GO...
I only need seconds...
1) I am a Lt Colonial in the Delta Force Special Ops
2) I am rich
3) I have a purple belt in BJJ
4) I can kill animals with my bare hands
5) I own a kitana sword
6) I do not, despite what you may have heard, like having sex with adolecent girls
7) I can not be owned on a bodybuilding message board

I know a lot about dorian vs. ronnie.....
9) I know a lot about MMA (just ask me, I will prove it)