When you fucked that Thai tranny did you got poop on your penis?
homosexuals got nutrient timing for the anal window down to a science
Eye contact is very important. Guys absolutely know when a woman is interested by the way she looks at them. At least thats what I have heard. No woman has ever looked at me for than 2 seconds (except for my mother).
Any of you demonic fucks that believe in population control should lead by example, find a bridge and jump off. Otherwise you're a hypocrite in addition to evil. It really is as simple as that.
all blacks should be terminated
No one gives a fuck what you drive, no one is going to be looking at you and your car twice, and your car will still just be a part of the landscape of beige Toyota Camrys and Honda Accords. No one buys these things for themselves.....they buy them in an attempt to gain another crowd's acceptance...an expectation that doesn't even exist in the first place.
Two midgets talking does not interest me.
still a step ahead of father time...proof that delts can pop/round oug... drug free
Does your boyfriend get a high score if he joins all the tattoo dots with his loads, with bonus points for guessing the correct constellation afterwards?
Cute couple
this threads gonna run and rununtil someone oversteps the markGroink, you there?
And the saga continues.. Re: Cute couple
Ha, is that the very first Groink shop?
Our dear friend is still around on his prep!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/23/kaity-pearson-teacher-photos_n_4653225.htmlA 23-year-old model and special education department teacher's aide has been suspended after some of her risque photos surfaced.Kaity Pearson was suspended from the South Street Elementary School in Fitchburg, Mass., according to the Fitchburg Telegraph.Pearson recently graced the cover of Models Mania magazine:
Deplorable form, unstable base on this exercise. Suspension deserved.
That random pill on the floor in the gym :You know what I'm talking about. That frequently seen random pill on the floor in your gym. Do you ever just pick it up and eat it? Yesterday I saw a large whiteish speckled pill laying on the ground near the leg press and thought it might have been an old Anadrol 50 so I picked it up and ate it. Turned out to be a wintergreen Certs. Do you ever eat those random pills?
today at the post workout cardio, the runing thing, i stepped on it next to a hot woman, huge fake tits, good face, great body, basicaly a female version of me i stepped on it with the arms still pumped up from th eweightlifting, veins etc, in the mandatory tanktop, sweaty.she wears head phones and at first doesn mind me, as if im not there.while running, the sweat is pouring out and i use the tanktop to wipe the sweat off my face, "accidentaly" lifting it so the chiseld midsection gets exposed.this is where her female instincts slwoly overwhelm her,she starts staring my way randomly, i think "haha if she falls back on the running machine bc of staring would be hilarious".so we start to talk.spare youreself the doubts, this is precisely candid story, as it went.very quickly i tell her shes got perfect set of tits and a body as female should have, she says my type of body is exactly what she finds most atractive, slightly blown up fitness type.she goes on and say the huge guys are ok still better than a pure fattie etc.then kinda out of nowhere she says "the one problem with guys like you"i ask"what you mean guys like me"she says"well, ped users"i say"comeon, to the clueless i could pass as natty"she"stop the bs" i say alright carry on.then she says peds users(she simply ignored my lifetime natural status)often develop acne on the back which is the most repulsive thing to her and basicvaly all female frends she has.i say yeah i aghree, but i dont have bacne, bc clean status etc, and then i followed it up with whats worse bacne or bald.she clearly said bacne.is a good example to where to draw the line, when bbuilders lose the sense for reality, when the intent was to get the girls,and before you know, your back looks like a somalian warzone-field, and woman get urge to vomit when seeing it.very imprtant to act accordingly and fix the problem, before drifting off into delusion-city in the quest of bit more size.i mean, think about it, very few women will be pleased during sex,when they get their arms around your lats, to feel something like the stuff on banknotes for the blind, you know,these spots which are used by the blind to read.
so i was rollin around the red lightsalmost no hos out tonightonly old fatness seems like police patroling scared the hos awayanyway i finally find a nice bitch slim body with epic rack and big juicy mouthasks if i'm a bodybuilder because i'm so jackedi say i'm trying to be she said i need not take too much roids because it can distort the thoughts, like her ex bf was a juiced up bbershe loves bber tho she saidi really fucked her good in 4 positions she had great ass clapping skills in doggy amazingwhen i finally exploded inside her and pulled out the condom was impressively filled, i even amazed myself
So you use roids to get the girls but end up paying for black ilegal hoes?
basically, it's just much more straight forward, faster and ultimately cheaper
I love the smell of an asshole in the morning.
Tell your wife to stop wiping her ass with the pillow, she was very accomodating when I suggested this.
these threads are just the devils worktrying to lure me into a slippery slope of fame and glamourbut a wise man knows he's just another tiny cogwheel in the great machine of life
Very poetic for a gimmick that appears illiterate and routinely misspells basic words. You're headed for Time Out moron.
the engish langage is a hard nut to craque
Fess up getbig, which one of you here did this...
Good for you Isaac!I made this post about 4 years ago and I think it still holds true:Quote from: OneMoreRep on November 08, 2010, 05:09:46 PMOnly reason I ask is because Dave is one of the biggest queens I have met in my entire life.That man hopes and prays that science reaches the capability of impregnating men, because he would give Jay all of his money to carry his seed."1"P.S. That man would feed on Kerry's fecal matter for months in the hopes that at some point or another some of Jay's cum might spill out after they've had hard night of Anal.. "1"
Only reason I ask is because Dave is one of the biggest queens I have met in my entire life.That man hopes and prays that science reaches the capability of impregnating men, because he would give Jay all of his money to carry his seed."1"P.S. That man would feed on Kerry's fecal matter for months in the hopes that at some point or another some of Jay's cum might spill out after they've had hard night of Anal..
Basile is in Thailand setting up an orphanage.
VASCULAR AS MY COCK
Big Ach said he queued for two hours to get his 2 mins with Dan Bailey.
why do I feel aroused when I stroke my beard then?
This is why -BEARD FACTS 1. Stroking of beard increases concentration and cognitive ability. 2. Filters the air of toxic pollution and stray food. 3. Natural bear repellent when camping or wandering in the forest. 4. Science has shown that beards rarely sleep. 5. Acts as a homing beacon attracting the jealousy and admiration of the beardless. 6. Beards are almost completely immune to sarcasm. 7. Dramatically increases your wood chopping capabilities. 8. Helps you to instinctively know where the nearest mountain is. 9. Increases handsomeness. 10. Fits on your face.
