Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much

[Hulkotron]

The one on the right looks post-op but I'm not sure in which direction.

[_aj_]

Do those look like folks that have had "all that they can eat?"

[bradistani]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/restaurants/9581559/Pair-banned-from-all-you-can-eat-restaurant-for-eating-too-much.html



 George Dalmon, a former rugby player, and his friend Andy Miles were banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant, Gobi, In Brighton, after the manager branded them "a couple of pigs".

The men would each eat five bowls of stir-fry during their regular meals at the Mongolian barbecue, which invites guests to create their own dishes from the buffet.

Diners are told they can request meals "as many times as you wish" for £12.

The manager, who did not want to be named, said the two friends were eating him out of business. He said: "Basically they just come in and pig out. We have put up with them for two years but I've had enough.

"They are in such a hurry to beat everyone to the food they spoil everything. We are supposed to be a buffet but they eat everything out of the bowls before people can get there. We just can't keep doing this."

haha, they took the piss for two, whole years 

[Rami]

evil! people

why do they want to destroy all these calories and money that the restaurant put in for that food?

food is not a toy

don't they have something better to do, like protesting the islamisation of Europe?

[Ronnie Rep]

well the only thing they will never eat is pussy. faces only a mother can love.

There's a pussy for every face!

[Heywood]

Frankly, you're not much of a bodybuilder if you've never been kicked out of an all-you-can-eat place.

I mean, if you're 18 or 19, and you can get all the protein (meat, fish, etc) you want for a few dollars.....

[Hulkotron]

Something tells me these men are not into physique-athletics, at least not in the traditional sense.

[doison]

I instantly thought of the Simpsons episode where Homer "clearly was not a man who had all he could eat".

"Tis no man, he be but a remorseless eating machine.  Arr!"

[bradistani]

The one on the right looks post-op but I'm not sure in which direction.

they're in brighton, so it's quite likely that your hunch is right. brighton is san francisco on the english south coast . just so you know !

[Mitch]

Fat people lack of manners sickens me.

[Andy Griffin]

While I do agree that fat people should be spurned and made sport of at every available opportunity, the fact is that the place calls itself an "all you can eat" establishment.

Sounds like the proprietor loves the kawk.

[doison]

While I do agree that fat people should be spurned and made sport of at every available opportunity, the fact is that the place calls itself an "all you can eat" establishment.

Sounds like the proprietor loves the kawk.

No one needs to eat that much.  I'd be fine if the government passed a law limiting food consumption at all-you-can-eat establishments.  You can't tell me there's a time when eating "all-you-can" is necessary in a modern society. 

[JasonH]

Do they even lift?

[Andy Griffin]

No one needs to eat that much.  I'd be fine if the government passed a law limiting food consumption at all-you-can-eat establishments.  You can't tell me there's a time when eating "all-you-can" is necessary in a modern society. 

1.  It's not your decision whether or not someone else "needs" to eat "that much"
2.  Only queefs would be in favor of legislating the food consumption of others.
3.  You sound like you love the kawk as much as the owner of the "all you can eat" establishment.

[doison]

1.  It's not your decision whether or not someone else "needs" to eat "that much"
2.  Only queefs would be in favor of legislating the food consumption of others.
3.  You sound like you love the kawk as much as the owner of the "all you can eat" establishment.

You're going to be the one paying for the health care costs for these guys.  I think we can all agree that over-eating causes drowsiness.  There should at least be a "deactivation code" that prevents you from driving your car (and killing people when you fall asleep from being drowsy) after consuming so much food.

[Andy Griffin]

You're going to be the one paying for the health care costs for these guys.  I think we can all agree that over-eating causes drowsiness.  There should at least be a "deactivation code" that prevents you from driving your car (and killing people when you fall asleep from being drowsy) after consuming so much food.

 

Epic phaggotry.

[Teutonic Knight]

Almost like Dan Lurie story about his last breakfast with Arnold & Franco:those
guys eat like there is no tomorrow ....

[doison]

Epic phaggotry.

Does the "ph" make it good or bad?  I can't keep up phuckphace

[Andy Griffin]

Does the "ph" make it good or bad?  I can't keep up phuckphace

The ph is designed to keep the auto-correct system from changing it to "guy"

[doison]

The ph is designed to keep the auto-correct system from changing it to "guy"

Jesus Christ.  I was being facetious.  You're like the 8th grade girl with B.O. who won't take the hint.   

Yes, I like that your early maturation has left your tits at eye level, but your ignorance of your pit stink is making my penis soft

[Andy Griffin]

Jesus Christ.  I was being facetious.  You're like the 8th grade girl with B.O. who won't take the hint.   

Yes, I like that your early maturation has left your tits at eye level, but your ignorance of your pit stink is making my penis soft

meltdown

I can see why your life has been reduced to felching bbc creampies out of your wife.

[Mr Nobody]

Fat girls like to eat afterwards BDB comes in and hits them raw.

[doison]

meltdown

I can see why your life has been reduced to felching bbc creampies out of your wife.

I've never felched a cream pie out of anyone.  I've been very clear on this and I believe the record will show this to be true.  Your ignorance is no excuse in the matter

[arce1988]

 

[doison]

Disgusting...I feel sorry for the toilets that have to deal with them afterwards.

They're just doing their jobs.