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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1950 on: May 26, 2014, 03:06:02 AM »
Kai hitting some nostril poses during the offseason:



Heath will never beat that.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1951 on: May 26, 2014, 03:35:52 AM »
junior would swap places with me in a second

his life is empty and meaningless

under the shallow surface he is drowning in his own misery

he needs to realise that nothing of any real value in life can be bought

i pity him

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1952 on: May 26, 2014, 06:38:41 AM »
Uncle Junior getting gang raped these last few pages.


It`s the first time he got fucked for free!  ;D

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« Reply #1953 on: May 26, 2014, 02:52:08 PM »
Re: The AnabolicHalo Threads and Ramblings

We may need a SEAL Team 6 sent in to find Halo wherever he is being held captive.  I just hope his captors have not cut off his testo supply.  The thought of his arms shrinking over this is too much to bear.   :'(

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1954 on: May 27, 2014, 02:31:11 AM »
Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread

I won 2nd place at +60 Master, Muscle Beach International Classic 2014





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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1955 on: May 27, 2014, 02:56:33 AM »
The two godfathers of getbig^^^ Awesome picture

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« Reply #1956 on: May 27, 2014, 03:07:46 AM »
The two godfathers of getbig^^^ Awesome picture

Shitzu will extra-hate me now for posting these legends :'(

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1957 on: May 29, 2014, 09:44:21 AM »
From the Creatine made Elliot Rodgers kill thread:

I know what you're thinking: "Did he preload with creatine for 6 days or only 5?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is Muscletech Brand, the most powerful creatine in the world, and would blow your plateau clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?



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« Reply #1959 on: May 29, 2014, 01:40:20 PM »
"The point is, ladies and gentleman, that creatine — for lack of a better word — is good.
 Creatine is right.  Creatine works.  Creatine clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.  Creatine, in all of its forms — creatine for life, for money, for love, knowledge — has marked the upward surge of mankind.  And creatine — you mark my words — will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."

-Gordon Gekko





Patrick Bateman: Do you like Creatine?
Paul Allen: It's ok.
Patrick Bateman: Early on it was a little slow working for my tastes, but when the loading phase was over, It really came in to its own, physically and mentally. The whole tub has a clear, crisp taste, and a new sheen of amino acids that really gives the mix a big boost. It's been compared to Anabolic steroids, but I think creatine has a far more subtle effect..
Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.
Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen?
Paul Allen: Why are there copies of the muscle and fitness 2013 Olympia edition all over the place, are you a schmoe? A little fruity or something?
Patrick Bateman: No, Allen.
Paul Allen: Is that a thong?
Patrick Bateman: Yes it is! In 2008, Muscletech released this, Celltech, their most accomplished supplement. I think their undisputed masterpiece is the 3g of creatine hcl per serving, an ingredient so potent, that you can tell everyone in the gym it's that, not the steroids responsible for all your size. Taking Creatine is not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the supplement itself.
[raises axe above head]
Patrick Bateman: Hey Paul!
[he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, ande blood splatters over him]
Patrick Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION FOR FRONT ROW AT THE OLYMPIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1960 on: May 29, 2014, 04:34:19 PM »
Re: 21yr old Columbian girl I'm banging last few weeks...

A transexual who gave me a blowjob 2 weeks ago had ass implant! I was desperate haha! SHe found me on a dejtingsite and my phone started to make some noise in the middle of the night! I got up and thought! What the hell! New experiences = good! I wont see "her" again! SHe did a great job though! It was like, DONT LOOK DOWN. DONT PULL THE PANTIES! ;D

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1961 on: May 29, 2014, 09:23:26 PM »
Re: Muscle Beach - I visited & competed at Muscle Beach Memorial Day

at Firehouse :)





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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1962 on: May 29, 2014, 09:29:46 PM »
The two godfathers most humble guys of getbig^^^ Awesome picture
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1963 on: May 30, 2014, 12:50:04 AM »
Re: Anabolichalo

I think what YOU don't get is that racism doesn't always mean you hate the other person.  Racism is about having biased beliefs about entire races/ethnicities that are based on myth, stereotypes, and limited interaction.  Like if you say all Asians are awesome at math and science, and you treat them accordingly, SORRY, BUT THAT'S FUCKING RACIST.  it's not derogatory, but it IS uninformed and shitty.
 Halo believes that black women exist as fuck holes and dick warmers exclusively.  He wants the power in a relationship, so he goes for someone he feels is inferior to him-  someone he BARELY considers human.  THAT'S how he was in a relationship with a black woman but is still a goddamn racist.  if YOU can't see THAT,  then you are as deluded as he is about what a piece of total shit he is.

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« Reply #1964 on: May 30, 2014, 04:36:26 AM »
It must have been awesome for Ron to meet Coach Huang!  :)

It must have been awesome for Coach Huang to meet Ron!  :)

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« Reply #1966 on: May 30, 2014, 10:29:42 AM »
Re: Problem sleeping with wide shoulders...

I have a problem sleeping with wide hips. Any suggestions?

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1967 on: May 30, 2014, 11:23:12 AM »
Re: Whats Your Number?????

So your wife/gf asks you "How many girls have you been with?"  

do you lie your ass off or are you honest?  Cause you KNOW girls will lie about that shit until they are blue in the face AND they dont inculde all the dicks they have sucked either

Ever since I hit puberty, I've been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection and unfulfilled desires all because girls have never been attracted to me. Girls gave their affection, and sex, and love to other men but never to me.

I don't know why you girls aren't attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It's an injustice, a crime, because I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1968 on: May 31, 2014, 02:07:10 AM »
Re: Booty

For a woman in her fifties Booty is still in pretty high demand - I think even Vince and his overpowered Personal Computer would love to take a few "panorama" shots of said saltwater nymph.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1969 on: May 31, 2014, 02:19:00 AM »

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« Reply #1970 on: May 31, 2014, 02:48:30 PM »
Looks like Junior has had advice from the management to lay low for a while.

He will be back when the heat dies down.
Probably a flaccid cock video accompanied by a tuppenny whore.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1971 on: May 31, 2014, 02:58:40 PM »
Re: Creatine

Is this the Cell_Tech?
Is this just an off-brand?
Caught in a Max Muscle
No escape from physiology
Open your mouth
Scoop up the creat' and see
I'm just a huge wreck, I got no cash on me
Because I'm G4P, kidney blown
Systolic high, test' low
Anyways, the store's closed, and creatine really matter to me, to me




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« Reply #1972 on: June 01, 2014, 01:40:17 AM »
Re: Kim Jong Un's new look

Lol at all the jelous haters here,  you wish you looked half that good.


and the pics are pure proof that he is a respected and loved by his people, you dont see people cry of happiness and hug obama when they see him.

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« Reply #1973 on: June 01, 2014, 02:45:48 AM »
Yay for anal!!....I loveeeee it!!!

Oh wait.... with a woman of course!! So.....I don't have to say "no homo" since I put woman in there...and don't any of you smart asses like wes go in here and take the wo out of woman and say "fixed"

You hear me wes of peace....


That plus something like The 2002 Night of Champions playing on the high def big screen at the same time.

Try to hold off til Ruhl hits that awe inspiring back glute pose.

Nothing better.


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1974 on: June 01, 2014, 06:43:14 AM »
Re: THE ONLY POSE THAT REALLY MATTERS

Qft  8)



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