Author Topic: Q for getbiggers. (Read 2207 times)

meathead23 · « **on:** July 30, 2013, 04:41:26 AM »

I was walking through a shopping centre with a friend when suddenly this girl that worked at the chemist caught both mine and my friends attention. She was incredibly beautiful however we did not approach her and left it at that.. For some reason I never told my friend or anything but I kept thinking about regretting not approaching this girl..

Fast forward 2 weeks..

It's Sunday morning and for some reason I really wanted to go back to this shopping centre to talk to this girl.. Alone. I pulled myself out of bed, jumped into my car and went to the shopping centre to talk to her..

I walked into the chemist and there she was.. I walked upto her and said I needed help.. When I got her out of earshot of her colleagues, I made up a bullshit story about how I had a flu and was looking for some kind of non-pharmaceutical natural remedy.. And then I was honest with her.. I told her I didn't have a flu and that I seen her 2 weeks ago and wanted to talk to her.. Long story short, she gave me her no.

I texted her 24 hours later the following:

"Thank you for your expert pharmaceutical advice.. I am now flu-free lol."

She didn't reply.. What do I do? I haven't messaged or called.. Just the one text to which she hasn't replied..

Would really appreciate some advice around this situation. (No homo).. Lol

The Italian Lifter · « **Reply #1 on:** July 30, 2013, 04:44:33 AM »

getbig is for sure the best place to ask for this type of advice

Whiskey · « **Reply #2 on:** July 30, 2013, 04:48:31 AM »

Phone calls, text and voice mail messages, hang around outside the pharmacy, follow her when she leaves work. learn her everyday moves.

Be persistent.

Let us know how this pans out.

O.Z. · « **Reply #3 on:** July 30, 2013, 04:49:51 AM »

get well soon

G_Thang · « **Reply #4 on:** July 30, 2013, 04:53:55 AM »

Quote from: meathead23 on July 30, 2013, 04:41:26 AM

I was walking through a shopping centre with a friend when suddenly this girl that worked at the chemist caught both mine and my friends attention. She was incredibly beautiful however we did not approach her and left it at that.. For some reason I never told my friend or anything but I kept thinking about regretting not approaching this girl..

Fast forward 2 weeks..

It's Sunday morning and for some reason I really wanted to go back to this shopping centre to talk to this girl.. Alone. I pulled myself out of bed, jumped into my car and went to the shopping centre to talk to her..

I walked into the chemist and there she was.. I walked upto her and said I needed help.. When I got her out of earshot of her colleagues, I made up a bullshit story about how I had a flu and was looking for some kind of non-pharmaceutical natural remedy.. And then I was honest with her.. I told her I didn't have a flu and that I seen her 2 weeks ago and wanted to talk to her.. Long story short, she gave me her no.

I texted her 24 hours later the following:

"Thank you for your expert pharmaceutical advice.. I am now flu-free lol."

She didn't reply.. What do I do? I haven't messaged or called.. Just the one text to which she hasn't replied..

Would really appreciate some advice around this situation. (No home).. Lol

Lymari is a chemist. In all my years of fucking with titrations, I haven't met one that looked like her.

BTW, this is the reason you go to PR instead of NY for a Ricana.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #5 on:** July 30, 2013, 05:01:01 AM »

She probably looked up your prescription history. All that ofloxacin and Zoloft.

meathead23 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 30, 2013, 05:10:37 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on July 30, 2013, 05:01:01 AM

She probably looked up your prescription history. All that ofloxacin and Zoloft.

Never bought anything from there before lol.

Krankenstein · « **Reply #7 on:** July 30, 2013, 05:11:37 AM »

1) You told her the truth, and then you texted her that you were flu free? Stupid fuck

2) Your friend already banged her. He wasn't a pussy that waited two weeks to talk to her.

3) 90% chance thats not her number.

_aj_ · « **Reply #8 on:** July 30, 2013, 05:53:24 AM »

Many mistakes here. The final one is coming to this place for advice of the heart.

At this point, throw the number away. She'll either re-initiate and then you can take it from there, or it is a lost cause.

Grape Ape · « **Reply #9 on:** July 30, 2013, 05:53:50 AM »

Just move on. She ain't interested.

If she is, she'll let you know.

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #10 on:** July 30, 2013, 06:27:30 AM »

Send her a pic of you in a bunny suit, then kill yourself.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #11 on:** July 30, 2013, 10:51:31 AM »

Quote from: O.Z. on July 30, 2013, 04:49:51 AM

get well soon

240 is Back · « **Reply #12 on:** July 30, 2013, 11:40:32 AM »

wait 48 hours, then text her a post-workout mirror pic.

Send a text "I'm back in the gym thanks to your advice... thanks again, wish I could return the favor" or something like that.

She will initially make fun of the 'selfie', then want to bang and will text you back. she will not be able to stop herself. From there, you request a pic, keep escalating things, etc.

_aj_ · « **Reply #13 on:** July 30, 2013, 11:48:34 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on July 30, 2013, 11:40:32 AM

wait 48 hours, then text her a post-workout mirror pic.

Send a text "I'm back in the gym thanks to your advice... thanks again, wish I could return the favor" or something like that.

She will initially make fun of the 'selfie', then want to bang and will text you back. she will not be able to stop herself. From there, you request a pic, keep escalating things, etc.

LOL. Love how getbiggers always drag it back to the iron.

One word: thong. Strap that little banana hammock on for the selfie. What woman can resist a man in a jeweled thong?

el numero uno · « **Reply #14 on:** July 30, 2013, 11:49:25 AM »

Quote from: meathead23 on July 30, 2013, 04:41:26 AM

I was walking through a shopping centre with a friend when suddenly this girl that worked at the chemist caught both mine and my friends attention. She was incredibly beautiful however we did not approach her and left it at that.. For some reason I never told my friend or anything but I kept thinking about regretting not approaching this girl..

Fast forward 2 weeks..

It's Sunday morning and for some reason I really wanted to go back to this shopping centre to talk to this girl.. Alone. I pulled myself out of bed, jumped into my car and went to the shopping centre to talk to her..

I walked into the chemist and there she was.. I walked upto her and said I needed help.. When I got her out of earshot of her colleagues, I made up a bullshit story about how I had a flu and was looking for some kind of non-pharmaceutical natural remedy.. And then I was honest with her.. I told her I didn't have a flu and that I seen her 2 weeks ago and wanted to talk to her.. Long story short, she gave me her no.

I texted her 24 hours later the following:

"Thank you for your expert pharmaceutical advice.. I am now flu-free lol."

She didn't reply.. What do I do? I haven't messaged or called.. Just the one text to which she hasn't replied..

Would really appreciate some advice around this situation. (No homo).. Lol

I don't know man, that sounds creepy, you shouldn't have said that imo.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #15 on:** July 30, 2013, 01:00:06 PM »

Are you 18 and is she 18? if not then why the FUCK are you TEXTING? Be a fucking man and call her. Let the phone ring, but don't call from your cell because then if she doesn't answer you can't use your cell again or it will show you calling multiple times. Also don't call her during the mall working hours because she may not be able to answer from work, so call her later after you know for a fact that the store is closed.

Hurricane Beef ! · « **Reply #16 on:** July 30, 2013, 01:02:49 PM »

Quote from: meathead23 on July 30, 2013, 04:41:26 AM

I was walking through a shopping centre with a friend when suddenly this girl that worked at the chemist caught both mine and my friends attention. She was incredibly beautiful however we did not approach her and left it at that.. For some reason I never told my friend or anything but I kept thinking about regretting not approaching this girl..

Fast forward 2 weeks..

It's Sunday morning and for some reason I really wanted to go back to this shopping centre to talk to this girl.. Alone. I pulled myself out of bed, jumped into my car and went to the shopping centre to talk to her..

I walked into the chemist and there she was.. I walked upto her and said I needed help.. When I got her out of earshot of her colleagues, I made up a bullshit story about how I had a flu and was looking for some kind of non-pharmaceutical natural remedy.. And then I was honest with her.. I told her I didn't have a flu and that I seen her 2 weeks ago and wanted to talk to her.. Long story short, she gave me her no.

I texted her 24 hours later the following:

"Thank you for your expert pharmaceutical advice.. I am now flu-free lol."

She didn't reply.. What do I do? I haven't messaged or called.. Just the one text to which she hasn't replied..

Would really appreciate some advice around this situation. (No homo).. Lol

She gave you a fake number you fucken stocker. Next time when you pull yourself out of bed, before you jump in your car, brush your teeth, shave and shower you filithy mother fucker.

TB

Nomad · « **Reply #17 on:** July 30, 2013, 01:07:24 PM »

no one · « **Reply #18 on:** July 30, 2013, 01:09:54 PM »

Quote from: meathead23 on July 30, 2013, 04:41:26 AM

I was walking through a shopping centre with a friend when suddenly this girl that worked at the chemist caught both mine and my friends attention. She was incredibly beautiful however we did not approach her and left it at that.. For some reason I never told my friend or anything but I kept thinking about regretting not approaching this girl..

Fast forward 2 weeks..

It's Sunday morning and for some reason I really wanted to go back to this shopping centre to talk to this girl.. Alone. I pulled myself out of bed, jumped into my car and went to the shopping centre to talk to her..

I walked into the chemist and there she was.. I walked upto her and said I needed help.. When I got her out of earshot of her colleagues, I made up a bullshit story about how I had a flu and was looking for some kind of non-pharmaceutical natural remedy.. And then I was honest with her.. I told her I didn't have a flu and that I seen her 2 weeks ago and wanted to talk to her.. Long story short, she gave me her no.

I texted her 24 hours later the following:

"Thank you for your expert pharmaceutical advice.. I am now flu-free lol."

She didn't reply.. What do I do? I haven't messaged or called.. Just the one text to which she hasn't replied..

Would really appreciate some advice around this situation. (No homo).. Lol

you blew it with the lie about the flu.

it made you look weak and insecure.

if had just gone up to her and said hey, want to grab a coffee sometime and left your number chances are she would have gotten ahold of you.

but they way you approached it was all wrong from jump. move on. damage is done. don't txt her again. if your lucky she'll txt you back but I doubt it.

cheers.

no one · « **Reply #19 on:** July 30, 2013, 01:10:59 PM »

Quote from: Chiro Flex on July 30, 2013, 06:27:30 AM

Send her a pic of you in a bunny suit, then kill yourself.

bAhaha your on fire lately my friend! lol

kh300 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 30, 2013, 01:14:17 PM »

Can't you assholes leave girl's alone while they're fucking working?

She gave you her number, because girls always do. Its so much easier and less awkward to not answer it then tell you no. She didn't respond and she won't.

She probably despises you for doing that while you wasted her time at work. Then you go on a bodybuilding forum to ask for advice which tells me I can guarantee you gave her a massive creep vibe. A real man gives out his number and doesn't worry if the bitch called him back. Her loss.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #21 on:** July 30, 2013, 01:16:42 PM »

Just tell her your handle on getbig and have her check your post history. Seeing this beta thread you started will be more than enough to disgust her and never want to talk to you

Tedim · « **Reply #22 on:** July 30, 2013, 01:19:52 PM »

txt her a kawk shot with frowny face drawn on the head....saying "he needs to have his temperature checked....using the lips to foreHEAD method" and sign it I LOVE YOU. Sure to work!

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #23 on:** July 30, 2013, 01:22:51 PM »

Text her
"Do you sell snake medicine"

Then text her a photo of a double bicep with the caption "cause my pythons are sick!"

no one · « **Reply #24 on:** July 30, 2013, 01:27:51 PM »

hahaha do you sell dog medicine, cause these puppies are SICK!!!

bam! back double bi in your face!!!