Dude will probably be disqualified for being too hugelike - police state can flex its muscle any minute...
Weider Authority2schwole via blackmail:
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Sorry Mister Conrad Swole,
due to the your affiliation with Sir Alex Johns and rising tensions with the l'epublic of China your massive steak shaped appearance is not permitted/nor appreciated near any Weider/Gay Corp. stage-, sauna- or spa like installations.
We further urge you to stop any deprogramming effort concerning subject Sggiw, codename "neverwork", on the world renowned social platform getbig.com co-owned by the OpenmindedJewishLawyers company.
Yours,
Nathan "Nestle" Rothchild
"