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Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
« Reply #150 on: April 09, 2010, 01:54:11 PM »

What about someone who is more experienced and has produced better results over time?

No, because I've ran into people who have been a personal trainer for 20 years at a gym and the only thing they did was count reps and write it down on a clipboard while walking them through the group of machine.   

That type of skill can be easily obtained from watching Sesame Street for a few weeks. 




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Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
« Reply #151 on: April 09, 2010, 02:02:21 PM »
No, because I've ran into people who have been a personal trainer for 20 years at a gym and the only thing they did was count reps and write it down on a clipboard while walking them through the group of machine.   

That type of skill can be easily obtained from watching Sesame Street for a few weeks. 






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Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
« Reply #152 on: April 09, 2010, 02:41:23 PM »
HugeRipped = all the way a big dude.

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Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
« Reply #153 on: April 09, 2010, 03:06:21 PM »
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Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
« Reply #154 on: April 09, 2010, 05:02:44 PM »
No, because I've ran into people who have been a personal trainer for 20 years at a gym and the only thing they did was count reps and write it down on a clipboard while walking them through the group of machine.   

That type of skill can be easily obtained from watching Sesame Street for a few weeks. 






That made no sense.

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Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
« Reply #155 on: April 09, 2010, 06:41:07 PM »
Actually, i know that my Master's degree in Exercise Science makes me exponentially more qualified in the fitness industry than someone devoid of any education (you).

As much as I would love to explain my training programs to you, I am concerend that it may fall on proverbially deaf ears. I focus my training on advanced level Exercise Science, learned and mastered by those with the intellectual fortitute to complete post-graduate education. If you are interested in recieving a training seminar in advanced personal training techniques for special demographics, that is something my business offers, and you can private message me for prices.


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Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
« Reply #156 on: April 10, 2010, 04:50:58 AM »
All I see is that you tried to pass off a statistically invalid comparison as a pseudo factual basis for some unfounded claim. Education and credentials speak for themselves. I have an M.S. in Exercise Science after my name and a degree from one of the best schools in the country hanging on my wall. You have 3 online certifications and the claim that you were "6 months from graduating." If you want, you can use me as a reference on your next application to Bally's.

Once again....where, oh where, is your degree from.

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Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
« Reply #157 on: April 10, 2010, 05:13:14 AM »
Once again....where, oh where, is your degree from.

he never actually got it due to a disagreement over parking ticket charges.
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Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
« Reply #158 on: April 10, 2010, 01:13:18 PM »
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Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
« Reply #159 on: April 10, 2010, 03:04:00 PM »
HugeRipped I have a set of two questions for you ???

(1) What is the optimal static kinematic state (i.e. angular positions) for performing the bentover barbell row?  Please specify in both relative and absolute terms.  I prefer radians but degrees are ok too.

(2) How many cocks can you fit in your vagine?

classic. im sure HR doesnt even comprehend your question let alone able to answer it.

to be fair though- he should be able to answer Q2.

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Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
« Reply #160 on: April 10, 2010, 03:21:22 PM »
classic. im sure HR doesnt even comprehend your question let alone able to answer it.

to be fair though- he should be able to answer Q2.

I asked him another question about scaling and strength that he ignored :(  I don't think HR likes me

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Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
« Reply #161 on: April 10, 2010, 08:51:24 PM »
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Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
« Reply #162 on: April 10, 2010, 08:59:21 PM »