You have five minutes to impress this girl so you can fuck her... go!!!

[Stark]

GO...

[Hulkotron]

I have over 7400 posts on getbig.

[Stark]

I have over 7400 posts on getbig.

pfff - thats nothing I had 8k after the first week or so try harder nigga

[Raymondo]

I'm 6'5'', weigh 300lbs, can bench 600lbs, former Detal Force Lieutenant-Colonel, multi-lingual, multi-millionaire and have stratospheric IQ.

Oh and I can break German Shepherds' backs with my bare hands.

[King Shizzo]

I'll suck yo dick baby!!!!!

[Army of One]

Im spideysensing a cock

[Shockwave]

Im spideysensing a cock

This.

[King Shizzo]

GO...

Thats not Che's wife.

[Army of One]

Seems legit, so my answer is nothing, youll get much further trying not to impress her than kissing her ass

[hrspwr]

Spend the night with me and tomorrow we will go to Paris on my private jet.

[tommywishbone]

Hi, I'm a commando/bodybuilder/chesschampion/fighter/millionaire. Here's my picture;

[Army of One]

I'm a commando/bodybuilder/chesschampion/fighter/millionaire. Here's my picture;

Women love suckmymuscle, his 7inch arms are around the same girth as the average penis

[noc]

'Lets not turn this rape into a murder'

[Stark]

Damn good eye, sir.  

Stop sucking his cock - Damn good eye, sir. good lord!!!

Its not a shemale, its a legit perfectly female hot piece of ass you slackjawed faggots.

[wes]

[Army of One]

Stop sucking his cock - Damn good eye, sir. good lord!!!

Its not a shemale, its a legit perfectly female hot piece of ass you slackjawed faggots.

Says the "man" who backs down from 120 pound pakistani men  

[B_B_C]

Good evening Mrs Stark

[Hulkotron]

I may be setting myself up for a fall here but how anyone can look at that ass and think "yep that's a dude all right" is beyond my comprehension.

[Stark]

Says the "man" who backs down from 120 pound pakistani men  

eh... lets be real here for a second dave, I kicked his motherloving ass, want me to post his pm begging me to stop again.

Try harder we know each other for a long time you know I am pretty much invincible.

[wes]

I may be setting myself up for a fall here but how anyone can look at that ass and think "yep that's a dude all right" is beyond my comprehension.

I`m just covering my ass before I say whether I`d hit it or not............can`t be too safe here bro,you know that.

That fucking ass does look awesome though.

[wes]

Oh yeah...................(no homo)

[Soul Crusher]

I'm 6'5'', weigh 300lbs, can bench 600lbs, former Detal Force Lieutenant-Colonel, multi-lingual, multi-millionaire and have stratospheric IQ.

Oh and I can break German Shepherds' backs with my bare hands.

and you have a 2100 FIDE chess rating! 

[wes]

and you have a 2100 FIDE chess rating!  

Don`t forget the legendary purple belt!  LOL  

[Raymondo]

and you have a 2100 FIDE chess rating! 

I've got a ten-inch cock, write my own trading software, am lethal with nunchuks and can execute flawless Michael Jackson dance moves.

If that doesn't impress any bitch, she's a dyke!!!

[no one]

gayer than needing to impress a broad to get laid.