This can't be! Liberal Democrats are so much more intelligent than the rest of us, how could they fall for this lie?
Or maybe is not a lie. Obama is the smartest President ever and there is no way he would lie to the American people and there is now way he ever, ever makes speaking errors. We are just too dumb to understand this 3000% reduction. Soon, Obama will give us an explanation of how he got to that number. You will see. He is not a Harvard Law School grad for nothing.
Somewhere GWB must be laughing and saying to himself, "and they thought I was dumb?"