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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2225 on: July 30, 2014, 04:39:50 AM »
Re: Little Men in Big Pick up Trucks

Pussies, just buy a Marauder:





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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2226 on: July 30, 2014, 04:42:43 AM »
Imbasile is not equipped to contend with the will of bigmc.
That is a solid post of the god honest truth!! God bless you sir!
and you go fuck yourself Imbasile

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2227 on: July 30, 2014, 04:46:14 AM »
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2229 on: July 30, 2014, 08:53:59 AM »
where are the galeniko youtube videos?

where are all those youtube videos you had posted up months ago?  i really enjoyed watching those, fucking hilarious.

post them back up.



gal auctioned those videos at sotherbys

a private collector from the middle east

paid an undisclosed sum rumoured to be around 5 million dollars for them

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2230 on: July 30, 2014, 11:51:33 AM »
speaking of cum..

I used to flick my cum on to the carpet at home back in the days when I was still enjoying my parents house and my own room, I got really good in flicking the cum right at the same spot all the time.
Anyways one day I come home and I see my mother on her knees with industrial looking gloves  bleaching the cum stain and all cleaning the one spot were I wipped of entire galaxies of cum, it was all hard and she was working furiously before she noticed I was in the room.

When she saw me we both gave us that look only a mother and son can have - She, its okay but I am kinda disapointed look - Me: horror she cannot possibly know what this ... oh SHIT she does know, kinda look.

From that moment on I started using socks :D

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2231 on: July 31, 2014, 06:36:28 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2232 on: July 31, 2014, 06:39:24 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2233 on: July 31, 2014, 01:58:39 PM »
This is more like it actually..I'd be a stud regardless. You'll forever be a bitter loser



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2234 on: August 01, 2014, 02:45:00 AM »
Re: Family Found Out I'm a Muscle Escort

How much money you earned by doing a muscle escort? Quite a surprise, you were saying it was good.

More than my computer science degree gave me

250 an hour, 1k for an overnight, 4k for the weekend..plus the free gifts, paid trips and drug sponsors

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2235 on: August 01, 2014, 03:50:46 AM »
Re: Family Found Out I'm a Muscle Escort

My cousin gave up being male escort after waking up one morning in a strange hotel room with no memory and dried fruit in his anus. The police said it was probably date rape.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2236 on: August 01, 2014, 02:49:52 PM »
Re: Sick pic of Cormier

He was listed as 5'9", 5'10" and 5'11". His 1994 Arnold showing had him at 5'9".

Flex was listed as 5'8", 5'9", 5'10", and 5'10.5".

Ronnie was listed as 5'10" and 5'11".

Kevin as 5'9", 5'10" and 6'0" (when he became an "actor")

From my observation, the higher they placed, the taller their listing would get.

Bodybuilder height formula:

           (L1 + L2 + ... LN) - 2
BbH =     -----------------
                       n

Where each L denotes a lied-about height and n denotes the number of lies.

Levrone is 5'9.375''

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2237 on: August 02, 2014, 04:08:09 AM »
POF and OkCupid, etc.. Who else has no patience for it?

I admit, I HAVE met women (quality) on there in the past, but seriously, out of like hundreds of girls, there's maybe 1 that is normal. Who else literally gets sick, annoyed, frustrated, pissed after corresponding with some of the stupid f'n hoes on these sites?

They answer you once, or even a few times, and then they stop and that's it. Meanwhile, you've wasted hours. Worse yet, they feel entitled beyond belief and even those that aren't even that hot seem to be arrogant and annoying.



I love POF. I got to work out of town next week for 3 weeks. Already got a couple girls lined up. Works perfect, I just tell them I'm staying in the hotel  while I wait to finish closing on my house. The new guy in town routine. Then poof I go back home.

There are 2 types of girls on there. Fucable or unfuckable. The fucable ones are whores, and the unfucable ones are on there because they've lost hope. Just use it for what it is, just a step up from craigslist.


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2239 on: August 02, 2014, 05:23:18 AM »
Re: Gold Coast - Australia's Mecca of bodybuilding.

Visited the Gold Coast a few weeks back. Beautiful place with some massive dudes around, clearly some quality hear they have up there.

Had. Great time. Beautiful beaches. Casino. Good gyms. Clubs with lots of hot pussy. Would love to live there.



Did you take Booty up the ass?



I would struggle to get a cock my size up any chicks ass. Didn't know she lived there but yes I did get laid twice.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2240 on: August 02, 2014, 05:57:40 AM »
tiger woods should be thrown off a church



i would beat the shit out of okami and he knows it.



i would never want to look like ruhl. maybe like wolf though.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2241 on: August 02, 2014, 08:05:42 AM »
Re: Maria Calo appreciation thread

:P :'(

The greatest movie makeup artist in the world could not fix this



He was great in Cobra




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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2243 on: August 02, 2014, 01:39:38 PM »
Re: Big Ro is useless.

ah so you have the ability to work out how people are in real life from their posts on here

sounds like you are quite the intellectual

good work  ::)



By your actions yes.

Your hostility on something which means "nothing" to you makes me believe you have problems outside of the forum and are trying to make up for them on the forum and are only suggesting the forum means nothing to you because you know it sounds pathetic to state that it does.

Do you feel inferior to people in your off forum life?



excuse me this thread is supposed to be about me

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2244 on: August 03, 2014, 01:16:54 AM »
    Milos Sarcev and his wife in London. July, 2014.

http://www.facebook.com/majakrsticmisstopmodel/media_set?set=a.707573905981933.1073741852.100001879895881&type=1

<- photo album













Wife looks like a fucking whore who hasn't showered after a previous night of stripping and blowing patrons in the back for watered down drinks.



I can't believe you would say that.....the drinks were not watered down.




What the fuck is that? She got a bell on her flaps? Like they have one on the door of 7-11 to tell the employees someone has entered the store?





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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2245 on: August 03, 2014, 03:08:44 AM »
Re: Big Ro is useless.

I am finally going to give geezers like Primemuscle and Vince Basile some advice.

WE DON'T WANT TO READ AN ESSAY EVERYTIME YOU FOSSILS DECIDE TO WEIGH IN ON A TOPIC.

I WILL STICK TO GUYS LIKE PLATO, ARISTOTLE, AND EINSTEIN FOR MY HISTORY LESSONS.

Stop trying to educate the masses on "how it was". Nobody gives a fuck.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2246 on: August 03, 2014, 04:16:34 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2247 on: August 03, 2014, 04:33:41 AM »

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« Reply #2248 on: August 03, 2014, 10:17:20 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2249 on: August 03, 2014, 10:23:27 AM »
Well this time you got caught, sporto.