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Dr Dutch

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Re: You have five minutes to impress this girl so you can fuck her... go!!!
« Reply #25 on: May 20, 2012, 12:52:05 PM »
I'm a medical doctor, got money, am 6'1'' and muscular....what else could the bitch want ?
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Soul Crusher

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Re: You have five minutes to impress this girl so you can fuck her... go!!!
« Reply #26 on: May 20, 2012, 12:52:55 PM »
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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Palpatine Q

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Re: You have five minutes to impress this girl so you can fuck her... go!!!
« Reply #27 on: May 20, 2012, 12:55:37 PM »
Tits are too small for that ass....pass
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Re: You have five minutes to impress this girl so you can fuck her... go!!!
« Reply #28 on: May 20, 2012, 02:15:53 PM »
pass me the cigarettes Mrs Stark

that husband of yers, never at home when there is something hard to be done?

thats because hes probably hanging out with black men who wear breaches with out belts or braces
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Re: You have five minutes to impress this girl so you can fuck her... go!!!
« Reply #29 on: May 20, 2012, 02:26:54 PM »
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Re: You have five minutes to impress this girl so you can fuck her... go!!!
« Reply #30 on: May 20, 2012, 03:24:26 PM »
Quote from: 333386 on May 20, 2012, 12:39:59 PM
and you have a 2100 FIDE chess rating! 
a 2100 fide rating would have taken years of chess training almost know one with any kinda life/$$$ would want to put the work in something so trivial. I would guess it would take 20+ hrs of chess study a week for years
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Re: You have five minutes to impress this girl so you can fuck her... go!!!
« Reply #31 on: May 20, 2012, 03:26:15 PM »
I'm a mog
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Re: You have five minutes to impress this girl so you can fuck her... go!!!
« Reply #32 on: May 20, 2012, 03:28:10 PM »
I know of a few boys that can do that trick as well without having to resort to estrogen shots, wigs or oil in the pecs...



"1"
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Re: You have five minutes to impress this girl so you can fuck her... go!!!
« Reply #33 on: May 20, 2012, 03:39:05 PM »
Quote from: shizzo81 on May 20, 2012, 12:08:28 PM
I'll suck yo dick baby!!!!!
Finally you say something from your heart.
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Re: You have five minutes to impress this girl so you can fuck her... go!!!
« Reply #34 on: May 20, 2012, 03:44:04 PM »
"I got a nine inch tounge and i can breathe through my ears"
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Re: You have five minutes to impress this girl so you can fuck her... go!!!
« Reply #35 on: May 20, 2012, 03:45:31 PM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on May 20, 2012, 03:28:10 PM
I know of a few boys that can do that trick as well without having to resort to estrogen shots, wigs or oil in the pecs...




4,3,1,2

(no homo)
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King Shizzo

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Re: You have five minutes to impress this girl so you can fuck her... go!!!
« Reply #36 on: May 20, 2012, 03:46:00 PM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on May 20, 2012, 03:39:05 PM
Finally you say something from your heart.
hahahaha. Good one.
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Re: You have five minutes to impress this girl so you can fuck her... go!!!
« Reply #37 on: May 20, 2012, 03:49:14 PM »
Quote from: Stark on May 20, 2012, 12:03:46 PM
GO...

I'm a billionnaire and really 90 years old and I'll die as I come on our wedding night.

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Re: You have five minutes to impress this girl so you can fuck her... go!!!
« Reply #38 on: May 20, 2012, 04:26:30 PM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on May 20, 2012, 03:28:10 PM
I know of a few boys that can do that trick as well without having to resort to estrogen shots, wigs or oil in the pecs...



"1"
Yo, is number 2 Sevestes ???..... serious question.
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Raymondo

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Re: You have five minutes to impress this girl so you can fuck her... go!!!
« Reply #39 on: May 20, 2012, 04:36:08 PM »
Quote from: Onetimehard on May 20, 2012, 04:26:30 PM
Yo, is number 2 Sevestes ???..... serious question.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Papper

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Re: You have five minutes to impress this girl so you can fuck her... go!!!
« Reply #40 on: May 20, 2012, 04:48:44 PM »
Quote from: Onetimehard on May 20, 2012, 04:26:30 PM
Yo, is number 2 Sevestes ???..... serious question.

 ;D
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bike nut

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Re: You have five minutes to impress this girl so you can fuck her... go!!!
« Reply #41 on: May 20, 2012, 06:21:47 PM »
Quote from: Raymondo on May 20, 2012, 12:08:18 PM
I'm 6'5'', weigh 300lbs, can bench 600lbs, former Detal Force Lieutenant-Colonel, multi-lingual, multi-millionaire and have stratospheric IQ.

Oh and I can break German Shepherds' backs with my bare hands.

;D

Unfortunately that would also make you a gay pedophile...
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Marlo Stanfield

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Re: You have five minutes to impress this girl so you can fuck her... go!!!
« Reply #42 on: May 20, 2012, 06:27:38 PM »
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Soul Crusher

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« Reply #43 on: May 20, 2012, 06:30:49 PM »
Quote from: bike nut on May 20, 2012, 06:21:47 PM
Unfortunately that would also make you a gay pedophile...
;D.


chicken lust in peace.
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Re: You have five minutes to impress this girl so you can fuck her... go!!!
« Reply #44 on: May 20, 2012, 07:35:37 PM »
Quote from: Stark on May 20, 2012, 12:03:46 PM
GO...

I only need seconds...

1) I am a Lt Colonial in the Delta Force Special Ops
2) I am rich
3) I have a purple belt in BJJ
4) I can kill animals with my bare hands
5) I own a kitana sword
6) I do not, despite what you may have heard, like having sex with adolecent girls
7) I can not be owned on a bodybuilding message board
8) I know a lot about dorian vs. ronnie.....
9) I know a lot about MMA (just ask me, I will prove it)
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Re: You have five minutes to impress this girl so you can fuck her... go!!!
« Reply #45 on: May 20, 2012, 07:52:30 PM »
Not really fair if it is a dude. That would be like looking at a pic of a hamburger made of poop and asking "would you eat this?" who wouldn't while not knowing the gritty details. That said, yes, and I would tell her/him I'm in to cuckold.  ;D
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Re: You have five minutes to impress this girl so you can fuck her... go!!!
« Reply #46 on: May 20, 2012, 08:57:30 PM »
"have you seen my congressional medal of honor? i seem to have misplaced it"
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Re: You have five minutes to impress this girl so you can fuck her... go!!!
« Reply #47 on: May 20, 2012, 10:46:16 PM »
Quote from: noc on May 20, 2012, 12:24:31 PM
'Lets not turn this rape into a murder'
Made my LOL for real. Well played!
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« Reply #48 on: May 20, 2012, 10:52:59 PM »
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Re: You have five minutes to impress this girl so you can fuck her... go!!!
« Reply #49 on: May 21, 2012, 03:35:58 AM »
Sorry all

I already left my cum all over her..
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