so i just finished a solid back and bicep workout on sunday morningas i was about to walk out of the gym suddenly i was approached by a middle aged skinny fat dude that looked like shitHEY MAY I ASK YOU TO PUT BACK THE WEIGHTS?! he said in a venomous tone"those weights were already there i said" cool and in control"ITS NOT TRUE BLABLABLA YOU HAVE TO PUT THEM BACK NOW BLABLABLA" (brutal melt down)"look i told you they were already there, if it bothers you so badly put them back yourself"and i turned around to leave"HEY DO YOU REALIZE I AM A MONITOR HERE?" he said as if i was going to be impressed i told him"put it on your resume" and walked out"YOU LITTLE BASTARD!" he melted down further as i was on my way
as i was walking home i was laughing out loud thinking about itahahahahaa brutal meltdown ahahahaha
People confuse me with Shawn Ray all the time.
upping the protein. ...And farting like a rhinocerous I got stuck in the other room with the shitty TV my farts are so bad. Every five minutes....BWAAAARRRRPPP PP !!
Soon you will get the girls.
The only time I fart now is my once weekly pizza cheat meal I make sure to close up the windows in the house and really savor the experience. It's the little things in life...
I was in Circle K today and I crop dusted the entire store with fart molecules. Went up and down every aisle.Then I'm on line and I go "God Damn that's nasty." And start talking to this dude next to me...and he's like "yeah"....and I'm farting right on him..hahahaaa
if you want to have a real relationship with a female, then it's about give and takeand don't forget that the female isn't always at fault, as it's usually a 50/50 affair
Oh, what a sagely relationship guru!
Haha. ... my favorite is how he has to identify the gender of the person hes in the relationship with......
Not only is Coach Huang the Center of All Muscle, he is also the Center of The Universe!
That's the American way....we are our work, which is utter nonsense. Don't believe it. Find a chick who will foot the bill for dates until you get back on your feet and you will have found a gem. When my wife and I were dating, I didn't own a car. We went out in her VW Bug on dates. I did have a job, but it paid shit wages. If you find a woman who loves and believes in you when you seem to be going nowhere you will be doing a lot better than the dudes with dates who only want them for their money.
It's not rape, it's surprise sex.
Whose is this breakfast ?
No need for talking (besides, who talks these days?), that wastes time.
Too much coke= no good. Just the right amount of coke= look out because I ain't stoppin'!