I'd thought you were today looking a bit like that Mary Portas Queen of Shops Bitch Dyke? She alternates between brown hair and bright red hair, always cut to her chin?
Apologies obviously to Mary Portass, she looks nothing like you.
Plus you're listing to the left and look a bit sideways scrumpled up? Are you having a stroke?
I don't know how to do an avatar, sorry. And I've loved my sideline and endline for ages now, not changing.
xL
next? that's the polite response. kisses darling.