i start working as a stripper tommorow......

[wavelength]

Hey all the guys had to workout. That makes this a BB topic.

OK

[timfogarty]

Clubs paid $75 and tips were about $50 to $100. This was 1981-1985. We only did one show a night so that was it. Even the most popular guys topped out about the same. I used to work with a group that toured LA, San Bernardino and Orange County, CA.

pics or it didn't happen

[johnnynoname]

so you have a pimp, or a "male madam"?

of course i do,

he is like that dude from charlie's angel's cuz i've never seen him- he just calls me

.....just found out that the second show that i CAN'T take off my g-string

[Max_Rep]

pics or it didn't happen

I know you have ulterior motives.

[chainsaw]

....for women (you predictable assholes)

the funniest thing is I told my boss at the gym and his only response was "hey, it's good for business"

...which proves, once again, that my boss= THE SHIT

Johonny, try to get these chicks to train with you for $50 or $100 an hour, and promise the world.
You will make tons of cash.  trust me.  An oringinal Chippendales from Overland Ave in Culver City Ca.

Chain  PM me if any questions.

[Meso_z]

haha is that you seriously? 

[Doug_Steele]

haha is that you seriously? 

I have those underwear...Internationa l Male 

[Drama Queen]

haha is that you seriously? 

Are there things ,Meso_z ?






















 

[Epic_Monster]

[TechnoViking]

Johnny are you stripping because you didn't get the Missy Elliot video?  Because I thought you nailed it here...Are you still going with the stage name "Bruno"?

Can't wait until July when your movie comes out...Major props bro

[FLYLO]

....for women (you predictable assholes)

the funniest thing is I told my boss at the gym and his only response was "hey, it's good for business"

...which proves, once again, that my boss= THE SHIT

...in other words, your boss can't pay you extra; that he's letting you moonlight as a stripper.  Tommorow you strip; next week it's G4P.  All the best to you!

[DeketheCreep]

heres some good guy stripper music for you johnny

[elite_lifter]

heres some good guy stripper music for you johnny

damn that was a funny show.

[johnnynoname]

misc notes and shit from last night
-easy money, really, EASY MONEY
-Black girls LOVE having there toes sucked, white girls-not so much
-i got a lot of rug burn on my knees from all the dry humping
- the words"exotic dancin/striping" is a misnomer for private parties- it is basically glorified dry humping
-this joke always works- when you do the cop gimmick and you are dry humping a girl, always say ," i have a confession- i'm not really a cop"  horrible joke- yes but the girl is so shocked at being, basically, raped that she will giggle
-apparently, women like my abs and one girl asked if i was Israeli
-on the first show, i used a accent, said i was for czeckoslovakia (sp), that my real name was "Milos"  and that i came to this country to be a gymnast.  the lies don't matter cuz these are women you will never see again
-for some odd reason, i didn't have ANY butterflies in my stomach
-the funniest part was at the end of the show when i had to put my rip away pants back together and talk to the girls about normal shit.  "so, you're going to law school. hows that going?" i ask the girl i just 69 dry humped
-you don't need to know how to dance per se. if anything, learn like 1-2 moves and 1 speciality type dry hump
-black girls are the best sports, most white girls are very timid

[Mars]

milos

[kiwiol]

said i was for czeckoslovakia (sp), that my real name was "Milos" 

You've got the arms to justify that claim

Congrats on the new venture. Not everyone can brag about wearing dental floss for the uniform

[Mars]

[Red Hook]

misc notes and shit from last night
-easy money, really, EASY MONEY
-Black girls LOVE having there toes sucked, white girls-not so much
-i got a lot of rug burn on my knees from all the dry hump
- there was "exotic dancin/striping" is a misnomer for private parties- it is basically glorified dry humping
-this joke always works- when you do the cop gimmick and you are dry humping a girl, always say ," i have a confession- i'm not really a cop"  horrible joke- yes but the girl is so shocked at being, basically, raped that she will giggle
-apparently, women like my abs and one girl asked if i was Israeli
-on the first show, i used a accent, said i was for czeckoslovakia (sp), that my real name was "Milos"  and that i came to this country to be a gymnast.  the lies don't matter cuz these are women you will never see again
-for some odd reason, i didn't have ANY butterflies in my stomach
-the funniest part was at the end of the show when i had to put my rip away pants back together and talk to the girls about normal shit.  "so, you're going to law school. hows that going?" i ask the girl i just 69 dry humped
-you don't need to know how to dance per se. if anything, learn like 1-2 moves and 1 speciality type dry hump
-black girls are the best sports, most white girls are very timid

Johnny, next time say that your name is Sevastase and that you are from Romania


this is one of the best threads going, keep the information coming

[bigdumbbell]

dont forget to declare your income with the IRS we wouldn't want you in trouble with the IRS

[Tombo]

Johnny, next time say that your name is Sevastase and that you are from Romania


this is one of the best threads going, keep the information coming

HAHAHA GOLD

[DeketheCreep]

Johnny, next time say that your name is Sevastase and that you are from Romania


this is one of the best threads going, keep the information coming

Do it! do it!
haaaaaahaha

[incognegro]

black chicks are good sports but most really don't pay! white chicks and asian chicks pay well most asians are shy and picky mexican chicks pay decently and are good sports too most chicks from canada are very cool no matter what ethnicity and pay very well in fact any foreign chicks pay very good cause in most other counties male strip clubs do not exist so they are ready to drop dollars. I work in a rather large club in las vegas which is the capital of stripping if you didn't know lol out balls and private parties could be scary though you never know who could be in that room and if chicks proposistion you for sex you never know if its a "sting" or not but have fun brother If most guys could get vajayjay and get paid they would do it no matter what they say about you "good luck"

[tbombz]

sounds like a fun job dude. im jealous.

[wavelength]

usually I would say looking good but in case of that pic it would be very gay

[kyomu]

Johnny, next time say that your name is Sevastase and that you are from Romania


this is one of the best threads going, keep the information coming

yup yup!