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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2950 on: November 18, 2014, 09:11:19 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2951 on: November 18, 2014, 12:39:38 PM »
I don't care if you got blue stars at  GetBig !  Come back here with my iPhone  !!






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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2952 on: November 18, 2014, 04:49:18 PM »
Re: Bodybuilding and Relationships don't mix with a normal chick

I really don't see how anyone thinks you can make gains while being in a relationship. the stress raises cortisol IMO and you just end up with a big film of water over your estrogen pussy whipped ass.

Notice Im talking about a real relationship with a normal chick lol, not some fitness chick who you can eat chicken and broccoli in front of without her thinking your a fucking wierdo. Lets be real if  you want to have a real relationship with a normal chick your  going to have to get smashed on weekends, your not gonna get 8 hours of sleep every night, your gonna miss workouts, and your  gonna have to eat junk food quite a bit.

This is why Im seriously considering not even dating   for a good three months, and I mean no women period...no going out to clubs or bars.......  until I get some cash in my pocket and am where I want to be physique wise. Think Im gonna enroll in school as well.     Im about to be 22 in a bit and Ive done fuck all with my life the past year...

problem is this- I am very prone to depression and part of me feels like  a man requires a woman in his life for good mental health.  SOOOOO my  question to you guys is  have any of you actually done this before?  Im talking  about going  celibate until you reach your goals.....bodybuilding ,career, etc.... Ive already proven to myself I can't mix the two.

Reading this makes me so happy me and my girl both have aspergers.

These girls are the best.

They trust you instantly because you have the same condition.

They're honest, and you can actually trust them to give a shit about other people.

Seriously being with someone that has an ability to care for other people is crucial.

50 percent of the population or more, are beyond selfish.



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2953 on: November 19, 2014, 01:12:30 AM »
Re: Jealous of guys with small nipples

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2954 on: November 19, 2014, 12:22:04 PM »
Re: Was Ron drinking again last night?

So now it's 46 seconds???

The last posting from your IP was less than 46 seconds ago. Please try again later.


Ron loves messing with the minions



it went from 29 seconds, to 49 seconds, now to 46 seconds.  :D



It's a moving target to keep Joon's gimmicks guessing.



I get that 46 second shit and then when I wait to post it says it's a duplicate post and won't let me do it. I've killed for less.





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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2955 on: November 20, 2014, 04:48:47 AM »
Re: Bodybuilding is for ugly delusional people

maybe you should post a picture of your aesthetic godliness?



LMAO@this roided up manlet. You pin all those drugs for what? You will always have a small cock.

You will always repulse attractive women

You look 50

Your hairlines receding far as shit

And youll soon be having a heart attack :D :D :D :D

I make you look subhuman

The psychology behind what you write is too obvious, to not highlight a few 'things'.

1. Your penis is below average in length. To most men, mentioning the length of someone else's cock wouldn't enter their thoughts. For someone like you who is plagued with penis insecurity, it is a normal thought pattern.

2. You have trouble speaking to women, and when you do find a girlfriend who is willing to overlook the small penis issue (mainly because you do whatever she says) you cling to her like sad leech until you are picked off.

3. You are overweight and don't exercise, but dilude yourself into thinking that because bodybuilders take steriods, they are unhealthier than you. You eat lots of junk food (especially at night). Often times hours will go by and the cycle of 'Masturbate, wipe, eat junk, repeat' continues.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2956 on: November 20, 2014, 03:19:13 PM »
Re: Bill Cosby touched my balls while I was asleep

I figure since there are a lot of whores out to make some easy money off Cliff Huxtable that I'd like to tell my story.  It was a while back, forgot the date and location, but I was sleeping and woke up finding Bill holding my balls and squishing them while shouting "Jello Pudding".



It was Wiggs on his 12th week of keto diet, stupid.



I don't care what anyone says about Bill Cosby, he was great in The Matrix.



Wasn't it Morgan L Fishburne in Matrix?

Morgan


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2957 on: November 21, 2014, 02:57:20 AM »
Re: Tips to stop masturbating?

The brain gets energized when the life force is not being constantly drained through the stalk. If all you see is a dull meaningless world around you, you probably need your battery's recharged. Guys who spew their seed every day, multiple times a day have no genius or original insight in them.

My observations are very subjective, however, if I crack one off during the day I find that my motivation for 'inspired' activities such as songwriting/refurbishing our home/writing of any sort, diminishes massively. BigRo may have a point there.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2958 on: November 21, 2014, 03:54:48 AM »
Re: Dennis James said Phil Heath is the greatest Mr. O ever!

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« Reply #2960 on: November 21, 2014, 07:32:35 PM »

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« Reply #2961 on: November 21, 2014, 07:39:45 PM »
 :D

While that is true for a person with average looks, thebrink is a short pudgy deformed looking baldie with enormous satelite tv receiver looking ears, a chin pussy goatie and a weird gaze of an insane person. The odds of something exciting and positive happening are slim if not scientifically non existant.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2962 on: November 22, 2014, 12:34:11 AM »
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2963 on: November 22, 2014, 04:40:40 PM »
Re: Blondie 2014

I used to bodyguard for Richard Blade in the 80's and I couldn't stand that type of music. But the women were hot.

Haha



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2964 on: November 23, 2014, 12:54:11 AM »
Re: I just figured something out. Took 56 years!

I was talking to a bloke recently and he just didn't get what I had to say about getting bigger. His experience made him conclude

that he needed anabolic drugs to get bigger arms. No matter what I said he didn't change his beliefs. He needed testosterone. That made me wonder.

I am twice as old as this guy and my adult experience is probably 4 times what he has gone through.

I now believe it takes an expert in hypertrophy to recognize another expert. There you are. No wonder the lads here don't

listen to what I have to say. They disregard my experience and ability to solve problems. They literally have no clue about the science.

By the way, training for bigger size takes a lot of motivation. The kind of dedication that makes one finish an advanced post graduate degree, etc.

As you get bigger it seems to take incrementally more intense workouts. No wonder few overcome this barrier and get huge.

As long as I don't reinjure myself I am on course to exceed my previous largest measured arms. That was in 1999 and 18 in cold.

Previous to that I reached 18 3/4 pumped arms back in 1975.

Disbelievers, scoffers, and broscience authorities need not contaminate this thread with negativity.




There's only room for one Vince on getbig and we choose the dick sucking, fudge packing, cross eyed dude banging black one.


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2965 on: November 23, 2014, 04:34:00 PM »
Re: Ever been hated on for being muscular/good looking/tall/tanned or all the above?

Finally!!! Someone understands what I go thru.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2966 on: November 24, 2014, 09:57:49 AM »
Re: I just figured something out. Took 56 years!

9 pages in and the "so-called" expert has yet to post his theory or article.

By the way Basile, SF1900 is absolutely right. A theory is used to explain how things work and is typically based on facts. Theories are also accepted by scientists and are generally repeatedly tested by experiments and can be used to make predictions about natural phenomena.

At best, you "probably" have a hypothesis. Hopefully, you will step down from the pedestal you built yourself and present something for us to evaluate. Realize that some of us actually have graduate degrees in different branches of science and are no strangers to research. So, we welcome your alleged theory with open arms. Also, the topic of Hypertrophy has been studied ad nauseam for hundreds of years, so at best, you're probably just regurgitating shit that was already known.

As of now, with nothing to show for all the boasting you do, you are looking like an imbecile.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2967 on: November 24, 2014, 05:10:40 PM »
Re: Today marks one full month without alcohol

At first I was scared that my life would be dull without the buzz.

Now, I have a much more positive outlook on things.

I am just genuinely happier.

(no homo)



whatabout one full month without getbig is that easier or harder than alcohol  ???



Lol, thats a good question.

I think Getbig can become a form of addiction.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2969 on: November 25, 2014, 12:02:28 PM »
Re: Jurassic World teaser just released



Makes me feel like a kid again. High expectations for this move.



In this movie, will we see Vince Basile riding a t-rex in a Gold's gym tank-top while shouting "WATCH OUT FLOTSAM!!" ?



Unfortunately, Vince Basile's theory of hypertrophy and machines will never work on a T-Rex's genetically small arms.





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« Reply #2970 on: November 26, 2014, 11:33:02 AM »
;D

The existence of gaps is an offense against God, man, and orthodonists. Man, in his eternal task to increase the spiritual propinquity between himself and his beneficent Creator, is charged with completing God's work (non-unionized) as atonement for self-incurred exile from the Garden (no more free breadsticks). Ironically, the idea of open gaps fills man with the hornies terror. Wise men like Parmenides, Plato, and Aristotle were troubled by the idea of gaps, and transferred some of their unease to the physical world through a saying the ancient sages knew like the back of their glans; namely, that nature abhors a vacuum (unless it's a cordless Dustbuster).
      Contra ancient wisdom, but no less disturbed by the notion of gaps, Galileo the Great tried to put the issue to rest. Galileo (who, during his confinement, developed a hack squat prototype based on his kinematic law of angled resistance -- although apocryphal, his jailers reported to the Pope that the father of modern science displayed very pleasing thigh sweep in his front abdominal and thigh pose) proposed that God had written the book of Nature in the language of mathematics, and, if interpreted correctly and taken to its logical limits, shows that the idea of a pure vacuum is most untenuous (True, but we must consider what conclusions might have arisen if this giant of thought had made the acquaintance of one Tbombz).
      Nevertheless, gaps, either material or in thought, must be filled: gaps in faith, gaps in knowledge, gaps in Queen Vissy's mangina (I need not remind erudite Getbiggers of Aristophanes' revealing disquisition in Plato's Symposium). Subsequently, with consideration to the question posed above, I do believe that the aggregate surface area of Master Goodrum's engorged tube can fill, if not dilate-the-shit-out-of, the hollow volume area(s) of Magister Basile's gap(s). However, I do not believe this sacred act of corking lacunae can be reciprocally performed. This is no knock against our venerable Brother Hypertrophus, but rather, as expressed in Pascal’s Pensées, "The internal vastness of Goodrum's ass frightens me." Hand to God, and with a sincere No Homo.


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2972 on: November 27, 2014, 07:10:03 AM »
Re: this peter molnar dude's physique is getting more ridiculous

I measure bodyfat by looking in a mirror and saying a number that sounds reasonable

I measure bodyfat by looking in a mirror, guessing a number, and then up/downscaling that number for the getbig thread i'm involved in at the time.

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« Reply #2973 on: November 28, 2014, 03:07:43 AM »
Re: Patrick Schwarzenegger to be a father!

If it's not on TMZ it's BS.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2974 on: November 29, 2014, 01:59:36 AM »

Have you considered selling pieces of yourself to the high end leather industry?


You would look great as a pair of chukka boots or a panerai strap.





I know it's hard being fat. Try working out and eating less.

I am flattered that you keep pics of me handy.



pipe down sister.



Coming from someone who comes on a thread about Steve and immediately taps into his collection of pictures of my body.

Over 6,000 posts in 10 months.

Are there "things"?