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Re: Congrats to New Proud Poppa - Hugo
« Reply #50 on: July 04, 2009, 07:32:01 AM »
you haven't noticed I've been posting 10 times less?  She's doing most of it while I'm catching up on work but I do changes too.  It's not as bad as I imagined.  All the horror stories people give, I expected changing diapers was going to be really terrible and traumatizing.  It doesn't even smell much.

Wait til she grows a bit, and gets off the breast, ...or has her first bout of diarrhea.  ;D

2 week old poop is nothing compared to 2 month old poop, ...or 8 month old poop.
The best part will be you getting used to changing her little diapers, ...then having a son. {bwahahahaha}.

I saw this guy on the news the other day. I felt so sorry for him.
He has a newborn baby in the house, ...and there's a garbage strike taking place in Toronto right now.
No garbage collection taking place. Lots of diapers +  a heat wave + no means of disposal = a very fragrant house.  :)
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Re: Congrats to New Proud Poppa - Hugo
« Reply #51 on: July 04, 2009, 07:42:53 AM »
Have you done the late night / early morning hookups yet?

That's when your wife is so exhausted, ...you just don't have the heart to wake her up to feed the baby, ...so you just grab the baby, bring her into bed with you, ...and hook her up to the nipple while your wife is still asleep. HA!

I can't tell you how many fathers have resorted to that during the first little while.  ;D
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Re: Congrats to New Proud Poppa - Hugo
« Reply #52 on: July 04, 2009, 07:44:28 AM »
Congrats dude....here's to no sleep the next 9 months.   ;D

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Re: Congrats to New Proud Poppa - Hugo
« Reply #53 on: July 04, 2009, 07:50:35 AM »
Jag, you have some epic stories, none of this has happened or entered my mind yet.  If you're trying to scare me, it's really fucking not even coming close to working.  I'm 40, not 18...

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Re: Congrats to New Proud Poppa - Hugo
« Reply #54 on: July 04, 2009, 07:54:16 AM »
Congrats dude....here's to no sleep the next 9 months.   ;D
not a change for me.

check out the stats of my awake hours :D
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Re: Congrats to New Proud Poppa - Hugo
« Reply #55 on: July 04, 2009, 08:13:06 AM »
Jag, you have some epic stories, none of this has happened or entered my mind yet.  If you're trying to scare me, it's really fucking not even coming close to working.  I'm 40, not 18...

Wasn't really trying to scare you... simply laughing over your impending predicaments. They will be many.
But since you bring up scaring you, ...I'll back off. I won't have you picturing all the things that can and will freak you out over the years, ...and there will be sooooo many things. I can't wait for you to report back the first time she spits out all her food while you have her in the high chair trying to get her to eat something she doesn't want to. ...but don't worry, ...you'll have plenty of time, ...and much more pressing matters to deal with in the meantime.  :D  ...like when she's crying her little eyes out, ...and you haven't yet figured out what she's trying to tell you or what each one of her cries mean.

BTW - does your wife have a breast pump to express her milk?  ...cause you don't ever wanna run out.  :o
...and if you do, ...be sure to label it properly in the fridge. You don't want to get it mixed up with cows milk. Baby's little tummy might not be able to take it. It might make her constipated. the last thing you want is a constipated baby on your hands, ...and you might not like the taste of a glassful of breast milk. but don't worry, ...these mix ups don't happen too often, ...only once in a while. You'll be fine. really. you'll be fine.  :)

PS: if you ever take her out to the mall or something, ...be sure to tie one end of a string around her wrist, and the other end to your wrist. Having a baby is not something you're used to, ...and you don't want to go forgetting her someplace. I can't tell you how many new parents have done that, ...completely forgotten they had a baby with them, ...and just get in their cars and drive off leaving the baby behind. Remember Joey & Chandler did it on Friends, ...and there was that guy who left his baby daughter behind at the train station in New Jersey, ...but don't worry, ...you'll be fine.  :)
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Re: Congrats to New Proud Poppa - Hugo
« Reply #56 on: July 04, 2009, 11:04:49 AM »
Hugo and Hereford, I bet your deliveries weren't this exciting.   :)

Oh, baby!

A newborn enters the world at highway speed near Bob's Big Boy

By Helen Altonn

POSTED: 01:30 a.m. HST, Jul 04, 2009

After 23 hours in labor with their first child, Alim and Cydney Shabazz thought there was plenty of time to get from Ewa Beach to Kapiolani Medical Center for Women and Children for their daughter's birth.

It turned out to be an unforgettable trip early Thursday for the couple and Alia Cydney Charmaine, who wasn't expected until July 9.

Shabazz, 31, said his wife, 32, woke him about midnight Wednesday with labor pains. They called her doctor and left home about 1:45 a.m. Thursday.

"We started timing our contractions like the doctors ask you to," Cydney said, explaining they went quickly from 7 to 4 minutes apart, then became closer.

"We were in the car, on our way, and I was telling my husband we still have a little time because my water hasn't broken yet. Then it broke," she said.

As they got to Mapunapuna near Tripler Army Medical Center, her husband said, "I heard a pop and I thought this was pretty urgent. I called 911 to talk to a medical professional. I informed them we were halfway from Ewa Beach to Kapiolani."

He said he asked if he should pull over, wait for an ambulance or keep going and was told that depended on his wife. He said he asked her if she could make it to the hospital and she said, "I don't think so. I feel a head."

"I felt the urge to push," she said. "I felt her head and after a couple pushes, she was out. I just pulled her right on out and set her on my chest."

Shabazz said his wife was in the passenger seat of their Hummer H2 with the seat reclined as far as it would go when his daughter's head came out.

"I'm driving. I felt with my right hand, trying to stay calm and obviously not crash. The next thing I hear my wife say, 'The baby is coming, the baby is coming.' I look over and my wife had given birth and the baby is on her shoulder."

Within 30 seconds, he said, "I looked over and there was one person. I looked over again and there were two people."

Bob's Big Boy restaurant in the background provided a landmark for the momentous event, he said.

He said his truck has a lot of handles his wife was able to use. "Her right hand was pulling her body up and her left hand was making sure the baby didn't hit the floor. I credit my wife so much. It was just amazing. "

Near the Vineyard overpass, he said, "I looked over at the baby. It was dark in the car and outside, about 2:15 a.m., and the baby wasn't moving."

He said he told the 911 operator, "She's not moving and not crying, not making a sound. She's not breathing." His wife cleared out the baby's mouth with a finger, he said. "At this point it's getting to be very scary for me."

The 911 operator said to grab a shirt or towel and try to stimulate the baby by rubbing her back, which his wife did, he said. The baby "made the smallest, meek cry. It sounded like a little kitten. 'Oh, my God, she's breathing, she's OK,' I told the guy on the phone."

The 911 operator called the ER at Kapiolani and as soon as they pulled into the hospital, medical team members ran out and took care of his wife and baby, he said.

He said he wants to find the 911 operator who stayed on the phone with him throughout the dramatic experience. "He was a true professional. I appreciated all his help."

His daughter will have a great story to tell about her birth but he wouldn't want to do it again, Shabazz said.

"It was scary and exciting," said the mother of the six-pound, 15-ounce, 20-inches long baby girl. "We planned for every scenario but the one that's actually occurred. It all worked out ... I can't believe it either, to be honest with you."

She said her husband "did a good job. It was pretty scary to witness and stay calm and continue to get me there."

Shabazz laughed, saying, "I told the hospital, 'you can't charge me for delivery because we did that on our own."

The family returned to their home on Kahoi St. yesterday after 22-month-old son, Alim II, met his new sister at the hospital.

"She's cool," he said.

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Re: Congrats to New Proud Poppa - Hugo
« Reply #57 on: July 04, 2009, 01:21:31 PM »
wow lol...

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Re: Congrats to New Proud Poppa - Hugo
« Reply #58 on: July 04, 2009, 02:05:46 PM »






LMAO :D

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Re: Congrats to New Proud Poppa - Hugo
« Reply #59 on: July 06, 2009, 01:19:24 PM »
you haven't noticed I've been posting 10 times less?  She's doing most of it while I'm catching up on work but I do changes too.  It's not as bad as I imagined.  All the horror stories people give, I expected changing diapers was going to be really terrible and traumatizing.  It doesn't even smell much.

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Not a big deal. People talk about it being a lot worse than it is.

Agree with the stats thing... A lot of people get way too into it.... even tho it means nothing the day after the child is born.

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Re: Congrats to New Proud Poppa - Hugo
« Reply #60 on: July 07, 2009, 01:30:10 PM »
I'm curious... Jag seems to be an authority on childcare... how many kids do you have Jag?
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Re: Congrats to New Proud Poppa - Hugo
« Reply #61 on: July 07, 2009, 01:49:13 PM »
I'm curious... Jag seems to be an authority on childcare... how many kids do you have Jag?
yes, inquiry minds want to know... What say you Jag?...

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Re: Congrats to New Proud Poppa - Hugo
« Reply #62 on: July 07, 2009, 01:55:11 PM »
I'm curious... Jag seems to be an authority on childcare... how many kids do you have Jag?

"I'm single with no kids" - Judi      ::)

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Re: Congrats to New Proud Poppa - Hugo
« Reply #63 on: July 07, 2009, 02:40:53 PM »
"I'm single with no kids" - Judi      ::)

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where does it say it?

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Re: Congrats to New Proud Poppa - Hugo
« Reply #64 on: July 07, 2009, 04:45:36 PM »
where does it say it?

Looks like you have to scroll to the end and then click on "Take The Next Step"      :)

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Re: Congrats to New Proud Poppa - Hugo
« Reply #65 on: July 07, 2009, 07:08:42 PM »
Congrats Hugo and Hereford!
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Re: Congrats to New Proud Poppa - Hugo
« Reply #66 on: July 07, 2009, 07:15:03 PM »
Looks like you have to scroll to the end and then click on "Take The Next Step"      :)
ohhh, busted, you're right, "I'm single with no kids,"--Jag


Your advice jag, thanks but no thanks...

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Re: Congrats to New Proud Poppa - Hugo
« Reply #67 on: July 07, 2009, 11:21:30 PM »
ohhh, busted, you're right, "I'm single with no kids,"--Jag


What bust? i never claimed to have kids. When did I claim to have kids?  :-\

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OK, feel free not to take my advice...   but don't forget your baby at the mall...... {lol}
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Re: Congrats to New Proud Poppa - Hugo
« Reply #68 on: July 08, 2009, 05:56:28 AM »
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Re: Congrats to New Proud Poppa - Hugo
« Reply #69 on: July 09, 2009, 08:20:55 PM »
Yeah.  I'd be reluctant to take parenting advice from someone who is single with no kids. 

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Re: Congrats to New Proud Poppa - Hugo
« Reply #70 on: July 09, 2009, 08:25:46 PM »
Yeah.  I'd be reluctant to take parenting advice from someone who is single with no kids. 
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