do u exercise your penis? "jelqing" and such

[anabolichalo]

GETBIG

[syntaxmachine]

I used to, but I took the flelqing (flexing + jelqing) too far. Now all my trouser snake is good for is hanging myself with, which I will proceed to do upon completion of this post.

[Tedim]

I used to, but I took the flelqing (flexing + jelqing) too far. Now all my trouser snake is good for is hanging myself with, which I will proceed to do upon completion of this post.

I lol'ed

[Teutonic Knight]

GETBIG

Marine, ask somebody (like your village vet) to help you
Only 16yo who pretend to be mature would ask such idiotic questions, Marine tell us again where do U live 

[Rudee]

My girlfriend accused me of masturbating in the shower the other day.   I told her "I can wash it as fast as I want"

[_aj_]

everytime my girl friend talks about how tall black men have big cocks for perfect sex

i start pondering about jelqing the next day

This won't end well...

[Griffith]

The trick is to keep the pump and feel the weight with mind-body connection and visualize your gains.

[dj181]

[38-26-40]

My girlfriend accused me of masturbating in the shower the other day.   I told her "I can wash it as fast as I want"

Brilliant...lmao!

[Tedim]

everytime my girl friend talks about how tall black men have big cocks for perfect sex

i start pondering about jelqing the next day

Maybe you should ponder why she's a mudshark

[BigCyp]

My girlfriend accused me of masturbating in the shower the other day.   I told her "I can wash it as fast as I want"

Ahahaha! 

[Raymondo]

BigCyp I see Cyrpus is not included in the Euro chart.

Your measurements are off the scale, apparently.

Not sure which way though 

[BigCyp]

Yes Raymondo, serving kebabs to fuel the nightime UK economy is not conducive to great phallic length it seems 

[syntaxmachine]

BigCyp I see Cyrpus is not included in the Euro chart.

Your measurements are off the scale, apparently.

Not sure which way though 

Cyprus's artificial gerrymander into Europe is a fluke anyway: they are just Arabs with shoes. Look to the East for comparable data.

[BigCyp]

Cyprus's artificial gerrymander into Europe is a fluke anyway: they are just Arabs with shoes. Look to the East for comparable data.

"Arabs with shoes!"

I thought we were brothers 

[Raymondo]

Cyprus's artificial gerrymander into Europe is a fluke anyway: they are just Arabs with shoes. Look to the East for comparable data.

I thought Cyrpiots are pretty much Greeks?

[Psychopath]

"Arabs with shoes!"

I thought we were brothers 

Arabs in countries like Jordan, Palestine, Syria, Lebanon have a lot of European genetics in them. You can actually find many red haired, blue eyed, and blonde haired blue eyed fellas in those countries.

They are much different than their North African and desert Arab brothers.

[syntaxmachine]

I thought Cyrpiots are pretty much Greeks?

Sure, as long as we are, in this context, using the term 'Cypriot' to refer to citizens of the EU member state and not any other part of the island.

My comment was a jab at the sophistication/developmental progress of Cyprus rather than its genetic pool. As a result, it isn't actually pertinent to the size of its citizens' pee pees.

Back to the pee pee issue: the weighted average for the island as a whole -- using the average values of Greece and Turkey weighted in line with demographic data -- is 14.55cm; the South's average will pretty much be the same as Greece's since that's where the Greeks are and similarly for the North and Turkey.

"Arabs with shoes!"

I thought we were brothers 

I'd say we are, but I need to know if you've lived here to see how our people are in full, or have simply fostered only semi-accurate beliefs from afar as many ethnic types born away from their country of origin tend to do.

[Submissionfytr]

Charles Bronson (the prisoner, not Death Wish legend ;-) recommends an elaborate routine he swears adds size and improves performance.