Hahaha my uncle did the same thing in Iran, except he didn't take the test, they just asked him where he drove from and he said his town (about 1 hour driving from tehran) so they just gave him a drivers license because he survived from there, no test required 
haha.
"Do you smoke alot?"
"aaaaLOT"
"how much?"
"100%"
hahahahah so fucking random
and your story reminded me of
