Did you have one?
Backstory requested but not required 
Chuck - Common nickname for my first name & also I only wore Converse All-Stars from sophomore year through graduation.
Steriods: I went from an unathletic 179lbs fuck, to a perma-bulked 215lbs over the course of summer vacation. Compliments of beginer's gains, whey powder, & creatine. The locals where I lived consider chewable vitamins extreme and unnatural. Needless to say, when they caught me getting two scoops out that big ass 5lbs jug in my gym bag............I never recovered.
Oh yeah one more, "Creamtean".
No matter how many times you broke the eight letter word creatine down, they'd still managed to pronounce it that way.
