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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #25 on: June 26, 2012, 12:20:42 PM »
Your are trying way, way, way too hard.
Yes, quite desperate for attention since he posted a pic of his chubby little effeminate hand. :-\
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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #26 on: June 26, 2012, 12:21:22 PM »
Yes, quite desperate for attention since he posted a pic of his chubby little effeminate hand. :-\

Was it wrapped about some random guys wang?

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #27 on: June 26, 2012, 12:22:59 PM »
another list calvin didnt make  :-[
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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #28 on: June 26, 2012, 12:34:52 PM »
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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #29 on: June 26, 2012, 01:03:38 PM »
So to preempt any claims of hypocrisy. I am 5'9" and 190lbs with a lean and muscular physique but nothing to write home about. I go to the gym about 5 times a week. My bench isn't that great. I don't date a super-model and I don't make $100,000 a year. I did MMA briefly a few years ago but no more because of school. Never competed.
Must feel lonely,inferior,and totally out of place amongst the likes of us.  :D

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #30 on: June 26, 2012, 01:14:17 PM »
1. Most people who post here aren't actually bodybuilders...or even weight lifters.

2. If someone brags about their post-count, don't applaud them. Feel sorry for them.

3. Most frequent posters have multiple accounts, sometimes 6 or 7 at a time.

4. The people who actually have the bravery to post pictures only get flamed by people who never have and never will.

5. Everyone on getbig.com is a shredded 6'4" 250lb MMA killing machine who owns 2 jets and dates supermodels.

6. No one has respect for professionals or competitors. People get satisfaction by attacking people far more muscular and accomplished than they are because they will never become top-competitors or professionals.

7. People who have posted pictures and who don't live in secret tend to be the most humble.

8. People will always post lurid stories about their sexual exploits on Getbig...But almost none are true.

9. People will post great accomplishments of theirs on getbig...but almost none are true.

10. Almost everyone exaggerates their bench-press or squat or any other lift on Getbig. Usually by about 200lbs.

11. Almost everyone exaggerates their height, usually by about 4 inches.

12. I will get flamed for this post.

13. My post count will be mentioned in the flaming.

14. I will be accused of being a gimmick account or some former member.





So to preempt any claims of hypocrisy. I am 5'9" and 190lbs with a lean and muscular physique but nothing to write home about. I go to the gym about 5 times a week. My bench isn't that great. I don't date a super-model and I don't make $100,000 a year. I did MMA briefly a few years ago but no more because of school. Never competed.



Who has #15?


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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #31 on: June 26, 2012, 02:09:49 PM »
lol

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #32 on: June 26, 2012, 02:26:43 PM »
#18- Getbiggers will rearrange/swap letters of your username in a childish manner in a weak attempt at humor and embarrassment of the noob


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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #33 on: June 26, 2012, 02:27:49 PM »
Right, not posting a pic must mean the person looks horrible; it can't be that trying to prove oneself to a bunch of tough guys some % of whom are homosexuals on an internet board is a fool's game. Congrats on being an internet champion my dear homie, be sure to tell people irl about it and put it on the resume.

Almost no one on the planet earth thinks pro-level muscular development looks good and some of us agree with this. Who says we can't criticize the current status of the industry and pount out its flaws (especially when it comes to physiques)?

Finally, who is noone and what is a matra? Learn to type/speak American properly for goodness' sake.
I have to agree with galeniko here syntax, I mean it is not true all the time but 9 out of ten times it is true, getbiggers are attention whores and have egos and are always looking for approval so for sure if they are shredded or jacked in some way, they would show it. Not everyone, just 90%

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #34 on: June 26, 2012, 02:34:28 PM »
Chiro Flex is quickly establishing himself as a man not to mess with.

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #35 on: June 26, 2012, 02:37:38 PM »
Chiro Flex is quickly establishing himself as a man not to mess with.
:D

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #36 on: June 26, 2012, 02:40:50 PM »
Ground breaking stuff there, you should be proud

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #37 on: June 26, 2012, 03:22:10 PM »
#18- Getbiggers will rearrange/swap letters of your username in a childish manner in a weak attempt at humor and embarrassment of the noob


HTH DicKLint
LOL  ;D

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #38 on: June 26, 2012, 03:39:25 PM »

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #39 on: June 26, 2012, 03:53:10 PM »
#18- Getbiggers will rearrange/swap letters of your username in a childish manner in a weak attempt at humor and embarrassment of the noob


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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #40 on: June 26, 2012, 03:53:57 PM »
Wes = oldfatmanwithlimpdick

HTH
Be quiet chocolate face!  ;D

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #41 on: June 26, 2012, 04:18:03 PM »
#19- Most Getbig members are homosexual's or are homosexual's and may not be aware yet.  Just ask Bay for confirmation. Many just PM him.

Nothing wrong with homosexuals though. No homo.

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #42 on: June 26, 2012, 05:22:29 PM »
Chiro Flex is quickly establishing himself as a man not to mess with.
Are you saying VaginalPlex spent the last two years reading getbig and writing down his responses before coughing up the courage to register?
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #43 on: June 26, 2012, 05:25:28 PM »
Are you saying VaginalPlex spent the last two years reading getbig and writing down his responses before coughing up the courage to register?

That's as believable as a James28 pussy post..... ::)

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #44 on: June 26, 2012, 05:29:41 PM »
Haha, James28 does slay some serious vag in his mind.

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #45 on: June 26, 2012, 05:36:56 PM »
Haha, James28 does slay some serious vag in his mind.
So do I everytime I fantasize about screwing Selma Hayak!  :(

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #46 on: June 26, 2012, 05:39:48 PM »
That's as believable as a James28 pussy post..... ::)
Are you saying you don't believe the 18" quadded all natural 42" chested monster that is Queero Flaps?
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #47 on: June 26, 2012, 05:40:28 PM »
Are you saying you don't believe the 18" quadded all natural 42" chested monster that is Queero Flaps?

I am quite confident James28 is a virgin and would be willing to fight someone in their own dojo (all expenses paid of course) over it.

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #48 on: June 26, 2012, 05:54:07 PM »
Are you saying you don't believe the 18" quadded all natural 42" chested monster that is Queero Flaps?

"winner, winner, chicken dinner....."

 ;D

Fucking lying FILT!    ;D

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #49 on: June 26, 2012, 05:55:21 PM »
I am quite confident James28 is a virgin and would be willing to fight someone in their own dojo (all expenses paid of course) over it.
;D