Author Topic: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this) (Read 6238 times)

drkaje · « **Reply #25 on:** May 21, 2010, 07:50:21 PM »

Quote from: chaos on May 21, 2010, 07:42:37 PM

I've posted my pic to prove I'm white..........you could be a self hating negroid for all we know.

Wouldn't be the first time someone pulled a Showstoppa here, Chaos.

benchmstr · « **Reply #26 on:** May 21, 2010, 07:51:08 PM »

Quote from: chaos on May 21, 2010, 07:46:18 PM

I saw your defense of the mexicans.......el benchmstro.

i changed my post above slightly to really illustrate how i am not black

but yeah. i like the Mexicans....hell i ate Mexican food 3 times today...before i got engaged i had started fucking south American women exclusively....but basically i refuse to live without Mexican food....plus we kinda stole this state from them and they left too much culture behind..culture that i am too used to by now.....except drinking Budweiser, and bud light.....which is also part of Mexican culture

bench

chaos · « **Reply #27 on:** May 21, 2010, 07:54:20 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on May 21, 2010, 07:50:21 PM

Wouldn't be the first time someone pulled a Showstoppa here, Chaos.

No kidding, I mean how ashamed is Showstoppa of being black that he's consistantly denied it, even posting pics of some white guy claiming them to be him?

And bench, mexican chicks get fat after 21, and they get pregnant just looking at white dick.

drkaje · « **Reply #28 on:** May 21, 2010, 07:57:08 PM »

Quote from: chaos on May 21, 2010, 07:54:20 PM

No kidding, I mean how ashamed is Showstoppa of being black that he's consistantly denied it, even posting pics of some white guy claiming them to be him?

And bench, mexican chicks get fat after 21, and they get pregnant just looking at white dick.

We all know damn well he was pulled over for being black.

Cop just wanted to make sure the bike wasn't stolen, LOL!

benchmstr · « **Reply #29 on:** May 21, 2010, 07:57:36 PM »

Quote from: chaos on May 21, 2010, 07:54:20 PM

No kidding, I mean how ashamed is Showstoppa of being black that he's consistantly denied it, even posting pics of some white guy claiming them to be him?

And bench, mexican chicks get fat after 21, and they get pregnant just looking at white dick.

well, i am engaged to a 98lbs 4'11" white girl now......her mom is only 107lbs-112lbs.....at 5'1"....so i dont think i have to worry about her getting huge...

bench

benchmstr · « **Reply #30 on:** May 21, 2010, 07:58:12 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on May 21, 2010, 07:57:08 PM

We all know damn well he was pulled over for being black.

Cop just wanted to make sure the bike wasn't stolen, LOL!

nah, we only do that when it has rims....

bench

chaos · « **Reply #31 on:** May 21, 2010, 08:04:45 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on May 21, 2010, 07:58:12 PM

nah, we only do that when it has rims....

bench

benchmstr · « **Reply #32 on:** May 21, 2010, 08:06:48 PM »

Quote from: chaos on May 21, 2010, 08:04:45 PM

yeah, that a traffic stop right there

bench

drkaje · « **Reply #33 on:** May 21, 2010, 08:07:00 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on May 21, 2010, 07:58:12 PM

nah, we only do that when it has rims....

bench

Negro please!!

How many times have brothers been told "you were speeding", "a light was out", "registration looks old", etc... when being pulled over? You should be used to hearing that shit by now!!

My personal favorite is still; "You were driving a little slow and looked lost. Can we help you with directions?!".

I think that's the one people end up in the shit over, LOL!

benchmstr · « **Reply #34 on:** May 21, 2010, 08:10:51 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on May 21, 2010, 08:07:00 PM

Negro please!!

How many times have brothers been told "you were speeding", "a light was out", "registration looks old", etc... when being pulled over? You should be used to hearing that shit by now!!

My personal favorite is still; "You were driving a little slow and looked lost. Can we help you with directions?!". I think that's the one people end up in the shit over, LOL!

i can honestly say i havent done any of those things...it was always to easy for me to find real violations to pull someone over for.....

....but i have seen a lot of the shit you described at my last department....a lot of those guys have since been stripped of the peace officers license...

bench

drkaje · « **Reply #35 on:** May 21, 2010, 08:14:20 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on May 21, 2010, 08:10:51 PM

i can honestly say i havent done any of those things...it was always to easy for me to find real violations to pull someone over for.....

....but i have seen a lot of the shit you described at my last department....a lot of those guys have since been stripped of the peace officers license...

bench

Cops who know their shit can violate cars right off a dealership, LOL!

benchmstr · « **Reply #36 on:** May 21, 2010, 08:17:40 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on May 21, 2010, 08:14:20 PM

Cops who know their shit can violate cars right off a dealership, LOL!

that i could.....i was badass when i was strictly traffic for a few months......everyone understandably hated me

bench

drkaje · « **Reply #37 on:** May 21, 2010, 08:19:39 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on May 21, 2010, 08:17:40 PM

that i could.....i was badass when i was strictly traffic for a few months......everyone understandably hated me

bench

No one likes black cops.

benchmstr · « **Reply #38 on:** May 21, 2010, 08:21:42 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on May 21, 2010, 08:19:39 PM

No one likes black cops.

epic...i shall inform my girl she will be sleeping with a white black man from now on

bench

newmom · « **Reply #39 on:** May 21, 2010, 11:36:01 PM »

he pulled over for stealing gummy bears..

Great story bench

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #40 on:** May 22, 2010, 01:19:05 AM »

Supertroopers was a good movie.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #41 on:** May 22, 2010, 02:13:01 PM »

hahaha, had no idea I would be popping up in this thread.....doc and chaos......don't hate....appreciate.

drkaje · « **Reply #42 on:** May 22, 2010, 02:19:29 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on May 21, 2010, 08:21:42 PM

epic...i shall inform my girl she will be sleeping with a white black man from now on

bench

Generally, no one likes knowing a black man has the power to fuck up their day.

lesaucer · « **Reply #43 on:** May 26, 2010, 10:58:17 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on May 21, 2010, 06:10:10 PM

my mom got my dad a new motorcycle for his birthday........she drove me to the dealership, and i was driving it home and got pulled over...

now this bike doesn't have a speedometer on it, so i think i must have been speeding.......its one of my dept. cars that pull me over.....he walks up, and i have never seen this guy before...

he immediately starts screaming as loud as he can about how he is "going to take me to jail, and laugh at my kids at my funeral when i wreck, and am not wearing a helmet"...i start to laugh, cause i figure he knows me.....his training officer pulls up, and he looks at his trainer and says, "i am arresting this son of a bitch"....turns out this fucktard was serious......almost as serious as i was when myself, and his Lt. sent him home until further notice...

and LEO's wonder why we are hated so much....and it turned out i was actually going 3MPH UNDER the speed limit...

bench

I call bullshit. you gotta be wayy too fucked up to be serious and start saying shit like this to someone you are arresting, especially during your training ?!?!

CalvinH · « **Reply #44 on:** May 27, 2010, 05:55:32 AM »

Quote from: lesaucer on May 26, 2010, 10:58:17 PM

I call bullshit. you gotta be wayy too fucked up to be serious and start saying shit like this to someone you are arresting, especially during your training ?!?!

Who are you and why don't you have a pic posted