
You: Are you Bobby Sly?
Stranger: Is he a 79 year old turkish man?
Stranger: That has sex with kids?
You: Just answer the question Pedohard.
You: He died for you bitches.
Stranger: Um, then that's not me because clearly I'm alive
You: Pics or it didn't happen.
Stranger: *sigh* You bore me.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Reign Down]

what the fuck does "^^" mean?

ta ta

[Andy Griffin]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: http://www.sexy-lena.com
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I got that one as well.  Never gave me a chance to respond with "Oh, brother..."

[Rami]

what the fuck does "^^" mean?

ta ta

what does "ta ta" mean?

[camelisator]

Stranger: where you from
You: from my mom's vagina you ?
Stranger: whahaha
Stranger: kk sukkel
Your conversational partner has disconnected
 

[The Wizard of Truth]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: if u dissconnect u lose
You: asl?
Stranger: 19 f uk you ?
You: ur from getbig arent u?
You: 26 m irelnad#
You: shit i cant even spell ireland
Stranger: niicee
You: yup yup baby
You: u juice?
Stranger: guess wht
You: yeah???
Stranger: if u dissconnect u lose
You: ok yeah
You: so u juice?
Stranger: but no seriously ..
Stranger: if u dissconnect u lose
You: yeah so i heard
Stranger: are u really 26?
You: yup tup
You: 26 indeed
Stranger: liiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaar
Stranger: aint u more like 40 odd
You: no im 26
You: 27 in october
You: u really 19?
You: so u juice?
Stranger: one of them dirty men tht sit on here try to get girls to take off ther top
Stranger: no im 12
You: 12 eh? bit young to juice
Stranger: my mum sed im not allowed on here coz i lie ! ALOT !
You: my mum gives out to me cos i juice
Stranger: u still living at home with ur mum ?
You: nope but she knows i juice
Stranger: or does no one love you ?
Stranger: awwhh
Stranger: shame
Stranger: i know ur cryin inside
Stranger: thers no need to
You: and outside
You: so u do roids?
Stranger: im sure ull find someone tht will love you just as much as u love tht sock of urs
Stranger: :S
You: that sock has a name bitch
Stranger: no way
Stranger: really
You: he's called...magnum
Stranger: u name ur sock
You: so u do gear?
Stranger: do u like hunting
Stranger: have u ever shot anyone ?
You: DO YOU DO PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS
You: no never shot anyone
You: with a gun
Stranger: damn
Stranger: ur not cool
You: no im not
Stranger: with your gun
You: i juice and train and eat PROTEIN
Stranger: do u like your gun?
You: have 20inch guns babyyyyyyyyyyyy,my triceps need work tho
Stranger: do u like little girls
You: how little

[Shawdow]

Good to see tbombz on there


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I have a hawt body and want to talk to sexy guys with big cocks, add me goldenarmi@hotmail.com
You: hey
You: bitch
Stranger: awesome isn't it?
Stranger: shall I get on my knees right now?
You: yes, come out of the closet while you are at it
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: but I heard you like mudkips
You: i heard you like cocks up your ass tylor
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Shawdow]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: gay guy with cam on msn?
You: hey
You: hi Taylor Barret
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


hahahaha

[Eisenherz]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hulo
You: do u like huge nasser el sonbaty?
Stranger: no
Stranger: what it is?
You: huge nasser el sonbaty?
Stranger: yes
You: he is atleast 3 times uncrowned mr olympia
Stranger: ok
You: great arab genetics
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Dubai, India
Stranger: wwwwow
You: huge nasser el sonbaty can speak 6 languages
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how old are you?
You: he is 300 lb with abs
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Eyeball Chambers]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: so......
You: I'm looking for a guy to man handle me

[Eyeball Chambers]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: so......
You: I'm looking for a guy to man handle me
Stranger: ok
Stranger: and your gender is?
You: male
You: female
You: oops

[Eyeball Chambers]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: so......
You: I'm looking for a guy to man handle me
Stranger: ok
Stranger: and your gender is?
You: male
You: female
You: oops
Stranger: male
Stranger: right
You: You are? Good
Stranger: well you are male
Stranger: so thats not happenin
Stranger: g
You: No I'm female
You: brah
Stranger: yeah right
Stranger: no proof
You: How much you wanna bet?
You: fucker
Stranger: lets make love
You: Are you from getbig.com?
You: rofl
Stranger: nope
You: lol oh
You: You should register, you'd fit in well
You: getbig.com/boards
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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[ASJChaotic]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: so......
You: I'm looking for a guy to man handle me
Stranger: ok
Stranger: and your gender is?
You: male
You: female
You: oops

LOL 

[Andy Griffin]

Originally added to another thread...

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: charis from ireland?
You: Hi I'm jehwit
You: I read 100 books a year
Stranger: thats weaksauze
Stranger: only 100?
Stranger: what are you 5?
You: I have an incredible amount of knowledge
You: and I constantly seek to increase it
Stranger: nah man you are an illiterate teat
Stranger: *twat
Stranger: here is some knowledge...
You: your diploma is suitable for puppy training
Stranger: you life is not worth living
You: do you know nasser el-sonbaty?
Stranger: puppy training is fucking hard
Stranger: you don't know shit ####
Stranger: yah
You: he is only the (at least) 3 time uncrowned Mr Olympia
You: he has movie star good looks
You: but you don't read enough to know that
Stranger: you have a man crush on him?
Stranger: i knew that idiot
Stranger: i don't go saying that to everyone
Stranger: because its lame
Stranger: like you
You: You don't read 100 books a year, and it shows
Stranger: i read two a day
Stranger: including LEAP YEARS!
You: probably rubbish
Stranger: who are you to judge retard
You: i judge retards like you every day on getbig.com
Stranger: well I probably edit all those books you read
Stranger: i work for a major publisher
You: derrick anthony is going to find your personal info like he did squadfather
You: you mean you clean the offices of the editors janitor boy
Stranger: i killed derrick anthony
Stranger: I started the company
Stranger: and i have hitmen
You: and when craig titus gets out of jail he's gonna kick your ass
Stranger: closing in on your position
Stranger: good luck bozo
You: later ass clown
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