Steven Seagal dancing in Grozny, Chechnya

[Radical Plato]

ROFL

[Slik]

You started playing music pretty early...

You know, I grew up in ummmm....how u say?......an all-black neighborhood in Detroit where (snort....(swallows phlegm))negros had come from the deep South to work in the steel mills. Everybody tried to get out of the cotton fields, oohhhhhh....how u say? [of the South] and the coal mines and all of them came into Detroit, along with, as you probably know, all the blues legends—Muddy Waters to Howlin' Wolf, Al King to John Lee Hooker to BB King. I got to learn afrom the areal cats.

What's your favorite guitar for playing slide?

Silvertone. Yeah, man, this morning first thing I did when I woke up uh...how u say?was grab that old Silvertone and start playing some bottle music.

I'm just learning how to play slide and man, it's a whole different world.

Can I tell you? Man, I have all these old anecdotes that I learned from the old blacks. Can I tell you one of the things the old guy who taught me slide told me? He said something really interesting. He said, "you know, depending on who gonna teach you, the white folk might say 'hey look, put the slide right here, and get the note like that, but I'm gonna tell you something... you don't never play slide like that. You don't look at the fret. You don't look at nothin', and you play slide by the sound, not by where the bottle is."

I've been listening to your stuff and the blues that you play seems completely, totally authentic.

It don't get more how u say?authentic than that.

Yeah, a lot of people play the blues and it's just—they just seem like a bunch of honkies.

Well, I don't mean to be ohhh...how u say?rude, and even some of the famous cats—and I'm not going to name names—learned from [listening to records.] Not me, I learned from the real cats, and I grew up with the real cats, and I'm still living with the real cats.

You met those cats just because you grew up around them?

You know, the cat that's still alive who was Howlin' Wolf's guitar player, that's Hubert Sumlin. In my opinion Hubert Sumlin is probably uhhhhh....how u say?the most important living blues guitar player right now because he really was with those cats and he can still play really great electric blues, and I'm always so honored when I play with him, and he's also kinda like a father to me... Hubert is going to be playing my black father in this movie called Prince of Pistols that we're doing with Sony in Louisiana in July.

What's the premise of the movie?

Well, it's kind of a true story of a guy [who] used to get into the hall records in these old courthouses and he'd falsify the records and demand land that belonged to black people even though they owned it, and he was ummmm....how u say?involved in a lot of treachery, murder, and conspiracy and stuff. A lot of the people that he did this to were old blues cats and it's the story of him doing it to the wrong guy that's connected to me, because I married the daughter of one of these old blues cats. He ends up killing the old blues guy and his daughter, and I have to get together with some of the people we grew up with and make it right.

So it's blues and action at the same time?

Yeah, of course. ohhh...how's say?What you think?

do u know if he spoke with his Japanese accent for thiś interview?

[Slik]

Shit, yes I just forgot because of some beer in my sistem haha  


Mr. Steven posing with Kadyrov


And with kids of Kadyrov




HAHAHA, wtf

That kid in the middle is a future getbigger for sure.  Prolly already stealing milk money from all the weaklings.

[arce1988]

  I think he spoke with ebonics for this one

[freespirit]

wish more Americans were like him and came in piece !

Impossible, americans believe in bringing democracy.

[musclecenter]

Mr.Seagal should stop those thugs, no more dancing on street.

[luvvsuNOT]

Steven Seagal is a great man. His list of accomplishments over a variety of fields are countless. He invented the front snap kick that revolutionized MMA. His exploits in Japan when he, as a foreigner, started and Aikido Dojo is the stuff of legend.

No one, and I mean no one, can handle a 1911 like he can. When it comes to handguns he's the real deal. Chuck Norris is a distant second in this respect.

And no one rocks a long sleeve black shirt like he does.

And considering he is in his sixties he still has a marvelous and luxurious head of jet black hair that has only gotten fuller and jet blacker with age.

A religion should be started in his name.

[arce1988]

 

[Teutonic Knight]

luvvsuNOT  & how old a you 12-13 

[musclecenter]

[Radical Plato]

Good to see Seagal teaching the Russians the art of akido offence against an opponent who is willing to let you do whatever you like to them without them actually fighting back.

[Tito24]

someone is a piece of shit meeting that thug kadirov anyway.

[Skeletor]

[#1 Klaus fan]

He learned to dance when he practiced his "martial arts" demonstrations.

[Dr Dutch]

Chuck Norris would have him for breakfast...

[falco]

Lol at his hair.

[arce1988]

[Teutonic Knight]

Good to see Seagal teaching the Russians the art of akido offence against an opponent who is willing to let you do whatever you like to them without them actually fighting back.

Let him try on Putin