Author Topic: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life (Read 14703 times)

Juruth · « **on:** May 31, 2011, 01:05:58 PM »

Jay Cutler sits in a chair,
Pulled in front of a window,
Staring at the lawn, wondering,
Does the grass hurt when people step
On it?

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #1 on:** May 31, 2011, 01:09:57 PM »

Jay as a meditating buddhist? LMAO!

Juruth · « **Reply #2 on:** May 31, 2011, 01:40:21 PM »

An elderly man walks,
Past Jay Cutler's house,
From behind the gray screen Jay yells to him,
"Do doggies go to Heaven?"

mass243 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 31, 2011, 01:46:59 PM »

LOL What is this BS

I don't think Jay has time to meditate.

Jay is a work horse, he constantly pushes himself forward. That's why he is loaded while you're not.

Juruth · « **Reply #4 on:** May 31, 2011, 01:54:34 PM »

With a shawl thrown about his shoulders,
Jay Cutler stares into a bowl of alphabet soup,
Pondering the word 'XAJKVIOLK'
Then he smiles.

Game Time · « **Reply #5 on:** May 31, 2011, 02:14:49 PM »

lol love it!

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #6 on:** May 31, 2011, 02:23:37 PM »

Keep them, comin', jeruth ! Such poetry ! I'm lovin' it !!

JasonH · « **Reply #7 on:** May 31, 2011, 02:49:04 PM »

Lol - funny shit!

Natural Man · « **Reply #8 on:** May 31, 2011, 03:11:52 PM »

Quote from: juruth on May 31, 2011, 01:54:34 PM

With a shawl thrown about his shoulders,
Jay Cutler stares into a bowl of alphabet soup,
Pondering the word 'XAJKVIOLK'
Then he smiles.

i have to admit i laughed here.

el numero uno · « **Reply #9 on:** May 31, 2011, 03:14:09 PM »

Pretty weird but somehow funny

Juruth · « **Reply #10 on:** May 31, 2011, 07:12:10 PM »

Dressed in a
White Tuxedo,
Jay Cutler enters
An AA Meeting
And begins handing out
Bottles of Scotch.

makaveli25 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 31, 2011, 07:13:53 PM »

Quote from: juruth on May 31, 2011, 07:12:10 PM

Dressed in a
White Tuxedo,
Jay Cutler enters
An AA Meeting
And begins handing out
Bottles of Scotch.

haha

monstercalves · « **Reply #12 on:** May 31, 2011, 07:20:48 PM »

Quote from: juruth on May 31, 2011, 07:12:10 PM

Dressed in a
White Tuxedo,
Jay Cutler enters
An AA Meeting
And begins handing out
Bottles of Scotch.

this thread has no where near the same quality as the craiggers thread...... but this one made me laugh.....keep em comin' juruth

stuntmovie · « **Reply #13 on:** May 31, 2011, 07:45:38 PM »

YEA, these are funny, but isn't poetry supposed to rhyme?

And what do you call this 'poetry' which really isn't funny but makes you laugh. Is there a name for it?

Good job, J.

monstercalves · « **Reply #14 on:** May 31, 2011, 07:51:22 PM »

Quote from: stuntmovie on May 31, 2011, 07:45:38 PM

YEA, these are funny, but isn't poetry supposed to rhyme?

And what do you call this 'poetry' which really isn't funny but makes you laugh. Is there a name for it?

Good job, J.

haha ...... no!

Meso_z · « **Reply #15 on:** May 31, 2011, 09:15:15 PM »

lmao! what a weirdo.

Wiggs · « **Reply #16 on:** May 31, 2011, 09:17:11 PM »

I fucking love juruth/jewit....LMAO @ them all....You fucking nutcase...keep em coming....They're even better when I'm high.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #17 on:** June 01, 2011, 02:28:41 PM »

Juruth · « **Reply #18 on:** June 01, 2011, 07:11:17 PM »

Deep in a stormy night,
With the wind howling,
Jay Cutler sends
A text message
To himself,
He waits,
His phone
Vibrates,
And he is
Shocked
At what he reads.

Nirvana · « **Reply #19 on:** June 01, 2011, 07:13:03 PM »

Can you poop with a tampon in?

_bruce_ · « **Reply #20 on:** June 02, 2011, 07:40:26 AM »

Quote from: juruth on June 01, 2011, 07:11:17 PM

Deep in a stormy night,
With the wind howling,
Jay Cutler sends
A text message
To himself,
He waits,
His phone
Vibrates,
And he is
Shocked
At what he reads.

Juruth · « **Reply #21 on:** June 03, 2011, 03:21:27 AM »

Jay Cutler stares directly into
The bright Noon Sun
Trying to outmuscle it
Until his retinas burn out
And his life becomes a Sea Of Darkness
In which he laughingly swims.

Karpaasi · « **Reply #22 on:** June 03, 2011, 03:25:10 AM »

Haha. That's a great one!

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #23 on:** June 03, 2011, 03:27:34 AM »

this is pure gold. Keep 'em coming.

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #24 on:** June 03, 2011, 03:34:13 AM »

Quote from: juruth on June 03, 2011, 03:21:27 AM

Jay Cutler stares directly into
The bright Noon Sun
Trying to outmuscle it
Until his retinas burn out
And his life becomes a Sea Of Darkness
In which he laughingly swims.

Beautiful. Just beautiful.