I find it tough to hate on Branch...
Yeah, maybe he doesn't have the most aesthetic physique, but the guys has been putting his time in the gym, getting the food in, taking the drugs, and building his body for years.
He does have his own logistics company if I remember correctly, I believe they show it in one of his DVD's.
Like his physique or not, the guy has built a good life for himself and managed to win some major bodybuilding shows as well... (insert smiley face raising the beer glass)