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nzmusclemonster

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If a smokin hot chick wanted to have sexy with you, but.....
« on: October 06, 2010, 02:16:13 PM »
first she said you would have to eat the corn out of her shit.....

would you do it?
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Re: If a smokin hot chick wanted to have sexy with you, but.....
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2010, 02:20:01 PM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on October 06, 2010, 02:16:13 PM
first she said you would have to eat the corn out of her shit.....

would you do it?
Hell No! She is interested in power, and how do you know she is going to screw you afterwards, she'd probably laugh at the fool who did that. Her way of not screwing  you, but effing with you. And only a truly sad and desperate man would do something like that. As many bangin women are in this world...
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Re: If a smokin hot chick wanted to have sexy with you, but.....
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2010, 02:22:05 PM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on October 06, 2010, 02:16:13 PM
first she said you would have to eat the corn out of her shit.....

would you do it?

Show me the chick and I'll give you an answer.
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Re: If a smokin hot chick wanted to have sexy with you, but.....
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2010, 02:52:13 PM »
Quote from: affeman on October 06, 2010, 02:22:05 PM
Show me the chick and I'll give you an answer.

L O L

Even then, though, the fact that she may be hot as shit is no indication she'll be any good in bed.  I've been with some ultra dimes who got dropped after one encounter.  I'm willing to train, but a girl's got to have *some* raw materials to work with and good looks and a great body by themselves ain't enough.

So for me, let me bang her first and if she's a fucking hurricane in bed and gives me a monster orgasm, then we can begin to talk kink. 
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Re: If a smokin hot chick wanted to have sexy with you, but.....
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2010, 03:49:30 PM »
Quote from: Tre on October 06, 2010, 02:52:13 PM
L O L

Even then, though, the fact that she may be hot as shit is no indication she'll be any good in bed.  I've been with some ultra dimes who got dropped after one encounter.  I'm willing to train, but a girl's got to have *some* raw materials to work with and good looks and a great body by themselves ain't enough.

So for me, let me bang her first and if she's a fucking hurricane in bed and gives me a monster orgasm, then we can begin to talk kink. 

Sooooo, are you saying that eating corn out of the shite aint completely out of the question? Godamn you a craxy sumbicthhs!!
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Re: If a smokin hot chick wanted to have sexy with you, but.....
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2010, 03:51:40 PM »
Depends!


What kind of corn?


I'm picky when it comes to that shit.
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Re: If a smokin hot chick wanted to have sexy with you, but.....
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2010, 04:06:56 PM »
I'd rather just eat the corn...if she's hot.
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Re: If a smokin hot chick wanted to have sexy with you, but.....
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2010, 04:19:38 PM »
Quote from: SS on October 06, 2010, 03:51:40 PM
Depends!


What kind of corn?


I'm picky when it comes to that shit.


HAHAHAH!!!!  ;D

I see what you did there
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Re: If a smokin hot chick wanted to have sexy with you, but.....
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2010, 04:33:59 PM »
Quote from: Master Blaster on October 06, 2010, 04:19:38 PM

HAHAHAH!!!!  ;D

I see what you did there

Took me a second look, but yes, very well-played.  ;D
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Re: If a smokin hot chick wanted to have sexy with you, but.....
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2010, 05:42:31 PM »
Quote from: SS on October 06, 2010, 03:51:40 PM
Depends!


What kind of corn?


I'm picky when it comes to that shit.

 ;D
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Re: If a smokin hot chick wanted to have sexy with you, but.....
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2010, 05:45:22 PM »
scat is awesome
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Re: If a smokin hot chick wanted to have sexy with you, but.....
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2010, 05:56:46 PM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on October 06, 2010, 02:16:13 PM
first she said you would have to eat the corn out of her shit.....

would you do it?

you're a total fag.
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nzmusclemonster

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Re: If a smokin hot chick wanted to have sexy with you, but.....
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2010, 06:17:47 PM »
Quote from: A DUB on October 06, 2010, 05:56:46 PM
you're a total fag.

Whats that?? I think I hear your bottom bear calling you...... run along twink.
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Re: If a smokin hot chick wanted to have sexy with you, but.....
« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2010, 06:42:05 PM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on October 06, 2010, 02:16:13 PM
first she said you would have to eat the corn out of her shit.....

would you do it?

You are not normal.
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Re: If a smokin hot chick wanted to have sexy with you, but.....
« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2010, 06:45:30 PM »
Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on October 06, 2010, 05:45:22 PM
scat is awesome
;D what if it had pumpkin pie pudding in it?
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Re: If a smokin hot chick wanted to have sexy with you, but.....
« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2010, 06:52:20 PM »
Only a bitch beta male would ever bow to the demand of some woman just to have sex with her.

She should be eating the corn out of your shit just for the chance at licking the sweat off your nuts.

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Re: If a smokin hot chick wanted to have sexy with you, but.....
« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2010, 06:54:43 PM »
Quote from: Emmortal on October 06, 2010, 06:52:20 PM
Only a bitch beta male would ever bow to the demand of some woman just to have sex with her.

She should be eating the corn out of your shit just for the chance at licking the sweat off your nuts.


Ill go with this  ;D
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Re: If a smokin hot chick wanted to have sexy with you, but.....
« Reply #17 on: October 06, 2010, 06:55:09 PM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on October 06, 2010, 02:16:13 PM
first she said you would have to eat the corn out of her shit.....

would you do it?

If the moon were made of BBQ spare ribs, would you eat it?
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Re: If a smokin hot chick wanted to have sexy with you, but.....
« Reply #18 on: October 06, 2010, 06:55:53 PM »
Quote from: Mr.1derful on October 06, 2010, 06:55:09 PM
If the moon were made of BBQ spare ribs, would you eat it?
i take steroids
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Re: If a smokin hot chick wanted to have sexy with you, but.....
« Reply #19 on: October 06, 2010, 06:58:51 PM »
Quote from: slacker on October 06, 2010, 06:55:53 PM
i take steroids

except you inject into your anus hole to give you strong bottom muscles so you can pleasure the musclebears even more.....
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Re: If a smokin hot chick wanted to have sexy with you, but.....
« Reply #20 on: October 06, 2010, 07:06:54 PM »
Quote from: Mr.1derful on October 06, 2010, 06:55:09 PM
If the moon were made of BBQ spare ribs, would you eat it?

I would but I'd be worried about the effect on the tides.. Still, once I tasted that BBQ sauce, I'd worry less about it all.
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Re: If a smokin hot chick wanted to have sexy with you, but.....
« Reply #21 on: October 06, 2010, 07:20:40 PM »
1) agree to it.

2) shove her face in it while ya hit her backyard

3) respect earned.
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Re: If a smokin hot chick wanted to have sexy with you, but.....
« Reply #22 on: October 06, 2010, 08:05:04 PM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on October 06, 2010, 07:06:54 PM
I would but I'd be worried about the effect on the tides.. Still, once I tasted that BBQ sauce, I'd worry less about it all.

Good Point.

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Re: If a smokin hot chick wanted to have sexy with you, but.....
« Reply #23 on: October 06, 2010, 08:07:58 PM »
No, because I could pay a hot chick to eat mine after sex
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Re: If a smokin hot chick wanted to have sexy with you, but.....
« Reply #24 on: October 06, 2010, 08:23:21 PM »
I am old school.  I would rather eat the maize out of an Indian womans shit.
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