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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5775 on: September 20, 2024, 05:54:47 PM »
Zoom in - trust me - this is the pic that keeps on giving

GENIUS

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5776 on: September 20, 2024, 05:59:51 PM »

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5777 on: September 20, 2024, 06:01:06 PM »


Hahaha now that’s to many Hankins’.

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« Reply #5778 on: September 20, 2024, 06:23:14 PM »
Hahaha now that’s to many Hankins’.

I counted 36!  Imagine the Power of Mensa that such a gathering would produce! 

With all those bhankys from across the Multi-Worse, not a crime would be committed within a galaxy or three!


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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5779 on: September 20, 2024, 07:39:35 PM »
It may be one of the best posts I've ever read on here, really fantastic.

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Must have missed this story.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5780 on: September 21, 2024, 11:53:05 PM »
I'm quite confident the original Earl1972 fork post is somewhere in this thread, but it is difficult to find it.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5781 on: September 22, 2024, 01:34:41 AM »
I'm quite confident the original Earl1972 fork post is somewhere in this thread, but it is difficult to find it.

Here you go:

in the early 2000's i had a part time bartending job at a country club, mostly working weddings and private parties on the weekend

the manager was a late 50's fat lady, would go out of her way to grope my arms and shoulders and then one day she complained to me that i never went into her office just to chat with her about life

i was taken aback by this question, i said i don't know i just come in to do my job... after that i always got a major attitude from her, any question i asked was a bad question and before that she was nothing but friendly, luckily she was fired shortly after for failing a drug test


the worst experience was a 17 year old girl that kept flirting with me, the first thing she ever said to me was "you wanna wrestle me", then she told me a few times that i'm cute and she groped my butt with both hands in front of coworkers

i ignored these things, i would be lying if i said i wasn't flattered to be getting interest from a girl 15 years younger but i wasn't going for a high school girl, over time her flirting became more insulting saying there must be something wrong with me to not be married, she liked to criticize my eye brows too which was annoying, and then she really crossed the line when she randomly came behind me and put a fork in my ass and said i look like a pedophile

the fork didn't penetrate my anus it went in between my butt cheeks, easily the most shocking experience of my life

i wanted to kill her, she made the pedophile comment in front of a female manager, i immediately went to HR who was female and reported everything that happened, all she did was tell her to stay away from me which she did

they pretty much acted like i was a big baby about it, other females that worked there heard about it thought the pedophile comment was horrible but they laughed about the fork incident, i said what if a guy did that to you and they said "oh that would be different" ::)

if i did any of that to her i would've been fired no questions asked and been labeled a "monster", every time i hear about a man hitting a woman i always assume she acted just like her

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5782 on: September 22, 2024, 04:03:27 AM »
There have been many other "Young women grope my arms and comment on my physique, also I never post pics proving I'm not actually a fat ugly mess" posters, they have without exception all turned out the same way.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5783 on: September 24, 2024, 01:17:29 PM »
Here you go:


Earl is a very sensitive man. In the early 2000s women (mostly) still had a sense of humor. The radical feminist types were not employed and easy to spot.


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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5784 on: September 27, 2024, 11:14:22 PM »
OK I'm bored I'll bite but if you read this it's your fault - you all know I'm a degenerate.
I had a friend with a really hot Mom - she'd had him really early so was still relatively young to us

I once dug her panties out of the laundry basket and had a Bane-wank - where you place them on your head so that your hot breath activates the gusset
Core memory

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5785 on: October 07, 2024, 08:35:46 AM »
are you threatening a 58 year old man with a dodgy ticker tough guy?

I don't give a fuck if you are 90 come see me and I will knock your fucking teeth out

never won a fight in your life

prove me wrong

Come see me and get your proof

you´re about as hard as my first shit

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5786 on: October 19, 2024, 07:50:33 AM »
The starter of this thread Fitness Frenzy is no slouch himself these days



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5787 on: October 19, 2024, 08:59:43 AM »
thank you - much appreciated  :)

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5788 on: October 20, 2024, 09:39:33 PM »
I have a chubby friend that married a hot Thai chick.

One day, he looked at her and said "you're getting fat, you need to lose a few kilos". She told him he was putting on weight too.

He turned up her and said "I married you for you looks, you married me for my money. I still have the money"

I was impressed. It was pure alpha.

Obviously- she lost no weight

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5789 on: November 02, 2024, 04:07:35 AM »
Re: To All Getbiggers:  Caliber Fitness Solutions Is Currently Down

I've had a lot of people PM and email me from here.  I'm currently rebuilding the website under a new platform along with getting rid of products that are no longer available.  It will be back up and running next week for all of your shopping needs.  In the meantime, visit www.gxfitnesscenter.com if you wish to make any purchases.  Thanks


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The British pound has taken a nose dive at this news. CFX/GS international does millions worth of trade in the UK, it's terrible. David Cameron is in communication with Vince Goodrum, he's going to send the top techies in the country to bring the site back online ASAP.



Well, I've changed a lot of people's lives over the years.


What about your own life?

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5790 on: November 09, 2024, 12:12:01 PM »
Re: Farewell to Wes

If I were Wes I could be giving concentrated cannabinoids a try but he is so worried about losing his straight edge card he probably wont listen


If I were Wes
You`d be a bad mutherfucker instead of a puppet like wuss jumping through hoops everyday for random strangers approval.

I need an 8-12 hour surgery not a fucking joint you fucking retard.

Be a man and grow up you KUNT.

Written like a man who didn't read the articles

That`s because I`m too fucking smart to waste my time reading horseshit.

I`m in the mid to latter stages of Cancer, I think it`s a bit late to become fucking Bob Marley you freaking pot head.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5791 on: November 20, 2024, 07:49:17 PM »
Gold

This hanky pic looks like a cop came from behind the curtain and said stick em up your under arrest for showing up like that!



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5792 on: November 20, 2024, 08:51:51 PM »
Gold

Indeed. Now that it's mentioned he really does look like a grizzled old wife beater from Appalachia or some such -

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5793 on: November 23, 2024, 02:33:51 AM »
Tbombz.....  can't hate him.  But boy what a fucking loser.  Back in 2012 he was constantly complaining of being broke, having a hard time at home, etc.. etc...   

I set him up nice with a rep job for two of the biggest peptide companies around that were operating out of FL. $500 a week just for visiting various boards (EF, OM, TSC, AS, EV, PM, etc) and posting promo codes and weekly sales announcements, and acting as a rep behind the scenes. 

Scumbag did one week of half assed work, then asked for thousands of dollars in free samples and then vanished.  I learned my lesson about extending goodwill to people on the internet then.  Fuck this bitch.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5794 on: November 23, 2024, 04:13:03 AM »
LurkerNoMore is a lunatic

Little Bitch is a mental issues patient.

2:44AM and 3:37AM middle of the night posting spree.  Can't sleep.  Her little mind is obsessing over gimmicks and hands.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5795 on: November 23, 2024, 04:21:10 AM »
I probably wont ever win a pro card even with 2 pecs. However, I absolutely was never going to win a pro card with 1 pec. I will compete again. I am going to need another surgery as I still can not train heavy with a loose body in my shoulder. A knee replacement is also on the horizon but they award pro cards to 70-year-olds I have time. One step back before 3 forward

Shit I may be training in a college campus gym this time next year

I may get a law degree at 50 and a pro card at 60 I may even have another kid in my 50s I am not dead yet

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5796 on: November 23, 2024, 05:53:28 AM »
Royalty, stop spamming every single thread with your shit, you stupid little cunt. Especially this one. No one finds it funny.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5797 on: November 24, 2024, 03:38:29 AM »
Royalty, stop spamming every single thread with your shit, you stupid little cunt. Especially this one. No one finds it funny.

x2 fuck off

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5798 on: November 25, 2024, 02:28:33 AM »
for 15 minutes he did look great .... He was 100% certain he was going to replace Arnold and the popular Weider's principles/methods " (for 15 good minutes) lol but when Arnold, being retired 5 years and 3 other bodybuilders placed ahead of him in Sydney.... He showed what he really was made of, Mike was never a people's champ nor a victim of the powers that be", So from October 5th on instead of redemption or coming back stronger, he just got lazier as he got older by working out less and less until he gave up on bodybuilding altogether. Like he gave up college, the Airforce, writing for Weider, was smoking 2 packs of cigarettes a day, attending HIV meetings, sniffing white lines ,having his rent covered by a pinga lord, In the end he gave up on life altogether. The guy was a total failure.


WoooSSHHHHHHHHHHHH


^^ Danimal77 (Pet Shop Boys) just can’t stop himself.


Lots of long unhinged rants about Mentzer recently (these are all the same person).

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« Reply #5799 on: November 25, 2024, 03:16:00 AM »

Before their death a video of them talking while Mike taking a smoke break, a random girl walks by and Ray says “I can’t get any girls”

Both died with no kids or wife, alone

Mentzer shouldn’t have stopped competing, he was mentally weak and the 1980 O broke him and he never recovered

And to rub more salt into the wound, he got to see Arnold take over the action genre in Hollywood, marry a Kennedy, and became filthy rich and famous all while Mike and Ray were living in an apt in a seedy area in LA

^^ Danimal77 (Bevo) spent the entire weekend complaining about Mentzer.