Author Topic: Need Advice (Read 3020 times)

Migs · « **on:** January 26, 2011, 05:56:32 PM »

So what kinds of clothes look good on, ahem plump guys? Trying to firgure out a style other than shorts and polo shorts

tonymctones · « **Reply #1 on:** January 26, 2011, 05:58:02 PM »

whats do you consider plump?

loco · « **Reply #2 on:** January 26, 2011, 06:01:40 PM »

http://charlieharpershirts.com/

newmom · « **Reply #3 on:** January 26, 2011, 06:01:50 PM »

Depends where alot of the weight is carried.

NO PLEATS whatsoever.

a "relax" fit type of jeans. Dress shirts should be plain color no strips of any kind.

Migs · « **Reply #4 on:** January 26, 2011, 06:04:47 PM »

i'm all belly lol. Like a koala

newmom · « **Reply #5 on:** January 26, 2011, 06:05:48 PM »

Quote from: Migs on January 26, 2011, 06:04:47 PM

i'm all belly lol. Like a koala

then no stripes or designs of any kind on the shirt.

Migs · « **Reply #6 on:** January 26, 2011, 06:06:38 PM »

Quote from: newmom on January 26, 2011, 06:05:48 PM

then no stripes or designs of any kind on the shirt.

what the hell! not even vertical stripes?

tonymctones · « **Reply #7 on:** January 26, 2011, 06:10:48 PM »

depends on what youre going for migs...

are you trying to look slimmer?

want to be fashionable and are comfortable being plump?

newmom · « **Reply #8 on:** January 26, 2011, 06:12:06 PM »

Quote from: Migs on January 26, 2011, 06:06:38 PM

what the hell! not even vertical stripes?

IMO stripes will bring to much attention if it's the stomach area.

benchmstr · « **Reply #9 on:** January 26, 2011, 06:21:22 PM »

just do the world a favor...

bench

Migs · « **Reply #10 on:** January 26, 2011, 06:24:59 PM »

got 3 already

benchmstr · « **Reply #11 on:** January 26, 2011, 06:29:02 PM »

Quote from: Migs on January 26, 2011, 06:24:59 PM

got 3 already

then you are set...just wear a rain poncho everyday...

no shit, i used to work with this one guy that was a huge fatass....they let him be a K9 officer, and he pretty much got to make his own uniform...he wore grey BDU's, and a black tac vest....it made him look like a giant joke, people actually called in and complained about his weight...the place i am at has 2 PT test a year for all employees because of him...he failed and was let go the first time

bench

Jadeveon Clowney · « **Reply #12 on:** January 26, 2011, 06:29:49 PM »

Quote from: Migs on January 26, 2011, 05:56:32 PM

So what kinds of clothes look good on, ahem plump guys? Trying to firgure out a style other than shorts and polo shorts

Lose weight. Thank me later.

Migs · « **Reply #13 on:** January 26, 2011, 06:32:15 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on January 26, 2011, 06:29:02 PM

then you are set...just wear a rain poncho everyday...

no shit, i used to work with this one guy that was a huge fatass....they let him be a K9 officer, and he pretty much got to make his own uniform...he wore grey BDU's, and a black tac vest....it made him look like a giant joke, people actually called in and complained about his weight...the place i am at has 2 PT test a year for all employees because of him...he failed and was let go the first time

bench

any k9 unit i know has to be top shape.

benchmstr · « **Reply #14 on:** January 26, 2011, 06:38:15 PM »

Quote from: Migs on January 26, 2011, 06:32:15 PM

any k9 unit i know has to be top shape.

thats the rule here now

we have a local department...and the weight problem is insane..there are several over 400lbs, and their uniform shirts are blue...they look stupid as hell....so dont wear blue!!

bench

Migs · « **Reply #15 on:** January 26, 2011, 06:41:34 PM »

Princess L · « **Reply #16 on:** January 27, 2011, 07:07:57 AM »

Quote from: loco on January 26, 2011, 06:01:40 PM

http://charlieharpershirts.com/

I hope you're not serious $:-\$

Princess L · « **Reply #17 on:** January 27, 2011, 07:09:50 AM »

Quote from: newmom on January 26, 2011, 06:05:48 PM

then no stripes or designs of any kind on the shirt.

mmmm... not sure I agree $:-\$ especially if a sweater is worn over

agree - no pleats

Butterbean · « **Reply #18 on:** January 27, 2011, 07:11:14 AM »

Quote from: Princess L on January 27, 2011, 07:07:57 AM

I hope you're not serious $:-\$

I actually like that!

newmom · « **Reply #19 on:** January 27, 2011, 07:13:22 AM »

Quote from: Butterbean on January 27, 2011, 07:11:14 AM

I actually like that!

yea but if a man or woman is carrying the bulk of their weight in their stomach area, any stripes or designs just draw attention to it IMO

Princess L · « **Reply #20 on:** January 27, 2011, 07:16:28 AM »

Quote from: Butterbean on January 27, 2011, 07:11:14 AM

I actually like that!

Looks like he's going bowling

Jadeveon Clowney · « **Reply #21 on:** January 27, 2011, 07:20:59 AM »

Quote from: Butterbean on January 27, 2011, 07:11:14 AM

I actually like that!

According to 2 and a half men, most women do.

Butterbean · « **Reply #22 on:** January 27, 2011, 07:36:49 AM »

Quote from: Jeo-Lee Yun on January 27, 2011, 07:20:59 AM

According to 2 and a half men, most women do.

I'm not a fan of the show (only watched about 1 min of it) or Charlie Sheen but I like that top and I also like some of what Kramer wears

Migs · « **Reply #23 on:** January 27, 2011, 08:21:12 AM »

Quote from: Butterbean on January 27, 2011, 07:36:49 AM

I'm not a fan of the show (only watched about 1 min of it) or Charlie Sheen but I like that top and I also like some of what Kramer wears

and you like clown shoes, bit mostly cuz they fit...

sorry had to do it. I'm a jerk. Trying to see if the jerk attitude helps with the ladies

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #24 on:** January 27, 2011, 08:29:03 AM »

advice by Toxic:

take your forefinger and gently stick up ass...

walk up to best friend and pretend that you just smelled GREAT cologne at mall and you put some on your hand....offer him finger to smell....(works better if his nose actually touches said finger)

.......do your best to hold in laughter as he proceeds to smell.....

....afterwards you are allowed to fall on floor...double over and laugh your ass off